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#322484 - 04/25/08 08:04 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i heart egg rolls
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#322485 - 04/25/08 08:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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General Tsao's Chicken. Crispy Beef, especially when the place uses molasses!
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#322486 - 04/25/08 08:17 PM
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Shimp Lo Mein and Chicken & Broccoli over Pork Fried Rice.
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#322488 - 04/25/08 09:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/19/08
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Nay. I've always disliked Chinese food.
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#322489 - 04/25/08 11:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Thumbs up to Sichuan: http://www.amazon.com/Land-Plenty-Treasury-Authentic-Sichuan/dp/0393051773My future prediction for the next short-lived cuisine fad would be Sichuan hotpot which combines the communal happenstance of fondue/ordinary hot pot with a dozens of chile peppers and Sichuan peppercorns... 
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#322490 - 04/26/08 01:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Not into Chinese food, but I like Maylasian/Chinese food. The veggies are fresher and it's less greasy. Way healthier.
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#322491 - 04/26/08 08:08 AM
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Many Chinese joints around here offer steamed alternatives, often with brown rice instead of white. While the veggies themselves are crisper, more plentiful and a bit more flavorful, the overall effect is kinda bland. I still say that the best Chinese food in NYC is Wo Hop on Mott Street around 3:00 AM after a night of drinking.
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#322492 - 04/26/08 11:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I like Thai better than Chinese. But I will eat steamed Chinese veggie dishes as long as I can put that hot mustard on them. I love that mustard on spring rolls.
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#322495 - 04/26/08 11:49 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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I too love Chinese-American take out, however, true Chinese food sucks in too many ways to list.
Please don't confuse the two.
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#322498 - 04/26/08 12:32 PM
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worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.
We have a new standard of "suck."
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#322499 - 04/26/08 12:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I’ve found actual Chinese food to be bland in certain areas of China. Shanghai and Beijing were all pretty tasteless. In Chengdu the food was super spicy but low quality ingredients, mostly the meat. In Xian, which is surrounded by farm land, the food was excellent in quality and taste. But one of the best Chinese restaurants that I’ve eaten in was a little hole in the wall in Tokyo.
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#322500 - 04/26/08 01:23 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.
Get some corrective surgery for your eyes, that might help.
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#322501 - 04/26/08 01:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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and getting some wood might help you.
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#322503 - 04/26/08 03:55 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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#322504 - 04/26/08 05:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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#322505 - 04/26/08 06:18 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.
Like trying to stick wet chow mein in a parking meter.
Wow. You're still hanging around? How do you make money to eat and stuff? It couldn't be from all that amazing photography you do for AVN. So who's pockets are you digging into these days?
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#322506 - 04/26/08 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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+1 chinks. I just ordered beef & mushroom.
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#322511 - 04/26/08 09:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Of course, Tso is not authentic Chinese: "General Tso's chicken is a sweet and spicy deep-fried Hunan Chinese dish that is popularly served in American and Canadian Chinese restaurants. The origins of the dish are unclear. The dish was previously largely unknown in China and other lands home to the Chinese diaspora." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Tso's_chicken
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#322513 - 04/26/08 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen of Alex Panzer's favorite Chinese restaurant, a cook is dreaming up General Enema's Chicken...
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#322514 - 04/26/08 09:51 PM
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Registered: 01/10/06
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In my neighborhood, you can only get that awful yellow ghetto rice. Very depressing, and the food is as bad as the rice so it doesn't matter anyway. 24-hour Wo Hop is one of the great real joints on Mott St., especially when  .
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#322515 - 04/26/08 10:17 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen of Alex Panzer's favorite Chinese restaurant, a cook is dreaming up General Enema's Chicken...
More like Enema General's Chicken
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#322516 - 04/26/08 10:20 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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In my neighborhood, you can only get that awful yellow ghetto rice. Very depressing, and the food is as bad as the rice so it doesn't matter anyway.
24-hour Wo Hop is one of the great real joints on Mott St., especially when .
The yellow rice is my favorite, especially when used with sweet & sour sauce.
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#322517 - 04/26/08 10:23 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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The yellow rice is my favorite, especially when used with sweet & sour sauce.
Ouch.
