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#322483 - 04/25/08 07:46 PM Chinese Food
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Yay or nay?

I say yay. Especially to beef lo mein and pork fried rice.

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#322484 - 04/25/08 08:04 PM Re: Chinese Food
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i heart egg rolls
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#322485 - 04/25/08 08:11 PM Re: Chinese Food
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General Tsao's Chicken. Crispy Beef, especially when the place uses molasses!
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#322486 - 04/25/08 08:17 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Shimp Lo Mein and Chicken & Broccoli over Pork Fried Rice.

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#322487 - 04/25/08 09:21 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Tommorow I will eat General Tso's Chicken w/Pork Fried Rice. I was waiting for this day the whole week.

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#322488 - 04/25/08 09:48 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Nay. I've always disliked Chinese food.

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#322489 - 04/25/08 11:00 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Thumbs up to Sichuan:

http://www.amazon.com/Land-Plenty-Treasury-Authentic-Sichuan/dp/0393051773

My future prediction for the next short-lived cuisine fad would be Sichuan hotpot which combines the communal happenstance of fondue/ordinary hot pot with a dozens of chile peppers and Sichuan peppercorns...



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#322490 - 04/26/08 01:57 AM Re: Chinese Food
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Not into Chinese food, but I like Maylasian/Chinese food. The veggies are fresher and it's less greasy. Way healthier.
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#322491 - 04/26/08 08:08 AM Re: Chinese Food
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Many Chinese joints around here offer steamed alternatives, often with brown rice instead of white. While the veggies themselves are crisper, more plentiful and a bit more flavorful, the overall effect is kinda bland.

I still say that the best Chinese food in NYC is Wo Hop on Mott Street around 3:00 AM after a night of drinking.

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#322492 - 04/26/08 11:18 AM Re: Chinese Food
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I like Thai better than Chinese. But I will eat steamed Chinese veggie dishes as long as I can put that hot mustard on them. I love that mustard on spring rolls.

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#322493 - 04/26/08 11:23 AM Re: Chinese Food
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I fucking LOVE Chinese take-out. It rocks. It's a totally guilty pleasure. Haven't had it in MONTHS...but come Summer, on the beach, with beer in hand, oh hell yeah.
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#322494 - 04/26/08 11:43 AM Re: Chinese Food
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I still say that the best Chinese food in NYC is Wo Hop on Mott Street





We are kindred.

Ever been to the dim sum place across the street?

Mostly chinese people in eating in there. The food is GREAT and it's fairly inexpensive.
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#322495 - 04/26/08 11:49 AM Re: Chinese Food
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I too love Chinese-American take out, however, true Chinese food sucks in too many ways to list.

Please don't confuse the two.
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#322496 - 04/26/08 11:58 AM Re: Chinese Food
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I too love Chinese-American take out, however, true Chinese food sucks in too many ways to list.

Please don't confuse the two.


agreed. i once went to a chinese grocery store in chinatown in boston and it was horrifying. worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things. the store stunk like balls, btw.
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#322497 - 04/26/08 12:23 PM Re: Chinese Food
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I love curry king prawn with rice, and have dim sum just about every weekend.

Last time I went to my favourite dim sum joint and there was a lot less people than usual. I then get an email from a friend showing all the local restaurants with health violations and it was at the top of the list - about a dozen violations for vermin on premises and dirty utensils.

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#322498 - 04/26/08 12:32 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.




We have a new standard of "suck."

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#322499 - 04/26/08 12:41 PM Re: Chinese Food
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I’ve found actual Chinese food to be bland in certain areas of China. Shanghai and Beijing were all pretty tasteless. In Chengdu the food was super spicy but low quality ingredients, mostly the meat. In Xian, which is surrounded by farm land, the food was excellent in quality and taste. But one of the best Chinese restaurants that I’ve eaten in was a little hole in the wall in Tokyo.

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#322500 - 04/26/08 01:23 PM Re: Chinese Food
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worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.




Get some corrective surgery for your eyes, that might help.

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#322501 - 04/26/08 01:38 PM Re: Chinese Food
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and getting some wood might help you.

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#322502 - 04/26/08 03:53 PM Re: Chinese Food
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worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.




Like trying to stick wet chow mein in a parking meter.
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#322503 - 04/26/08 03:55 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:


worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.




Like trying to stick wet chow mein in a parking meter.




Hahahaha Yet somehow the noodles can still manage to blow a load despite their soggy state.

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#322504 - 04/26/08 05:07 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.




Like trying to stick wet chow mein in a parking meter.




Hahahaha Yet somehow the noodles can still manage to blow a load despite their soggy state.






