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#322533 - 04/26/08 11:02 PM Re: Chinese Food
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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Yeah, I kinda figured that the weak dollar would be against me. I thought of something maybe like taking photos of the girls and then selling them off on eBay so I can maybe break-even or make like extra $20.




I take it back. You'll get in trouble.

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#322534 - 04/26/08 11:04 PM Re: Chinese Food
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Yeah, I kinda figured that the weak dollar would be against me. I thought of something maybe like taking photos of the girls and then selling them off on eBay so I can maybe break-even or make like extra $20.



How?

If I keep a low profile then I will not get into trouble.

I take it back. You'll get in trouble.



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#322535 - 04/26/08 11:04 PM Re: Chinese Food
Anonymous
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You'll get in trouble.




I'm absolutely certain of it. That's why it's better that he spends a few hours in the 1 PCT's holding cell, or at worst, the Toombs, rather than who knows how long in a TJ lockup.

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#322536 - 04/26/08 11:07 PM Re: Chinese Food
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
I dont see how taking photos with a point and shoot digital camera would get me into trouble. 2 memory cards: 1 for nudes(hidden in the wallet) and other(chambered) so if the authorities will start to check for the images.

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#322537 - 04/26/08 11:08 PM Re: Chinese Food
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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How?




Without getting into all the other issues, trying to take photos in titty bars is always a dreadful idea.

And selling porn on eBay is a dead end, son.

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#322538 - 04/26/08 11:13 PM Re: Chinese Food
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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How?




Without getting into all the other issues, trying to take photos in titty bars is always a dreadful idea.

And selling porn on eBay is a dead end, son.




I wouldnt shoot candids, I would rather pay a girl an extra so I can take pics with her consent but without the model release.

Selling on eBay while maintaining a low profile is easy, especially if you have the right stuff that people are willing to pay for. Ive been on eBay for quiet some time and learned things.

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#322539 - 04/26/08 11:15 PM Re: Chinese Food
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
How's the Spanglish, Mr. No ID?

Listen, if you go to the Pussycat you won't have to hire an attorney.

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#322540 - 04/26/08 11:16 PM Re: Chinese Food
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I wouldnt shoot candids, I would rather pay a girl an extra so I can take pics with her consent but without the model release.





They usually want quite a bit of money just to take a pic. Even a fully clothed one. If they think that's what turns you on, it could cost you as much as sex with one of them. That's IF their pimps allow such things.
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#322541 - 04/26/08 11:24 PM Re: Chinese Food
Uncle Joe Offline
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How's the Spanglish, Mr. No ID?

Listen, if you go to the Pussycat you won't have to hire an attorney.



Holding a videocamera on Spanish or serving a bottle of Spanish beer is the best that my Spanish goes.

I took a mandatory for-lang class in college, and I scored a "D" on it just by doing nothing. Everyday the MILF teacher had us practice for 30 minutes for 2 Spanish language sketches in groups. Stuff like driving tourists, visiting a restaurant, a wedding scene, etc while talking Spanish. All my roles were the silent ones so scoring a "D" without any effort and getting 3-credits was a good deal for me. It didnt do good for GPA, but that's another story.

Russian and English is all I know.

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#322542 - 04/26/08 11:24 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.

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#322543 - 04/26/08 11:25 PM Re: Chinese Food
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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I wouldnt shoot candids, I would rather pay a girl an extra so I can take pics with her consent but without the model release.





They usually want quite a bit of money just to take a pic. Even a fully clothed one. If they think that's what turns you on, it could cost you as much as sex with one of them. That's IF their pimps allow such things.



If I will have to spend like $150 for the girl and can make $200 within 4 weeks once I come back then it would be a profit in my pocket.

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#322544 - 04/26/08 11:31 PM Re: Chinese Food
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.



There are different ways and approaches to sell on eBay. From simple 4x6 to stuff like painting-size 24x36-inch prints. Theres a guy on eBay that pays like $80-$140 to American crack whores so he can shoogt them with his 6x7 Pentax 67 and than makes black and white 11x14 prints that usually start at $50.00ea and highest that I seen he got for 11x14 was $380+. A lot of photo collectors buy on eBay.

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#322545 - 04/27/08 02:19 AM Re: Chinese Food
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.




I would LOVE to shoot whores in TJ. Fuck yeah!
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#322546 - 04/27/08 07:39 AM Re: Chinese Food
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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There are different ways and approaches to sell on eBay. From simple 4x6 to stuff like painting-size 24x36-inch prints. Theres a guy on eBay that pays like $80-$140 to American crack whores so he can shoogt them with his 6x7 Pentax 67 and than makes black and white 11x14 prints that usually start at $50.00ea and highest that I seen he got for 11x14 was $380+. A lot of photo collectors buy on eBay.




And they say print is dead...

