She's a man, baby! Cops question Ronaldo
Updated: April 28, 2008

SAO PAULO, Brazil -- Soccer star Ronaldo was questioned by police early Monday after a run-in with Brazilian transvestites in a Rio de Janeiro motel.

Ronaldo accused one of the transvestites of trying to extort him, police inspector Carlos Augusto Nogueira said Monday night.

Nogueira said the altercation began when Ronaldo found out he was dealing with transvestites instead of women. The inspector said Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met earlier Sunday night but did not realize they were transvestites until they got to the motel.

"He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun," Nogueira said. "But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."

Prostitution is not illegal in Brazil.

The AC Milan striker told police he offered to pay the transvestites anyway, but before he left one of them allegedly asked for $30,000 to hide the story from the media.

Nogueira said he believed Ronaldo's version because the transvestite decided to leave the police station even before being fully questioned by authorities.

The transvestite also accused Ronaldo of asking him to buy drugs.

In a statement to TV Globo, Ronaldo reiterated he was a victim of extortion and denied he has ever used drugs.

Ronaldo and the transvestites were only questioned by police and voluntarily went to the police station.

Ronaldo is in Rio de Janeiro recovering from surgery on his left knee. He said Sunday he could be back in action in six months if his recovery continues to go as planned.

Ronaldo has won two World Cups with Brazil, including the 2002 title in which he scored eight goals, including two in the final against Germany.

A message to Ronaldo's spokesman was not immediately answered Monday.


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Not even the natives are safe in Brazil!!

Fun costs money.

I'm sure mistaking a tranny for a real-deal woman is something every heterosexual male in Brazil does at least five times a year.

I gotta tell you, some of those Brazilian trannies look really hot, but there is a problem: they are dudes with dicks, no matter what, they are still geneticaly dudes with dicks.

There has to be a special camp build that you put a woman in for like 6 month, and different scientists and specialist would make a like ultra-hot natural woman out of the initial average woman. Even you can bring in the most ugly butt-ugly fugly mugly-ugly woman on earth, give her like 1 year and the scientists will make like a super hottie out of her. It will be like an ultimate beauty camp.

or maybe Ronaldo was hanging out with Nacho.

He didn't know Joey Silvera was in town.

In Brazil, half of the "girls" are actually guys.

It's gotta wear down on their standards after awhile...

Alternate Post #1:

On the random Brazilian whore slot machine, Ronaldo got three ligers.

Alternate Post #2:

Soccer's teh gah.

They dropped a few sly Ronaldo references into the commentary on the Milan derby...AC Milan won 2-1, meaning Inter could not clinch the Scudetto today.

In other news, Football Italiano co-host Laura Esposto is just...