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#322995 - 04/28/08 10:36 AM
Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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My sources have confirmed for me that Willie D is, in fact, Gram Ponante. What an asshat and a tool.
Can you believe he wet himself when faced by the violent rage of Skurt Lockwood?
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#322996 - 04/28/08 11:09 AM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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You're a dumbass, dumbass. All the real insiders on the board met Willie in Vegas and they also know Gram Ponante.
Besides Gram claims to have attended Harvard and Willie attended Dartmouth. Huge philosophical differences there, buddy.
You have such a chubby for Willie you should pm him and ask for a photo. I'm sure he'll send you one.
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#323002 - 04/28/08 06:05 PM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I'm happy that Darth & Willie are fighting again. I was fearful that there was some unspoken truce or something. It's fun to watch Powder/Darth get his ass handed to him again and again.
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#323003 - 04/28/08 07:16 PM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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#323004 - 04/28/08 09:01 PM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I've said it before ... I am really larry Flynt, post liposuction and 6 months with a bowflex.
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#323005 - 04/28/08 09:28 PM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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I've said it before ... I am really larry Flynt, post liposuction and 6 months with a bowflex.
You're too fucking wordy to be Larry Flynt, Burg.
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#323006 - 04/28/08 09:54 PM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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We have guys named Powder and Gram in this thread. Great.
add Scott Fayner and is done
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#323007 - 04/28/08 10:19 PM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Except I was the one who made Gram take a 4 month sabbatical from these boards. He was shamed and destroyed. He is less than a man. Even Kurt can beat him.
I challenged you to find that 4-month absence and you still haven't found it yet. I still own your Powdery methy white trash ass.
How about you tell us what it's like to be Wankus' whipping boy and maybe I'll go easy on you? The only reason you exist on this site is because I allow you to conduct your stupidity. I hold your future in my hand, kind of like the beating heart of a fresh cod pulled about the F/V Northwestern.
Are you up to a challenge, or is Darth Powder too much of a pussy?
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#323009 - 04/29/08 06:55 AM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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#323011 - 04/29/08 07:20 AM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I was the grassy knoll.
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#323015 - 04/29/08 12:34 PM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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#323016 - 04/29/08 06:53 PM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Darth is one puke green watermark away from being as obsessive/compulsive/pathetic as Donny Long.
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#323018 - 04/29/08 07:31 PM
Darth is an alt ID for a mod here
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Registered: 11/14/04
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That is all. Stop the fucking madness.
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#323020 - 04/29/08 10:00 PM
Re: Darth is an alt ID for a mod here
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Actually, everyone here, including you and me, are figments of Brandon Iron's imagination. Probably a side effect of the medication. Notice you never see Brandon and Darth in the same place at the same time.
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#323022 - 04/30/08 09:38 AM
Re: Darth is an alt ID for a mod here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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is it mr. d himself? that way he can piss himself off and threaten himself with banning anytime he feels people might have forgotten he's got that moderator power.
Sorry at my friends, JimB & VO "His Tigers beat up Hughes" Dizzle, but this is CLEAR. WillieD IS Darth.
I checked it out with Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright, Jr. AND HE CONFIRMS. It is a conspiracy of Oliver Stonian proportions. And, it all about AIDS!!
The white supremicists and the Palestians have united together to bring down the blacks and blame it on the Jews. While Rev. Wright believes in the Jew killing, he is angered that this is done at the expense of the black man. And, SHIT! No one is focusing on the fucking JEWS!!!
It seems that Willie is actually a person called DarthD. DarthD was born the bastard child to the second shooter of the RFK assassination, and thus third cousin twice removed from the ex-wife of Sirhan Sirhan's first male lover* by Shi'a temporary marriage.
The information I have is that RFK had uncovered the incipient research into breading highly-attractive African monkeys who would then be used as carriers of what was then vaguely defined as a nebulous uncurable virus yet unknown to man.
Rev. Wright confided in me that he, and by extension, no one in his family could resist a Simian uber-cutie with ample pink bootie. This leads him to conclude that with virus and monkey ho's so created, it was inevitable that AIDS would destroy the African race.