I still don't understand how or why the noodle gets firm again whenever it sees another firm noodle.

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#322505 - 04/26/08 06:18 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

Quote:


worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.




Like trying to stick wet chow mein in a parking meter.




Wow. You're still hanging around? How do you make money to eat and stuff? It couldn't be from all that amazing photography you do for AVN. So who's pockets are you digging into these days?

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#322506 - 04/26/08 06:24 PM Re: Chinese Food
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+1 chinks. I just ordered beef & mushroom.
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#322507 - 04/26/08 06:27 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Let us all know how that works out for you

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#322508 - 04/26/08 07:30 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

Quote:


worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.




Get some corrective surgery for your eyes, that might help.


[encouraging tone] um, yeah! good one ryan! [/encouraging tone]
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#322509 - 04/26/08 08:24 PM Re: Chinese Food
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I still say that the best Chinese food in NYC is Wo Hop on Mott Street





We are kindred.

Ever been to the dim sum place across the street?

Mostly chinese people in eating in there. The food is GREAT and it's fairly inexpensive.




I remember going to some Vietnamese down by Mott while on Jury duty. Good stuff. Tried a few of the Chinese places, the ones with no tourists and only Chinese staff and customers. Got to watch out what you order lest it be bull testicles or such (menus in Chinese only and the waiters may not be interested in explaining the dishes).
I remember going to a dim sum place there, either next to or across an NYPD precinct. Damn good stuff. Those little shrimp potboilers were awesome.

Damn, I miss NYC.
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#322510 - 04/26/08 08:43 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Got my Gen Tso's special with pork fried rice and the egg roll today.

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#322511 - 04/26/08 09:00 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Of course, Tso is not authentic Chinese:

"General Tso's chicken is a sweet and spicy deep-fried Hunan Chinese dish that is popularly served in American and Canadian Chinese restaurants. The origins of the dish are unclear. The dish was previously largely unknown in China and other lands home to the Chinese diaspora."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Tso's_chicken
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#322512 - 04/26/08 09:39 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Where did the Chinese learned to cook great like that?

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#322513 - 04/26/08 09:44 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen of Alex Panzer's favorite Chinese restaurant, a cook is dreaming up General Enema's Chicken...

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#322514 - 04/26/08 09:51 PM Re: Chinese Food
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In my neighborhood, you can only get that awful yellow ghetto rice. Very depressing, and the food is as bad as the rice so it doesn't matter anyway.

24-hour Wo Hop is one of the great real joints on Mott St., especially when .

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#322515 - 04/26/08 10:17 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen of Alex Panzer's favorite Chinese restaurant, a cook is dreaming up General Enema's Chicken...





More like Enema General's Chicken

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#322516 - 04/26/08 10:20 PM Re: Chinese Food
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In my neighborhood, you can only get that awful yellow ghetto rice. Very depressing, and the food is as bad as the rice so it doesn't matter anyway.

24-hour Wo Hop is one of the great real joints on Mott St., especially when .



The yellow rice is my favorite, especially when used with sweet & sour sauce.

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#322517 - 04/26/08 10:23 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:


The yellow rice is my favorite, especially when used with sweet & sour sauce.




Ouch.
You are totally ready for the Pussycat Lounge.

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#322518 - 04/26/08 10:24 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Panzer, I hope someday you actually talk your way into some pussy and he turns your hong kong ding dong ching chong into a fried won-ton.

ya like crispy-clitters kid?
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#322519 - 04/26/08 10:34 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Goddammit!! Thanks Panzer. As a result of your post, I hit up a Hong Kong Express today for lunch. Son of a bitch if the non-English (Mexican, gee ya think?) cook didn't use too much cooking oil in the orange-chicken. I blame you for the 15 minutes spent on the growler that I will never get back. A pox on you!
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#322520 - 04/26/08 10:34 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

Quote:


The yellow rice is my favorite, especially when used with sweet & sour sauce.




Ouch.
You are totally ready for the Pussycat Lounge.



Nah, it is too upscale for me. I am still thinking between Tijuana and Brazil (some seedy strip joint). I am just looking for the best deal.

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#322521 - 04/26/08 10:40 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Goddammit!! Thanks Panzer. As a result of your post, I hit up a Hong Kong Express today for lunch. Son of a bitch if the non-English (Mexican, gee ya think?) cook didn't use too much cooking oil in the orange-chicken. I blame you for the 15 minutes spent on the growler that I will never get back. A pox on you!



Fuck this shit, I dont even know where this place is at. You should've rather went to the Chinatown for one of those pick-4-items-for-$4.00 places.

