Since Luke Ford lives in someone's garage and pays $600 a month for that, I'd tag him to run HUD.

Donkey Long - Secretary of Education
Derrick Pierce - Asst Secretary of Education (the 'jondra' guy)
Sasha Grey - Director of the CDC
Mullah Malice - NSA
Shy Love - Comptroller of the Currency

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