Quote:

McDonalds double cheeseburgers [if they cost $1] - bun removed.

Chicken Soup. [everything but the breast, celery waste, large carrots, onion, turnips, whole black pepper].

Ba-Tampte Half Sour Pickles.

Low-Carb Breyers Ice Cream.

Tuna Salad [Albacore tuna, celery, carrots, bell peppers, onions, jamaican hot peppers, horse radish, mustard, spaghetti sauce, mayonaise].

Roasted chicken.

2 slices of slicing pepperoni wraped in 1 slice of Provalone cheese.

Olives.

Marinated mushrooms.

Large sweet grapefruit.

Chicken breast cooked in a frying pan with butter, various bell peppers, jalapena peppers, onions and garlic.

Hard boiled eggs.

Grape/Cherry tomatos & baby carrots.

Polly-O String cheese.

Acorn squash.

Ice cold Weehawken tap water.

Pickled Herring.

White fish salad.

Pecans, almonds & walnuts.

Salmon salad [canned pink salmon, onions, wine vinegar].

Sardines in tomato sauce.

Broiled chicken legs.

Catfish in frying pan with butter.

Romaine lettuce hearts.

Smoked salmon.





Which of these dishes do you think a stripper would prefer the most?