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#322522 - 04/26/08 10:43 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Nah, it is too upscale for me. I am still thinking between Tijuana and Brazil (some seedy strip joint). I am just looking for the best deal.




This is the very first time "too upscale" and "Pussycat Lounge" have shared billing in the same sentence.

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#322523 - 04/26/08 10:47 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

Quote:

Goddammit!! Thanks Panzer. As a result of your post, I hit up a Hong Kong Express today for lunch. Son of a bitch if the non-English (Mexican, gee ya think?) cook didn't use too much cooking oil in the orange-chicken. I blame you for the 15 minutes spent on the growler that I will never get back. A pox on you!



Fuck this shit, I dont even know where this place is at. You should've rather went to the Chinatown for one of those pick-4-items-for-$4.00 places.




You know, I'm totally fuckin with you dude. You get what you pay for. LOL. Rock on.
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#322524 - 04/26/08 10:47 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

Quote:

Nah, it is too upscale for me. I am still thinking between Tijuana and Brazil (some seedy strip joint). I am just looking for the best deal.




This is the very first time "too upscale" and "Pussycat Lounge" have shared billing in the same sentence.



It might be reasonable by the NYC standards, but I bet that there are places in the world that are far cheaper than this. I just wanna be a smart consumer.

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#322525 - 04/26/08 10:51 PM Re: Chinese Food
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This is the first time "yellow rice," "sweet and sour sauce" and "smart consumer" have shared billing in the same thread. Rock on, bro.

The Pussycat is actually just like bars in Tijuana.

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#322526 - 04/26/08 10:51 PM Re: Chinese Food
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When I worked down on Howard & Crosby I used to like to frequent this "Roach Coach" on Elizabeth street just off Canal in Chinatown. There would be a long line of people and it was only like $3 for a plate of noodles and 3 pieces of fried chicken.
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#322527 - 04/26/08 10:52 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Goddammit!! Thanks Panzer. As a result of your post, I hit up a Hong Kong Express today for lunch. Son of a bitch if the non-English (Mexican, gee ya think?) cook didn't use too much cooking oil in the orange-chicken. I blame you for the 15 minutes spent on the growler that I will never get back. A pox on you!



Fuck this shit, I dont even know where this place is at. You should've rather went to the Chinatown for one of those pick-4-items-for-$4.00 places.




You know, I'm totally fuckin with you dude. You get what you pay for. LOL. Rock on.



You woldnt feel too bad for $4.00, even if the food was total crap. I visited a couple of $4.00 places that has crappy food, but I didnt felt very bad when I left. My excuses was that my stomach was good to go for the next 4-5 hours for only $4.00, which is not bad of a deal.

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#322528 - 04/26/08 10:54 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

It might be reasonable by the NYC standards, but I bet that there are places in the world that are far cheaper than this. I just wanna be a smart consumer.




With the weak dollar, transportation and lodging factored in, you're better off with the Pussycat.
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#322529 - 04/26/08 10:57 PM Re: Chinese Food
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This is the first time "yellow rice," "sweet and sour sauce" and "smart consumer" have shared billing in the same thread. Rock on, bro.

The Pussycat is actually just like bars in Tijuana.



Are the prices same as in Tijuana? Or are they adjusted to NYC standards?

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#322530 - 04/26/08 11:00 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Fatman's right. Factoring in transportation and lodging, the Pussycat will cost exactly the same as a dump in Tijuana. Plus you won't get in trouble (I think) and can take the train home.

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#322531 - 04/26/08 11:00 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

This is the first time "yellow rice," "sweet and sour sauce" and "smart consumer" have shared billing in the same thread. Rock on, bro.

The Pussycat is actually just like bars in Tijuana.




He's absolutely right, Alex. If you're waiting to go to TJ to break tour Titty Bar cherry, you might as well save the airfare and roll on down to Grenwich & Rector.

And, as CHarlie just said, you can take the train back home w/o worrying about the possibility of spending time as a guest in a TJ jail.


Edited by Jim B. (04/26/08 11:02 PM)

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#322532 - 04/26/08 11:00 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

Quote:

It might be reasonable by the NYC standards, but I bet that there are places in the world that are far cheaper than this. I just wanna be a smart consumer.




With the weak dollar, transportation and lodging factored in, you're better off with the Pussycat.



Yeah, I kinda figured that the weak dollar would be against me. I thought of something maybe like taking photos of the girls and then selling them off on eBay so I can maybe break-even or make like extra $20.

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#322533 - 04/26/08 11:02 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Yeah, I kinda figured that the weak dollar would be against me. I thought of something maybe like taking photos of the girls and then selling them off on eBay so I can maybe break-even or make like extra $20.




I take it back. You'll get in trouble.

