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#322484 - 04/25/08 08:04 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i heart egg rolls
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#322485 - 04/25/08 08:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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General Tsao's Chicken. Crispy Beef, especially when the place uses molasses!
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#322486 - 04/25/08 08:17 PM
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Shimp Lo Mein and Chicken & Broccoli over Pork Fried Rice.
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#322488 - 04/25/08 09:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/19/08
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Nay. I've always disliked Chinese food.
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#322489 - 04/25/08 11:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Thumbs up to Sichuan: http://www.amazon.com/Land-Plenty-Treasury-Authentic-Sichuan/dp/0393051773My future prediction for the next short-lived cuisine fad would be Sichuan hotpot which combines the communal happenstance of fondue/ordinary hot pot with a dozens of chile peppers and Sichuan peppercorns...
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#322490 - 04/26/08 01:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Not into Chinese food, but I like Maylasian/Chinese food. The veggies are fresher and it's less greasy. Way healthier.
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#322491 - 04/26/08 08:08 AM
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Many Chinese joints around here offer steamed alternatives, often with brown rice instead of white. While the veggies themselves are crisper, more plentiful and a bit more flavorful, the overall effect is kinda bland. I still say that the best Chinese food in NYC is Wo Hop on Mott Street around 3:00 AM after a night of drinking.
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#322492 - 04/26/08 11:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I like Thai better than Chinese. But I will eat steamed Chinese veggie dishes as long as I can put that hot mustard on them. I love that mustard on spring rolls.
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#322495 - 04/26/08 11:49 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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I too love Chinese-American take out, however, true Chinese food sucks in too many ways to list.
Please don't confuse the two.
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#322498 - 04/26/08 12:32 PM
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worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.
We have a new standard of "suck."
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#322499 - 04/26/08 12:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I’ve found actual Chinese food to be bland in certain areas of China. Shanghai and Beijing were all pretty tasteless. In Chengdu the food was super spicy but low quality ingredients, mostly the meat. In Xian, which is surrounded by farm land, the food was excellent in quality and taste. But one of the best Chinese restaurants that I’ve eaten in was a little hole in the wall in Tokyo.
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#322500 - 04/26/08 01:23 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.
Get some corrective surgery for your eyes, that might help.
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#322501 - 04/26/08 01:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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and getting some wood might help you.
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#322503 - 04/26/08 03:55 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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#322504 - 04/26/08 05:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#322505 - 04/26/08 06:18 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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worse than watching ryan knox try to fuck things.
Like trying to stick wet chow mein in a parking meter.
Wow. You're still hanging around? How do you make money to eat and stuff? It couldn't be from all that amazing photography you do for AVN. So who's pockets are you digging into these days?
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#322506 - 04/26/08 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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+1 chinks. I just ordered beef & mushroom.
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#322511 - 04/26/08 09:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Of course, Tso is not authentic Chinese: "General Tso's chicken is a sweet and spicy deep-fried Hunan Chinese dish that is popularly served in American and Canadian Chinese restaurants. The origins of the dish are unclear. The dish was previously largely unknown in China and other lands home to the Chinese diaspora." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Tso's_chicken
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#322513 - 04/26/08 09:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen of Alex Panzer's favorite Chinese restaurant, a cook is dreaming up General Enema's Chicken...
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#322514 - 04/26/08 09:51 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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In my neighborhood, you can only get that awful yellow ghetto rice. Very depressing, and the food is as bad as the rice so it doesn't matter anyway. 24-hour Wo Hop is one of the great real joints on Mott St., especially when  .
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#322515 - 04/26/08 10:17 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen of Alex Panzer's favorite Chinese restaurant, a cook is dreaming up General Enema's Chicken...
More like Enema General's Chicken
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#322516 - 04/26/08 10:20 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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In my neighborhood, you can only get that awful yellow ghetto rice. Very depressing, and the food is as bad as the rice so it doesn't matter anyway.
24-hour Wo Hop is one of the great real joints on Mott St., especially when .
The yellow rice is my favorite, especially when used with sweet & sour sauce.
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#322517 - 04/26/08 10:23 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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The yellow rice is my favorite, especially when used with sweet & sour sauce.
Ouch. You are totally ready for the Pussycat Lounge.
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#322518 - 04/26/08 10:24 PM
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Panzer, I hope someday you actually talk your way into some pussy and he turns your hong kong ding dong ching chong into a fried won-ton.
ya like crispy-clitters kid?
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#322520 - 04/26/08 10:34 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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The yellow rice is my favorite, especially when used with sweet & sour sauce.
Ouch. You are totally ready for the Pussycat Lounge.
Nah, it is too upscale for me. I am still thinking between Tijuana and Brazil (some seedy strip joint). I am just looking for the best deal.
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#322521 - 04/26/08 10:40 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Goddammit!! Thanks Panzer. As a result of your post, I hit up a Hong Kong Express today for lunch. Son of a bitch if the non-English (Mexican, gee ya think?) cook didn't use too much cooking oil in the orange-chicken. I blame you for the 15 minutes spent on the growler that I will never get back. A pox on you!
