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#322618 - 04/25/08 10:37 PM Prefer masturbation to sex
VoiceOfReason Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/06/08
Posts: 45
Does anyone prefer just jerking off or whatever over actual sex? I feel sorta like i dont care about sex and the hassles with it much anyone..any other opinions?

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#322619 - 04/25/08 10:46 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
s/b posted to "ADT."

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#322620 - 04/26/08 06:59 AM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Romeo is bleeding Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 35
It's definitely better than sex with my ex-wife!

(I asked her to move once in a while during sex and I told her that blinking didn't count!)
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#322621 - 04/26/08 12:39 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

s/b posted to "ADT."






Dude, you must've been so bored/drunk last night that you decided to be the forum traffic light.

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#322622 - 04/26/08 03:19 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
VoiceOfReason Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/06/08
Posts: 45
This is actually a serious question. Sex seems like such a pain, a lot of trouble to go through. Jerking off seems much more quiet and easier with the same result.

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#322623 - 04/26/08 03:29 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Anonymous
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Jerkoff.

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#322624 - 04/26/08 04:58 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I don't know if I prefer it, but jerking off is definitely cheaper than dating.
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#322625 - 04/26/08 05:20 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
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Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Quote:

I don't know if I prefer it, but jerking off is definitely cheaper than dating.




and the hand doesn't require cuddling or post-coital pillow talk
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#322626 - 04/26/08 05:22 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

I don't know if I prefer it, but jerking off is definitely cheaper than dating.




and the hand doesn't require cuddling or post-coital pillow talk




But don't ever let the other hand know ...
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#322627 - 04/26/08 08:05 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Dude, you must've been so bored/drunk last night that you decided to be the forum traffic light.






You are correct sir!
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#322628 - 04/26/08 08:29 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Lance Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 55
Loc: La Ciudad de Los Angeles
Quote:

Quote:

I don't know if I prefer it, but jerking off is definitely cheaper than dating.




and the hand doesn't require cuddling or post-coital pillow talk


And it makes you steak & eggs in the morning without complaining.

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#322629 - 04/26/08 09:28 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
Quote:

Quote:

I don't know if I prefer it, but jerking off is definitely cheaper than dating.




and the hand doesn't require cuddling or post-coital pillow talk




Well,it doesn't require it.

But usually appreciates it nonetheless.
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#322630 - 04/27/08 01:35 AM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
no
i cant cum from just jerking off
unless im on camera
then its like im not really alone
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#322631 - 04/27/08 06:17 AM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
These days? Jerking off. I don't have to put on make-up or get out of bed.
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#322632 - 04/27/08 07:13 AM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

I don't have to put on make-up or get out of bed.




I think girls are usually as pretty with no makeup to when wearing makeup

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#322633 - 04/27/08 01:41 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/22/07
Posts: 340
Loc: Uranus
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I don't know if I prefer it, but jerking off is definitely cheaper than dating.




and the hand doesn't require cuddling or post-coital pillow talk


And it makes you steak & eggs in the morning without complaining.




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"theres like real life threat assesment quality dudes on here" — pretty on our very own XPTers

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#322634 - 04/28/08 05:30 AM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Dude, you must've been so bored/drunk last night that you decided to be the forum traffic light.






You are correct sir!




Haha, it was entertaining trying to catch them all the next morning. Kind of like an XPT Easter egg hunt.

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#322635 - 04/28/08 03:03 PM Re: Prefer masturbation to sex
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

Does anyone prefer just jerking off or whatever over actual sex? I feel sorta like i dont care about sex and the hassles with it much anyone..any other opinions?




What a gay question. If having sex has become a hassle you're either paying too much or doing it wrong. Or both.
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