Since RFK either would have stopped this or angled for a payoff, he had to be killed.
DarthD's dad was killed as part of the cover-up of the assassination. His mother was forced to marry another of the plotters and so DarthD was raised as his unloved redhead stepchild. DarthD was indoctrinating into the AIDS epidemic cult and has dedicated his Life to the cause.
He was homeschooled in derisive writing, the use of covert Alt-IDs and from early on demonstrated a genius in identifying and banning trolls. Unable to decide between sending DarthD to either Yale or Harvard, they decided upon Dartmouth to give their agent access to both sets of Ivy League mafia as a neutral player with proper pedigree.
DarthD would be a special troubleshooter insurgent. It would be his job to divert attention from the AIDS epidemic and let it kill off the blacks who would then kill the Jews as the cause. The whole gay death thing appears to have been just an unintended bonus of fortune. But, now that too must be protected.
As his cover, he was granted special dispensation by double-secret fatwa to become an alcoholic Irish Catholic for Islam. And, he was assigned to enable porn to kill the infidel. Their plan? To aid the spread of AIDS to the blacks through inter-racial scenes and unprotected escort engagements with white girls who had slept with stuntcocks who had done unprotected tranny sex.
It seems these people are very knowledgeable and with advanced computer technology they do a fair job of predicting trouble long before it occurs and being in the right place when it happens.
Thus, when Donny Long and his crusade to save the black man came to XPT, DarthD was positioned well. Having gained moderator status and established his evil nemesis Alt-ID, he quickly went to work to divert attention from Donny's righteous quest with the faux Willie/Darth conflict.
It's clear when you look back. Donny arrives, attacks Christian and THEN the rivalry between Darth & Willie re-ignites after being far too dormant.
Don't tell me you didn't notice!!
DAMN YOU DarthD!!!
Leave the black man alone!!!!
* - The marriage to this woman is not recognized by Sunni authorities. Sirhan's subsequent marriage to this man was not recognized in Islam, but is in Canada & South Africa.
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#323023 - 04/30/08 04:23 PM
Re: Darth is an alt ID for a mod here
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
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I think you might find this interesting Newscast about Darth
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#323025 - 05/01/08 07:31 AM
Re: Darth is an alt ID for a mod here
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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The mods here hate Willie D.
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#323027 - 05/01/08 09:11 AM
Re: Darth is an alt ID for a mod here
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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The mods here hate Willie D.
You still haven't aned my question, Darth GuaPowder. Are you that much of a chickenshit?
Life --> <--GuaPowder
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#323031 - 05/02/08 02:29 AM
Re: Darth is an alt ID for a mod here
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Sex Slave Trader
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#323032 - 05/02/08 04:50 AM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i still don't quite see how he claims to have had a seamless transition to williams yet at a 1600-person school nobody's ever come out and said they knew that porn writer. guessing gram's not his birth name and i can't find it in alumni-listing. there was some other ABSURD lateral-transfer he claimed-you just can't do it 3x in a college career. it takes inordinate amounts of time, recs from teachers, burned bridges,etc. i could see him having gone somewhere quite decent, my guess is he ended up finishing at the "other" Amherst if he really bounced around that much.
I do find him funny, if anyone could benefit from just not trying so fucking hard it's gram. he's porn's martin amis-his writing distracts you long enough to come out of your gramcoma and realize you learned he went to psk, took some pictures and you learned absolutely nothing despite being browbeaten by a joke/sentence.
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#323033 - 05/02/08 04:57 AM
Re: Willie D is Gram Ponante
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Porn Jesus
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just a reminder, darth is from az and a huge fan of sci-fi movies and video games. ergo, pussy isn't something that comes naturally to him. my guess is he gets it on years locusts pop up-meaning the only people involved in star wars who are at all cool are lucas and steve and only because they're filthy rich and darth rents a ranch house and plays multiplayer xbox when he gets home from selling kia's at 5 sharp.
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#323035 - 05/02/08 10:36 AM
Re: Darth is an alt ID for a mod here
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