Fuck this shit, I dont even know where this place is at. You should've rather went to the Chinatown for one of those pick-4-items-for-$4.00 places.
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#322522 - 04/26/08 10:43 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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Loc: NYC
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Nah, it is too upscale for me. I am still thinking between Tijuana and Brazil (some seedy strip joint). I am just looking for the best deal.
This is the very first time "too upscale" and "Pussycat Lounge" have shared billing in the same sentence.
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#322524 - 04/26/08 10:47 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Nah, it is too upscale for me. I am still thinking between Tijuana and Brazil (some seedy strip joint). I am just looking for the best deal.
This is the very first time "too upscale" and "Pussycat Lounge" have shared billing in the same sentence.
It might be reasonable by the NYC standards, but I bet that there are places in the world that are far cheaper than this. I just wanna be a smart consumer.
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#322526 - 04/26/08 10:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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When I worked down on Howard & Crosby I used to like to frequent this "Roach Coach" on Elizabeth street just off Canal in Chinatown. There would be a long line of people and it was only like $3 for a plate of noodles and 3 pieces of fried chicken.
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#322527 - 04/26/08 10:52 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Goddammit!! Thanks Panzer. As a result of your post, I hit up a Hong Kong Express today for lunch. Son of a bitch if the non-English (Mexican, gee ya think?) cook didn't use too much cooking oil in the orange-chicken. I blame you for the 15 minutes spent on the growler that I will never get back. A pox on you!
Fuck this shit, I dont even know where this place is at. You should've rather went to the Chinatown for one of those pick-4-items-for-$4.00 places.
You know, I'm totally fuckin with you dude. You get what you pay for. LOL. Rock on.
You woldnt feel too bad for $4.00, even if the food was total crap. I visited a couple of $4.00 places that has crappy food, but I didnt felt very bad when I left. My excuses was that my stomach was good to go for the next 4-5 hours for only $4.00, which is not bad of a deal.
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#322529 - 04/26/08 10:57 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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This is the first time "yellow rice," "sweet and sour sauce" and "smart consumer" have shared billing in the same thread. Rock on, bro.
The Pussycat is actually just like bars in Tijuana.
Are the prices same as in Tijuana? Or are they adjusted to NYC standards?
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#322531 - 04/26/08 11:00 PM
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This is the first time "yellow rice," "sweet and sour sauce" and "smart consumer" have shared billing in the same thread. Rock on, bro.
The Pussycat is actually just like bars in Tijuana.
He's absolutely right, Alex. If you're waiting to go to TJ to break tour Titty Bar cherry, you might as well save the airfare and roll on down to Grenwich & Rector.
And, as CHarlie just said, you can take the train back home w/o worrying about the possibility of spending time as a guest in a TJ jail.
Edited by Jim B. (04/26/08 11:02 PM)
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#322532 - 04/26/08 11:00 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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It might be reasonable by the NYC standards, but I bet that there are places in the world that are far cheaper than this. I just wanna be a smart consumer.
With the weak dollar, transportation and lodging factored in, you're better off with the Pussycat.
Yeah, I kinda figured that the weak dollar would be against me. I thought of something maybe like taking photos of the girls and then selling them off on eBay so I can maybe break-even or make like extra $20.
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#322533 - 04/26/08 11:02 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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Yeah, I kinda figured that the weak dollar would be against me. I thought of something maybe like taking photos of the girls and then selling them off on eBay so I can maybe break-even or make like extra $20.
I take it back. You'll get in trouble.
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#322534 - 04/26/08 11:04 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Yeah, I kinda figured that the weak dollar would be against me. I thought of something maybe like taking photos of the girls and then selling them off on eBay so I can maybe break-even or make like extra $20.
How?
If I keep a low profile then I will not get into trouble.
I take it back. You'll get in trouble.
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#322535 - 04/26/08 11:04 PM
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Anonymous
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You'll get in trouble.
I'm absolutely certain of it. That's why it's better that he spends a few hours in the 1 PCT's holding cell, or at worst, the Toombs, rather than who knows how long in a TJ lockup.
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#322537 - 04/26/08 11:08 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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How?
Without getting into all the other issues, trying to take photos in titty bars is always a dreadful idea.
And selling porn on eBay is a dead end, son.
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#322538 - 04/26/08 11:13 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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How?
Without getting into all the other issues, trying to take photos in titty bars is always a dreadful idea.
And selling porn on eBay is a dead end, son.
I wouldnt shoot candids, I would rather pay a girl an extra so I can take pics with her consent but without the model release.
Selling on eBay while maintaining a low profile is easy, especially if you have the right stuff that people are willing to pay for. Ive been on eBay for quiet some time and learned things.
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#322541 - 04/26/08 11:24 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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How's the Spanglish, Mr. No ID?
