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How's the Spanglish, Mr. No ID?

Listen, if you go to the Pussycat you won't have to hire an attorney.


Holding a videocamera on Spanish or serving a bottle of Spanish beer is the best that my Spanish goes.

I took a mandatory for-lang class in college, and I scored a "D" on it just by doing nothing. Everyday the MILF teacher had us practice for 30 minutes for 2 Spanish language sketches in groups. Stuff like driving tourists, visiting a restaurant, a wedding scene, etc while talking Spanish. All my roles were the silent ones so scoring a "D" without any effort and getting 3-credits was a good deal for me. It didnt do good for GPA, but that's another story.

Russian and English is all I know.