As much as I would love to have you grind on my lap, I probably would have turned down your advances like almost all the other dancers.

I just never got into the whole "throw cash at a chick for her to pretend she is into me" thing.

Now if I am out with the wife and friends and we hit a club it is different, but being out with a bunch of retard guys who actually beleive the dancer digs them just makes me want to stab myself in the face with a soldering iron.

On a side note, why in the fuck does every single business trip I take involve people wanting to go to strip clubs?!?!?