Listen, if you go to the Pussycat you won't have to hire an attorney.
Holding a videocamera on Spanish or serving a bottle of Spanish beer is the best that my Spanish goes.
I took a mandatory for-lang class in college, and I scored a "D" on it just by doing nothing. Everyday the MILF teacher had us practice for 30 minutes for 2 Spanish language sketches in groups. Stuff like driving tourists, visiting a restaurant, a wedding scene, etc while talking Spanish. All my roles were the silent ones so scoring a "D" without any effort and getting 3-credits was a good deal for me. It didnt do good for GPA, but that's another story.
Russian and English is all I know.
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#322542 - 04/26/08 11:24 PM
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Anonymous
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.
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#322543 - 04/26/08 11:25 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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I wouldnt shoot candids, I would rather pay a girl an extra so I can take pics with her consent but without the model release.
They usually want quite a bit of money just to take a pic. Even a fully clothed one. If they think that's what turns you on, it could cost you as much as sex with one of them. That's IF their pimps allow such things.
If I will have to spend like $150 for the girl and can make $200 within 4 weeks once I come back then it would be a profit in my pocket.
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#322544 - 04/26/08 11:31 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.
There are different ways and approaches to sell on eBay. From simple 4x6 to stuff like painting-size 24x36-inch prints. Theres a guy on eBay that pays like $80-$140 to American crack whores so he can shoogt them with his 6x7 Pentax 67 and than makes black and white 11x14 prints that usually start at $50.00ea and highest that I seen he got for 11x14 was $380+. A lot of photo collectors buy on eBay.
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#322546 - 04/27/08 07:39 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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Loc: NYC
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There are different ways and approaches to sell on eBay. From simple 4x6 to stuff like painting-size 24x36-inch prints. Theres a guy on eBay that pays like $80-$140 to American crack whores so he can shoogt them with his 6x7 Pentax 67 and than makes black and white 11x14 prints that usually start at $50.00ea and highest that I seen he got for 11x14 was $380+. A lot of photo collectors buy on eBay.
And they say print is dead...
Sounds like these buyers are photography collectors rather than porn consumers. If you can shoot stuff that appeals to them on eBay, I say go for it. But be careful in TJ. Why not fly to Czechoslovakia or Ukraine where you'd have half a leg up?
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#322548 - 04/27/08 08:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I have to hand it to Panzer he took a total dead end of a thread and turned it into a D-FW eight lane cloverleaf complete with a semi hauling hazardous waste jacknifing over the median.
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#322549 - 04/27/08 11:26 AM
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Let's not overlook the fact that pics of the whores in TJ, or in the Pussycat, wouldn't exactly bring in too much green on e-bay. You'd have better luck... errr, on second thought, I'm not going to give you any ideas.
What you really want is to come up on the radar of the Mexican police. They will be happy to see a jew gringo taking pictures of the local sluts. Be prepared to get your camera confiscated (it will be) and your teeth kicked in by the local hombres, all before you can say, "american consulate! i am an american citizen!" If you are lucky they won't piss and shit on you and leave you in some alley way (after the requisite beating, camera confiscation, etc).
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#322551 - 04/27/08 01:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The weak dollar is irrelevant here because the Mexican peso is pegged to the dollar.
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#322554 - 04/28/08 02:38 PM
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Chinese food is overpriced. Real Chinese food is good, but different than what you'd expect if you grew up on egg foo yung and chicken balls.
The chinese I worked with were racist cocksuckers. But at least they were open about it, so I had to respect that.
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#322555 - 04/28/08 10:56 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
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What you really want is to come up on the radar of the Mexican police. They will be happy to see a jew gringo taking pictures of the local sluts. Be prepared to get your camera confiscated (it will be) and your teeth kicked in by the local hombres, all before you can say, "american consulate! i am an american citizen!" If you are lucky they won't piss and shit on you and leave you in some alley way (after the requisite beating, camera confiscation, etc).
BC hit the nail on the head. If you are caught taking pictures of locals in EL Norte (north TJ where the brothels are) by the locals, you will get beat bloody if not dead.
If you are caught taking pictures of the locals by the policia, it will cost you every dime you have to keep out of jail.
The girls, most likely, will not let you take their pictures because they don't want family to know what they do.
I cannot stress enough HOW BAD an idea this is. Have you not been reading the news about TJ lately? Open drug wars on the streets, gun running, kidnappings, executions of police officers.... Pres. Calderon just sent several thousand Mexican troops to help keep peace in the city.
Right now, Law Enforcement in TJ WILL NOT FUCK AROUND. They will throw your pasty white American ass in jail and keep you there until they decide they have time to deal with you months down the road. By then, you'll have been ass-fucked so many times even Hillary Scott will say "Daaammmnn!"
Stick with Craigslist for cheap whores to practice your photography skills with. An amateur going out of the country with immoral intent and no clue as to the local laws and society is a Darwin Award waiting to happen.
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