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#322534 - 04/26/08 11:04 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

Quote:


Yeah, I kinda figured that the weak dollar would be against me. I thought of something maybe like taking photos of the girls and then selling them off on eBay so I can maybe break-even or make like extra $20.



How?

If I keep a low profile then I will not get into trouble.

I take it back. You'll get in trouble.



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#322535 - 04/26/08 11:04 PM Re: Chinese Food
Anonymous
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Quote:

You'll get in trouble.




I'm absolutely certain of it. That's why it's better that he spends a few hours in the 1 PCT's holding cell, or at worst, the Toombs, rather than who knows how long in a TJ lockup.

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#322536 - 04/26/08 11:07 PM Re: Chinese Food
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I dont see how taking photos with a point and shoot digital camera would get me into trouble. 2 memory cards: 1 for nudes(hidden in the wallet) and other(chambered) so if the authorities will start to check for the images.

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#322537 - 04/26/08 11:08 PM Re: Chinese Food
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How?




Without getting into all the other issues, trying to take photos in titty bars is always a dreadful idea.

And selling porn on eBay is a dead end, son.

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#322538 - 04/26/08 11:13 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

Quote:

How?




Without getting into all the other issues, trying to take photos in titty bars is always a dreadful idea.

And selling porn on eBay is a dead end, son.




I wouldnt shoot candids, I would rather pay a girl an extra so I can take pics with her consent but without the model release.

Selling on eBay while maintaining a low profile is easy, especially if you have the right stuff that people are willing to pay for. Ive been on eBay for quiet some time and learned things.

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#322539 - 04/26/08 11:15 PM Re: Chinese Food
Charlie Malloy Offline
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How's the Spanglish, Mr. No ID?

Listen, if you go to the Pussycat you won't have to hire an attorney.

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#322540 - 04/26/08 11:16 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Quote:

I wouldnt shoot candids, I would rather pay a girl an extra so I can take pics with her consent but without the model release.





They usually want quite a bit of money just to take a pic. Even a fully clothed one. If they think that's what turns you on, it could cost you as much as sex with one of them. That's IF their pimps allow such things.
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#322541 - 04/26/08 11:24 PM Re: Chinese Food
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How's the Spanglish, Mr. No ID?

Listen, if you go to the Pussycat you won't have to hire an attorney.



Holding a videocamera on Spanish or serving a bottle of Spanish beer is the best that my Spanish goes.

I took a mandatory for-lang class in college, and I scored a "D" on it just by doing nothing. Everyday the MILF teacher had us practice for 30 minutes for 2 Spanish language sketches in groups. Stuff like driving tourists, visiting a restaurant, a wedding scene, etc while talking Spanish. All my roles were the silent ones so scoring a "D" without any effort and getting 3-credits was a good deal for me. It didnt do good for GPA, but that's another story.

Russian and English is all I know.

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#322542 - 04/26/08 11:24 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.

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#322543 - 04/26/08 11:25 PM Re: Chinese Food
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I wouldnt shoot candids, I would rather pay a girl an extra so I can take pics with her consent but without the model release.





They usually want quite a bit of money just to take a pic. Even a fully clothed one. If they think that's what turns you on, it could cost you as much as sex with one of them. That's IF their pimps allow such things.



If I will have to spend like $150 for the girl and can make $200 within 4 weeks once I come back then it would be a profit in my pocket.

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#322544 - 04/26/08 11:31 PM Re: Chinese Food
Uncle Joe Offline
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.



There are different ways and approaches to sell on eBay. From simple 4x6 to stuff like painting-size 24x36-inch prints. Theres a guy on eBay that pays like $80-$140 to American crack whores so he can shoogt them with his 6x7 Pentax 67 and than makes black and white 11x14 prints that usually start at $50.00ea and highest that I seen he got for 11x14 was $380+. A lot of photo collectors buy on eBay.

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#322545 - 04/27/08 02:19 AM Re: Chinese Food
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.




I would LOVE to shoot whores in TJ. Fuck yeah!
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#322546 - 04/27/08 07:39 AM Re: Chinese Food
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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There are different ways and approaches to sell on eBay. From simple 4x6 to stuff like painting-size 24x36-inch prints. Theres a guy on eBay that pays like $80-$140 to American crack whores so he can shoogt them with his 6x7 Pentax 67 and than makes black and white 11x14 prints that usually start at $50.00ea and highest that I seen he got for 11x14 was $380+. A lot of photo collectors buy on eBay.




And they say print is dead...

Sounds like these buyers are photography collectors rather than porn consumers. If you can shoot stuff that appeals to them on eBay, I say go for it. But be careful in TJ. Why not fly to Czechoslovakia or Ukraine where you'd have half a leg up?

