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#322141 - 04/24/08 04:48 PM Breaking News!!! All major political candidates (D) - (R) withdraw from Pres race
Anonymous Unregistered	McCain, Clinton and Obama have all dropped out of the race for president of the USA.....they now endorse the Dick Chibbles - Donny Long Campaign on the total ass clown ticket. (AP news) Chibbles/Long spokesperson has compiled a short list of their proposed cabinet- Christian XXX – Secretary of State Max Hardcore – Attorney General Rob Black – Secretary of the Treasury Kurt Lockwood - Secretary of Defense Open - Secretary of Homeland Security Other Miscellaneous Director FEMA - Ryan Knox Director of the White House - Office of National Drug Control Policy – TMFR Surgeon General and CDC Director - Dr. Sharon Mitchell, Ph.D National Security Advisor - Rob Longsnot Director CIA - OPEN Director DEA - Hailey Young Director FBI - OPEN Chairman of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve - Open Any other contributions would be helpful.
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#322142 - 04/24/08 05:12 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	I would have put Anita Cannibal in the AG slot and made Lockwood the ambassador to Brazil. How about Wankus for head of the FCC and Luke Ford for Secretary of Education? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#322143 - 04/24/08 06:16 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidates (D) - (R) withdraw from Pres race
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Since Luke Ford lives in someone's garage and pays $600 a month for that, I'd tag him to run HUD. Donkey Long - Secretary of Education Derrick Pierce - Asst Secretary of Education (the 'jondra' guy) Sasha Grey - Director of the CDC Mullah Malice - NSA Shy Love - Comptroller of the Currency :bananapseudohomelessness:
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#322144 - 04/24/08 06:58 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidates (D) - (R) withdraw from Pres race
Anonymous Unregistered	"Disco" Dan --- White House Press Secretary
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#322145 - 04/24/08 07:16 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Martin "del Taco" del Toro -Secretary of Homeland Security Dr Sharon Mitchell- secretary of health and Surgeon General Brian Surewood- US Transportation Secretary
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#322146 - 04/24/08 07:25 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
Anonymous Unregistered	President RADIO FREE EUROPE/ RADIO LIBERTY - Wankus
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#322147 - 04/24/08 07:49 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	CIA Director - the ultimate insider, Agent Darth _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#322148 - 04/24/08 09:04 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5098 Loc:	Tritone, Chairman - EEOC Moblem, Secretary - HHS Fatman, Secretary - Labor C3X, Special Assistant to the President - Tranny Affairs. Donny Long, Special Assistant to the President - C3X Affairs. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#322149 - 04/24/08 09:06 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
Anonymous Unregistered	Donny's already the VP, although maybe we should make R%&n KN&x the Librarian of Congress.
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#322150 - 04/24/08 09:44 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Gia Jordan- First Lady
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#322151 - 04/24/08 09:47 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
Anonymous Unregistered	At the risk of Kn*x accusing me of kissing her ass: What did Gia ever do to you that you want to marry her off to Chibbles?
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#322152 - 04/24/08 10:23 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: "Disco" Dan --- White House Press Secretary that position is in dispute with Monstar
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#322153 - 04/25/08 01:43 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: that position is in dispute with Monstar I thought Alex would be running the Bureau of Indian Affairs.
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#322154 - 04/25/08 01:59 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: that position is in dispute with Monstar I thought Alex would be running the Bureau of Indian Affairs. See ... I'd make Pornlaw AG and put Max and his cowboy hat in charge of BIA. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#322155 - 04/25/08 02:25 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Think of the pool of candidates for the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#322156 - 04/25/08 03:27 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Is there a suitable post for Skeetert Kerkove? With Mr. Hyde as Assistant, maybe? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#322157 - 04/25/08 03:37 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Is there a suitable post for Skeetert Kerkove? With Mr. Hyde as Assistant, maybe? Department of Human Resources, Congressional Staffing (in charge of interviewing applicants for the position of Congressional page) _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#322158 - 04/25/08 10:33 PM Re: Breaking News!!! All major political candidate
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Kurt Lockwood - Secretary of Defense I don't think the Queen of Spain is eligible for this post! Also, should've been posted to "The Cage." _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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