You are totally ready for the Pussycat Lounge.
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#322518 - 04/26/08 10:24 PM
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Panzer, I hope someday you actually talk your way into some pussy and he turns your hong kong ding dong ching chong into a fried won-ton. 
ya like crispy-clitters kid?
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#322520 - 04/26/08 10:34 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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The yellow rice is my favorite, especially when used with sweet & sour sauce.
Ouch.
You are totally ready for the Pussycat Lounge.
Nah, it is too upscale for me. I am still thinking between Tijuana and Brazil (some seedy strip joint). I am just looking for the best deal.
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#322521 - 04/26/08 10:40 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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 Goddammit!! Thanks Panzer. As a result of your post, I hit up a Hong Kong Express today for lunch. Son of a bitch if the non-English (Mexican, gee ya think?) cook didn't use too much cooking oil in the orange-chicken. I blame you for the 15 minutes spent on the growler that I will never get back. A pox on you! 
Fuck this shit, I dont even know where this place is at. You should've rather went to the Chinatown for one of those pick-4-items-for-$4.00 places.
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#322522 - 04/26/08 10:43 PM
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Registered: 01/10/06
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Nah, it is too upscale for me. I am still thinking between Tijuana and Brazil (some seedy strip joint). I am just looking for the best deal.
This is the very first time "too upscale" and "Pussycat Lounge" have shared billing in the same sentence.
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#322524 - 04/26/08 10:47 PM
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Nah, it is too upscale for me. I am still thinking between Tijuana and Brazil (some seedy strip joint). I am just looking for the best deal.
This is the very first time "too upscale" and "Pussycat Lounge" have shared billing in the same sentence.
It might be reasonable by the NYC standards, but I bet that there are places in the world that are far cheaper than this. I just wanna be a smart consumer.
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#322526 - 04/26/08 10:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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When I worked down on Howard & Crosby I used to like to frequent this "Roach Coach" on Elizabeth street just off Canal in Chinatown. There would be a long line of people and it was only like $3 for a plate of noodles and 3 pieces of fried chicken.
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#322527 - 04/26/08 10:52 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Goddammit!! Thanks Panzer. As a result of your post, I hit up a Hong Kong Express today for lunch. Son of a bitch if the non-English (Mexican, gee ya think?) cook didn't use too much cooking oil in the orange-chicken. I blame you for the 15 minutes spent on the growler that I will never get back. A pox on you!
Fuck this shit, I dont even know where this place is at. You should've rather went to the Chinatown for one of those pick-4-items-for-$4.00 places.
You know, I'm totally fuckin with you dude. You get what you pay for. LOL. Rock on.
You woldnt feel too bad for $4.00, even if the food was total crap. I visited a couple of $4.00 places that has crappy food, but I didnt felt very bad when I left. My excuses was that my stomach was good to go for the next 4-5 hours for only $4.00, which is not bad of a deal.
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#322529 - 04/26/08 10:57 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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This is the first time "yellow rice," "sweet and sour sauce" and "smart consumer" have shared billing in the same thread. Rock on, bro.
The Pussycat is actually just like bars in Tijuana.
Are the prices same as in Tijuana? Or are they adjusted to NYC standards?
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#322531 - 04/26/08 11:00 PM
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This is the first time "yellow rice," "sweet and sour sauce" and "smart consumer" have shared billing in the same thread. Rock on, bro.
The Pussycat is actually just like bars in Tijuana.
He's absolutely right, Alex. If you're waiting to go to TJ to break tour Titty Bar cherry, you might as well save the airfare and roll on down to Grenwich & Rector.
And, as CHarlie just said, you can take the train back home w/o worrying about the possibility of spending time as a guest in a TJ jail.
Edited by Jim B. (04/26/08 11:02 PM)
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#322532 - 04/26/08 11:00 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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It might be reasonable by the NYC standards, but I bet that there are places in the world that are far cheaper than this. I just wanna be a smart consumer.
With the weak dollar, transportation and lodging factored in, you're better off with the Pussycat.
Yeah, I kinda figured that the weak dollar would be against me. I thought of something maybe like taking photos of the girls and then selling them off on eBay so I can maybe break-even or make like extra $20.
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