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#322268 - 04/24/08 09:07 PM Ultimate Death Machine
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Just came up with a new idea today to exterminate the undesired people: Ultimate Death Machine. It kinda looks like a large elevator but once someone is placed in it the doors lock down with like 8 bank vault type of locks and then the death starts. Fire, water, electricity, gas, you name it in can do it.

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#322269 - 04/24/08 09:16 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Just came up with a new idea today to exterminate the undesired people: Ultimate Death Machine. It kinda looks like a large elevator but once someone is placed in it the doors lock down with like 8 bank vault type of locks and then the death starts. Fire, water, electricity, gas, you name it in can do it.




Is your last name Heydrich by any chance?
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#322270 - 04/24/08 09:32 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Where's the offal go afterwards? Jersey?

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#322271 - 04/24/08 09:35 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Is your last name Heydrich by any chance?




I want to know how a Russian Jewish kid from Brooklyn comews up with the screen name "Panzer."

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#322272 - 04/24/08 09:39 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Is your last name Heydrich by any chance?




I want to know how a Russian Jewish kid from Brooklyn comews up with the screen name "Panzer."



I like tanks, so why not Panzer.

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#322273 - 04/24/08 09:45 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Ummmm... Fatty, you want to take this one?

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#322274 - 04/24/08 10:36 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Ummmm... Fatty, you want to take this one?




No. He's moved on from enema trains and now he's coming up with new forms of gas chambers and you want to argue about using a name tied to Nazi Germany's military?

The best way would be to come up with colorful packaging that said "Panzers make you FAT!"
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#322275 - 04/25/08 02:11 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Just came up with a new idea today to exterminate the undesired people: Ultimate Death Machine. It kinda looks like a large elevator but once someone is placed in it the doors lock down with like 8 bank vault type of locks and then the death starts. Fire, water, electricity, gas, you name it in can do it.




First episode of "Futurama". You're plagiarizing Matt Groening.
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#322276 - 04/25/08 02:16 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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yup, classic





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#322277 - 04/25/08 02:27 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Is your last name Heydrich by any chance?




I want to know how a Russian Jewish kid from Brooklyn comews up with the screen name "Panzer."




Cuz deep down they're all self-hating....
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#322278 - 04/25/08 03:45 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Is your last name Heydrich by any chance?




I want to know how a Russian Jewish kid from Brooklyn comews up with the screen name "Panzer."



I like tanks, so why not Panzer.




Given what those panzers did over in your old motherland, I thought you'd choose T-34 or T-55 or something. It's like a homey calling himself Jeb Stuart, Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee or Jim Crow.
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#322279 - 04/26/08 03:19 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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#322280 - 04/26/08 03:53 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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It's posts like these that make me envision you as being one of those mad-scientist types...dreaming up your violent contraptions, and hell-bent on taking over the world and/or forcing enemas upon the masses. Carry on, and good luck.

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#322281 - 04/27/08 08:10 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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I plan to make a 3d model of this design in the future.

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#322282 - 04/27/08 08:38 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Just out of curiosity, when will you be accepting beta-tester applications?

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#322283 - 04/27/08 08:50 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Just out of curiosity, when will you be accepting beta-tester applications?




I dont know yet. It is possible to make an auctual CAD blueprint of this thing with SOlidWorks software and send it off to some factory along with bunch of $$$ and in like 1-2 months they can deliver the actual physical thing.

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#322284 - 04/28/08 04:00 AM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Just out of curiosity, when will you be accepting beta-tester applications?




I dont know yet. It is possible to make an auctual CAD blueprint of this thing with SOlidWorks software and send it off to some factory along with bunch of $$$ and in like 1-2 months they can deliver the actual physical thing.




I want to see you test it out on yourself before I lay any money down to buy one.
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#322285 - 04/28/08 04:44 AM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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It's posts like these that make me envision you as being one of those mad-scientist types...dreaming up your violent contraptions, and hell-bent on taking over the world and/or forcing enemas upon the masses. Carry on, and good luck.






What are we going to do tonight Panzer?

The same thing we do every night Pinky, try and take over the world!
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#322286 - 04/28/08 09:45 AM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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I plan to make a 3d model of this design in the future.




Where's the connection for the zyklon b or the enema pump?
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#322287 - 04/28/08 03:15 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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I dont know yet. It is possible to make an auctual CAD blueprint of this thing with SOlidWorks software and send it off to some factory along with bunch of $$$ and in like 1-2 months they can deliver the actual physical thing.



Interesting.

BTW, how do you plan to work around the legal issues? If you remember Dr. "Death" Kevorkian, he went to prison for assisted suicide. Despite the fact that he had his patients' written permission. Are you planning to take over your own country and attempt a "Panzercaust" instead?

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#322288 - 04/28/08 04:01 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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I plan to make a 3d model of this design in the future.




Where's the connection for the zyklon b or the enema pump?



Good question. I havent still decided myself where the Input/Output hoses and pipes will be but most likely it will be on the left or in teh rear of the device. All the cables, hoses and pipes will be sleeved in one big accordio-type of a hose that will lead to a computerized control console that will also have enclosure for the gas canister, water pump and electricity generator plus other things.

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#322289 - 04/28/08 04:11 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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I dont know yet. It is possible to make an auctual CAD blueprint of this thing with SOlidWorks software and send it off to some factory along with bunch of $$$ and in like 1-2 months they can deliver the actual physical thing.



Interesting.

BTW, how do you plan to work around the legal issues? If you remember Dr. "Death" Kevorkian, he went to prison for assisted suicide. Despite the fact that he had his patients' written permission. Are you planning to take over your own country and attempt a "Panzercaust" instead?




I rather do the enemacost.

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#322290 - 04/28/08 04:39 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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I dont know yet. It is possible to make an auctual CAD blueprint of this thing with SOlidWorks software and send it off to some factory along with bunch of $$$ and in like 1-2 months they can deliver the actual physical thing.



Interesting.

BTW, how do you plan to work around the legal issues? If you remember Dr. "Death" Kevorkian, he went to prison for assisted suicide. Despite the fact that he had his patients' written permission. Are you planning to take over your own country and attempt a "Panzercaust" instead?





He plans to go to Mexico, give the local sheriff $20 for his wife & daughters to pose naked while having enemas, and then use the change to finance purchase of half the town for his new country.

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#322291 - 04/30/08 05:36 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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This Ultimate Death Machine can be a solution to homelessness and homos.

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#322292 - 04/30/08 05:46 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Yes, but will it solve the Donkey problem?

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#322293 - 04/30/08 05:51 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Yes, but will it solve the Donkey problem?



I dont think so. Are donkeys hungry? Because these machines can also fry meat, so donkey can eat fried bums and homos.

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#322294 - 04/30/08 06:36 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Yes, but the Donkey in question is a Fried Homo Bum.

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#322295 - 04/30/08 07:51 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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Yes, but the Donkey in question is a Fried Homo Bum.



How?

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#322296 - 04/30/08 07:57 PM Re: Ultimate Death Machine
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How?




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