7-year-old Florida boy faces grand theft auto rap after stealing grandma's SUV
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Saturday, April 26th 2008, 11:18 AM

PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. - Police say a 7-year-old South Florida boy faces grand theft auto charges after taking his grandmother's Dodge Durango for a joyride. The eight minute trek left a swath of damage in his Palm Beach Gardens neighborhood Friday. The boy smashed mailboxes, hit parked cars and signposts. He was unhurt.

Police said he literally drove until a wheel fell off. The right front wheel, to be exact, which broke off after the boy hit a sign.

The boy's mother said he apparently grabbed the keys to his grandmother's sport utility vehicle, backed it out of her driveway, and took off.

Police spokeswoman Ellen Lovejoy said the boy is unlikely to be prosecuted. They arrested him so he can get some help, noting the excursion was "unusual behavior for a 7-year-old."


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In 11 years, he could drive the Bang Bus.

I drove my parent's Chevy Impala through a barbed wire fence when I was four.

straight gangsta

jesus

fucking

christ

I've said this on other forums but I don't think I've mentioned it here. I've always considered the U.S. to be a George Foreman grill and Florida is the little plastic tray that all the grease and various other undesirable crap slides into.

Perv = Drew Curtis.