Sounds like these buyers are photography collectors rather than porn consumers. If you can shoot stuff that appeals to them on eBay, I say go for it. But be careful in TJ. Why not fly to Czechoslovakia or Ukraine where you'd have half a leg up?

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#322547 - 04/27/08 07:44 AM Re: Chinese Food
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC



I would LOVE to shoot whores in TJ. Fuck yeah!




No one has covered that scene properly. There's a book in the kids who take the buses across the border and the shit they get up to in some of those rip-off dumps. If you handed the right amount of cash to the bouncer/manager/pimps it might not be that difficult.

I stumbled upon a bar with a whorehouse upstairs in Ensenada in the early 90s that had a bartender/madam who was the spitting image of a portly Yvonne DeCarlo. It was like a David Lynch set.

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#322548 - 04/27/08 08:07 AM Re: Chinese Food
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I have to hand it to Panzer he took a total dead end of a thread and turned it into a D-FW eight lane cloverleaf complete with a semi hauling hazardous waste jacknifing over the median.
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#322549 - 04/27/08 11:26 AM Re: Chinese Food
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5103
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.




What you really want is to come up on the radar of the Mexican police. They will be happy to see a jew gringo taking pictures of the local sluts. Be prepared to get your camera confiscated (it will be) and your teeth kicked in by the local hombres, all before you can say, "american consulate! i am an american citizen!" If you are lucky they won't piss and shit on you and leave you in some alley way (after the requisite beating, camera confiscation, etc).
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#322550 - 04/27/08 01:35 PM Re: Chinese Food
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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What you really want is to come up on the radar of the Mexican police. They will be happy to see a jew gringo taking pictures of the local sluts. Be prepared to get your camera confiscated (it will be) and your teeth kicked in by the local hombres, all before you can say, "american consulate! i am an american citizen!" If you are lucky they won't piss and shit on you and leave you in some alley way (after the requisite beating, camera confiscation, etc).




Don't forget the enema!
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#322551 - 04/27/08 01:59 PM Re: Chinese Food
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
The weak dollar is irrelevant here because the Mexican peso is pegged to the dollar.
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#322552 - 04/27/08 03:20 PM Re: Chinese Food
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5103
Loc:
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What you really want is to come up on the radar of the Mexican police. They will be happy to see a jew gringo taking pictures of the local sluts. Be prepared to get your camera confiscated (it will be) and your teeth kicked in by the local hombres, all before you can say, "american consulate! i am an american citizen!" If you are lucky they won't piss and shit on you and leave you in some alley way (after the requisite beating, camera confiscation, etc).




Don't forget the enema!




I don't think they give you one before the benefit of one their "interrogations" ! Think of the Turks and Sir Lawrence...
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#322553 - 04/27/08 06:26 PM Re: Chinese Food
Uncle Joe Offline
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Posts: 9221
Nothing bad would happen, I will throw extra $20 for the photos so the girl will agree.

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#322554 - 04/28/08 02:38 PM Re: Chinese Food
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Chinese food is overpriced. Real Chinese food is good, but different than what you'd expect if you grew up on egg foo yung and chicken balls.

The chinese I worked with were racist cocksuckers. But at least they were open about it, so I had to respect that.
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#322555 - 04/28/08 10:56 PM Re: Chinese Food
Bad Habit Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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What you really want is to come up on the radar of the Mexican police. They will be happy to see a jew gringo taking pictures of the local sluts. Be prepared to get your camera confiscated (it will be) and your teeth kicked in by the local hombres, all before you can say, "american consulate! i am an american citizen!" If you are lucky they won't piss and shit on you and leave you in some alley way (after the requisite beating, camera confiscation, etc).




BC hit the nail on the head. If you are caught taking pictures of locals in EL Norte (north TJ where the brothels are) by the locals, you will get beat bloody if not dead.
If you are caught taking pictures of the locals by the policia, it will cost you every dime you have to keep out of jail.
The girls, most likely, will not let you take their pictures because they don't want family to know what they do.

I cannot stress enough HOW BAD an idea this is. Have you not been reading the news about TJ lately? Open drug wars on the streets, gun running, kidnappings, executions of police officers.... Pres. Calderon just sent several thousand Mexican troops to help keep peace in the city.
Right now, Law Enforcement in TJ WILL NOT FUCK AROUND. They will throw your pasty white American ass in jail and keep you there until they decide they have time to deal with you months down the road. By then, you'll have been ass-fucked so many times even Hillary Scott will say "Daaammmnn!"

Stick with Craigslist for cheap whores to practice your photography skills with. An amateur going out of the country with immoral intent and no clue as to the local laws and society is a Darwin Award waiting to happen.
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#322556 - 04/28/08 11:54 PM Re: Chinese Food
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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you'll have been ass-fucked so many times even Hillary Scott will say "Daaammmnn!"




THAT'S quite a bit of butt-fucking.

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