i still don't quite see how he claims to have had a seamless transition to williams yet at a 1600-person school nobody's ever come out and said they knew that porn writer. guessing gram's not his birth name and i can't find it in alumni-listing. there was some other ABSURD lateral-transfer he claimed-you just can't do it 3x in a college career. it takes inordinate amounts of time, recs from teachers, burned bridges,etc. i could see him having gone somewhere quite decent, my guess is he ended up finishing at the "other" Amherst if he really bounced around that much.

I do find him funny, if anyone could benefit from just not trying so fucking hard it's gram. he's porn's martin amis-his writing distracts you long enough to come out of your gramcoma and realize you learned he went to psk, took some pictures and you learned absolutely nothing despite being browbeaten by a joke/sentence.