So, holy shit, you've been on this board for over a year now?!?! Well, that went fast! I hope this year goes by a little slower for you and that you slow down long enough to enjoy it. I got you something special for your birthday, so lube up, cuz we'll all be there around 7.

-Keep It Dirty

...don't forget the midget, cuz I'm bringin' the 'tard!