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#322268 - 04/24/08 09:07 PM Ultimate Death Machine
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Just came up with a new idea today to exterminate the undesired people: Ultimate Death Machine. It kinda looks like a large elevator but once someone is placed in it the doors lock down with like 8 bank vault type of locks and then the death starts. Fire, water, electricity, gas, you name it in can do it.
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#322269 - 04/24/08 09:16 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Just came up with a new idea today to exterminate the undesired people: Ultimate Death Machine. It kinda looks like a large elevator but once someone is placed in it the doors lock down with like 8 bank vault type of locks and then the death starts. Fire, water, electricity, gas, you name it in can do it. Is your last name Heydrich by any chance? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#322270 - 04/24/08 09:32 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Where's the offal go afterwards? Jersey?
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#322271 - 04/24/08 09:35 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Is your last name Heydrich by any chance? I want to know how a Russian Jewish kid from Brooklyn comews up with the screen name "Panzer."
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#322272 - 04/24/08 09:39 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Is your last name Heydrich by any chance? I want to know how a Russian Jewish kid from Brooklyn comews up with the screen name "Panzer." I like tanks, so why not Panzer.
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#322273 - 04/24/08 09:45 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Anonymous Unregistered	Ummmm... Fatty, you want to take this one?
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#322274 - 04/24/08 10:36 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Ummmm... Fatty, you want to take this one? No. He's moved on from enema trains and now he's coming up with new forms of gas chambers and you want to argue about using a name tied to Nazi Germany's military? The best way would be to come up with colorful packaging that said "Panzers make you FAT!" _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#322275 - 04/25/08 02:11 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: Just came up with a new idea today to exterminate the undesired people: Ultimate Death Machine. It kinda looks like a large elevator but once someone is placed in it the doors lock down with like 8 bank vault type of locks and then the death starts. Fire, water, electricity, gas, you name it in can do it. First episode of "Futurama". You're plagiarizing Matt Groening. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#322276 - 04/25/08 02:16 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	yup, classic Attachments 308473-suicide booth.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#322277 - 04/25/08 02:27 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: Quote: Is your last name Heydrich by any chance? I want to know how a Russian Jewish kid from Brooklyn comews up with the screen name "Panzer." Cuz deep down they're all self-hating.... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#322278 - 04/25/08 03:45 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5096 Loc:	Quote: Quote: Quote: Is your last name Heydrich by any chance? I want to know how a Russian Jewish kid from Brooklyn comews up with the screen name "Panzer." I like tanks, so why not Panzer. Given what those panzers did over in your old motherland, I thought you'd choose T-34 or T-55 or something. It's like a homey calling himself Jeb Stuart, Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee or Jim Crow. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#322279 - 04/26/08 03:19 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	There: Attachments 308916-UltimateDeathMachine.jpg (8 downloads)
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#322280 - 04/26/08 03:53 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: There: It's posts like these that make me envision you as being one of those mad-scientist types...dreaming up your violent contraptions, and hell-bent on taking over the world and/or forcing enemas upon the masses. Carry on, and good luck. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#322281 - 04/27/08 08:10 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I plan to make a 3d model of this design in the future.
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#322282 - 04/27/08 08:38 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Blink Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/19/08 Posts: 286	Just out of curiosity, when will you be accepting beta-tester applications?
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#322283 - 04/27/08 08:50 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Just out of curiosity, when will you be accepting beta-tester applications? I dont know yet. It is possible to make an auctual CAD blueprint of this thing with SOlidWorks software and send it off to some factory along with bunch of $$$ and in like 1-2 months they can deliver the actual physical thing.
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#322284 - 04/28/08 04:00 AM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Bad Habit Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 1283 Loc: SoCal	Quote: Quote: Just out of curiosity, when will you be accepting beta-tester applications? I dont know yet. It is possible to make an auctual CAD blueprint of this thing with SOlidWorks software and send it off to some factory along with bunch of $$$ and in like 1-2 months they can deliver the actual physical thing. I want to see you test it out on yourself before I lay any money down to buy one. _________________________ I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!
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#322285 - 04/28/08 04:44 AM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Romeo is bleeding Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 35	[quote It's posts like these that make me envision you as being one of those mad-scientist types...dreaming up your violent contraptions, and hell-bent on taking over the world and/or forcing enemas upon the masses. Carry on, and good luck. What are we going to do tonight Panzer? The same thing we do every night Pinky, try and take over the world! _________________________ Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits...
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#322286 - 04/28/08 09:45 AM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5096 Loc:	Quote: I plan to make a 3d model of this design in the future. Where's the connection for the zyklon b or the enema pump? _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#322287 - 04/28/08 03:15 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Blink Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/19/08 Posts: 286	Quote: I dont know yet. It is possible to make an auctual CAD blueprint of this thing with SOlidWorks software and send it off to some factory along with bunch of $$$ and in like 1-2 months they can deliver the actual physical thing. Interesting. BTW, how do you plan to work around the legal issues? If you remember Dr. "Death" Kevorkian, he went to prison for assisted suicide. Despite the fact that he had his patients' written permission. Are you planning to take over your own country and attempt a "Panzercaust" instead?
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#322288 - 04/28/08 04:01 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: I plan to make a 3d model of this design in the future. Where's the connection for the zyklon b or the enema pump? Good question. I havent still decided myself where the Input/Output hoses and pipes will be but most likely it will be on the left or in teh rear of the device. All the cables, hoses and pipes will be sleeved in one big accordio-type of a hose that will lead to a computerized control console that will also have enclosure for the gas canister, water pump and electricity generator plus other things.
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#322289 - 04/28/08 04:11 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: I dont know yet. It is possible to make an auctual CAD blueprint of this thing with SOlidWorks software and send it off to some factory along with bunch of $$$ and in like 1-2 months they can deliver the actual physical thing. Interesting. BTW, how do you plan to work around the legal issues? If you remember Dr. "Death" Kevorkian, he went to prison for assisted suicide. Despite the fact that he had his patients' written permission. Are you planning to take over your own country and attempt a "Panzercaust" instead? I rather do the enemacost.
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#322290 - 04/28/08 04:39 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: I dont know yet. It is possible to make an auctual CAD blueprint of this thing with SOlidWorks software and send it off to some factory along with bunch of $$$ and in like 1-2 months they can deliver the actual physical thing. Interesting. BTW, how do you plan to work around the legal issues? If you remember Dr. "Death" Kevorkian, he went to prison for assisted suicide. Despite the fact that he had his patients' written permission. Are you planning to take over your own country and attempt a "Panzercaust" instead? He plans to go to Mexico, give the local sheriff $20 for his wife & daughters to pose naked while having enemas, and then use the change to finance purchase of half the town for his new country. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#322291 - 04/30/08 05:36 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	This Ultimate Death Machine can be a solution to homelessness and homos.
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#322292 - 04/30/08 05:46 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Anonymous Unregistered	Yes, but will it solve the Donkey problem?
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#322293 - 04/30/08 05:51 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Yes, but will it solve the Donkey problem? I dont think so. Are donkeys hungry? Because these machines can also fry meat, so donkey can eat fried bums and homos.
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#322294 - 04/30/08 06:36 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Anonymous Unregistered	Yes, but the Donkey in question is a Fried Homo Bum.
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#322295 - 04/30/08 07:51 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Yes, but the Donkey in question is a Fried Homo Bum. How?
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#322296 - 04/30/08 07:57 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: How? CLICKY
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