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#322547 - 04/27/08 07:44 AM Re: Chinese Food
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Registered: 01/10/06
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Loc: NYC



I would LOVE to shoot whores in TJ. Fuck yeah!




No one has covered that scene properly. There's a book in the kids who take the buses across the border and the shit they get up to in some of those rip-off dumps. If you handed the right amount of cash to the bouncer/manager/pimps it might not be that difficult.

I stumbled upon a bar with a whorehouse upstairs in Ensenada in the early 90s that had a bartender/madam who was the spitting image of a portly Yvonne DeCarlo. It was like a David Lynch set.

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#322548 - 04/27/08 08:07 AM Re: Chinese Food
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I have to hand it to Panzer he took a total dead end of a thread and turned it into a D-FW eight lane cloverleaf complete with a semi hauling hazardous waste jacknifing over the median.
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#322549 - 04/27/08 11:26 AM Re: Chinese Food
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.




What you really want is to come up on the radar of the Mexican police. They will be happy to see a jew gringo taking pictures of the local sluts. Be prepared to get your camera confiscated (it will be) and your teeth kicked in by the local hombres, all before you can say, "american consulate! i am an american citizen!" If you are lucky they won't piss and shit on you and leave you in some alley way (after the requisite beating, camera confiscation, etc).
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#322550 - 04/27/08 01:35 PM Re: Chinese Food
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What you really want is to come up on the radar of the Mexican police. They will be happy to see a jew gringo taking pictures of the local sluts. Be prepared to get your camera confiscated (it will be) and your teeth kicked in by the local hombres, all before you can say, "american consulate! i am an american citizen!" If you are lucky they won't piss and shit on you and leave you in some alley way (after the requisite beating, camera confiscation, etc).




Don't forget the enema!
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#322551 - 04/27/08 01:59 PM Re: Chinese Food
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The weak dollar is irrelevant here because the Mexican peso is pegged to the dollar.
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#322552 - 04/27/08 03:20 PM Re: Chinese Food
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What you really want is to come up on the radar of the Mexican police. They will be happy to see a jew gringo taking pictures of the local sluts. Be prepared to get your camera confiscated (it will be) and your teeth kicked in by the local hombres, all before you can say, "american consulate! i am an american citizen!" If you are lucky they won't piss and shit on you and leave you in some alley way (after the requisite beating, camera confiscation, etc).




Don't forget the enema!




I don't think they give you one before the benefit of one their "interrogations" ! Think of the Turks and Sir Lawrence...
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#322553 - 04/27/08 06:26 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Posts: 9221
Nothing bad would happen, I will throw extra $20 for the photos so the girl will agree.

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#322554 - 04/28/08 02:38 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Chinese food is overpriced. Real Chinese food is good, but different than what you'd expect if you grew up on egg foo yung and chicken balls.

The chinese I worked with were racist cocksuckers. But at least they were open about it, so I had to respect that.
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#322555 - 04/28/08 10:56 PM Re: Chinese Food
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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What you really want is to come up on the radar of the Mexican police. They will be happy to see a jew gringo taking pictures of the local sluts. Be prepared to get your camera confiscated (it will be) and your teeth kicked in by the local hombres, all before you can say, "american consulate! i am an american citizen!" If you are lucky they won't piss and shit on you and leave you in some alley way (after the requisite beating, camera confiscation, etc).




BC hit the nail on the head. If you are caught taking pictures of locals in EL Norte (north TJ where the brothels are) by the locals, you will get beat bloody if not dead.
If you are caught taking pictures of the locals by the policia, it will cost you every dime you have to keep out of jail.
The girls, most likely, will not let you take their pictures because they don't want family to know what they do.

I cannot stress enough HOW BAD an idea this is. Have you not been reading the news about TJ lately? Open drug wars on the streets, gun running, kidnappings, executions of police officers.... Pres. Calderon just sent several thousand Mexican troops to help keep peace in the city.
Right now, Law Enforcement in TJ WILL NOT FUCK AROUND. They will throw your pasty white American ass in jail and keep you there until they decide they have time to deal with you months down the road. By then, you'll have been ass-fucked so many times even Hillary Scott will say "Daaammmnn!"

Stick with Craigslist for cheap whores to practice your photography skills with. An amateur going out of the country with immoral intent and no clue as to the local laws and society is a Darwin Award waiting to happen.
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#322556 - 04/28/08 11:54 PM Re: Chinese Food
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you'll have been ass-fucked so many times even Hillary Scott will say "Daaammmnn!"




THAT'S quite a bit of butt-fucking.

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