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I don't know if I prefer it, but jerking off is definitely cheaper than dating.



and the hand doesn't require cuddling or post-coital pillow talk



Well,it doesn't require it.

But usually appreciates it nonetheless.
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I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!