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#322035 - 05/20/08 03:40 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yeah
its like the tower of drivel
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#322036 - 05/20/08 05:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Fuck that. It's GOLD! My current smoochin' partner is a bartender at a strip club here and it seems that it's all the same wherever you go (including the annoying voice of the DJ). I especially like the wop profile . They dress like ballers in their Affliction Shirts and jewelry and the gals line up to sit on their laps, but I've never seen one get a dance. Ever.
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#322037 - 05/20/08 05:56 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Pretty knows the stripper drill. Can't fault her there.
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#322038 - 05/20/08 06:18 PM
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(including the annoying voice of the DJ).
Most strip club DJ's sound like ex-employees to a rapid rail line system.....coming to the stage......[inaudible]....(snapping, gargling and clicking) [inaudible]...please don’t forget to tip your waitress and bartenders.....and now another hit from aerosmith!
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#322039 - 05/20/08 06:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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The strip club DJs in my neck of the woods all have this annoying drop two octaves on the next to last syllable in a sentence followed by raising three octaves on the last syllable of the sentence. They all sound like they are auditioning for the announcing gig on The Price is Right.
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#322040 - 05/20/08 06:31 PM
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Yeah, this pic looks like something a crazed stalker/rapist would send a gal. He's got a horrible rep from what I've read. But there's some legit gals on his site...
yeah...there are some VERY legit gals on his site....but try and book them....then it becomes a whole different story.... 
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#322044 - 05/20/08 07:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Trust me. Windsock would TOTALLY be sweatpants guy. He would be very quiet , always come in alone and sit in the corner for hours, and THEN buy dances. He wouldn't be handsy, but he'd be trying to dance with you during the dance. Like a passive aggressive dryhump session.
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#322046 - 05/20/08 07:49 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yeah its kinda derailed but in a great direction 
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#322047 - 05/20/08 08:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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looks like a total daytime customer
Omg! He so does!
Faceblaster, I can't explain it. You'd have to be a stripper to know.
If I remember correctly, I think I've been to the club you worked at (Rick's north of Seattle) during the day and I wound up getting 2 numbers from girls without even trying. When I asked one girl why she was spending so much time with me she replied, "Have you looked around at the other guys??? They're disgusting."
I'm sure there are many stereotypes for the patrons, but what about the girls?
Like:
Girl who doesn't always shower - I had one girl tell me she makes more money that way. I told her she was disgusting and she raised her armpit and said, "But I'm only 2 days stinky."
Chubby girl who accidentally farts on stage sometimes.
Girl with heroin breath.
Girl who asks you for your phone number just so she can call up and say "Why don't you come see me in da' club?" She even has as special StripperPhone that she will use for just these calls.
Girl who only dates drug dealers.
Girl who always plays Ani Difranco's "Letter to a John"
Girl who is always a semester away from getting her degree (usually in psychology). Seriously, if it's been 10 years I don't think the credits are still valid.
Just remembered one more: Girl who won't take no for an answer. I had one black girl who looked like a cross between Eartha Kitt and a cannonball who just wouldn't accept any sort of refusal. I'd politely say "No, I'm fine." She'd reply with "Damn right you fine. You the finest muthafucka in here!" "No, really I'm OK." "Yeah you OK. Would it be OK if i slapped this wet pussy up against you?"
Edited by AKSteve (05/20/08 08:59 PM)
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#322048 - 05/20/08 08:03 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oh gosh steve theres so many types of strippers its not even funny but yes those are some recognizable ones
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#322050 - 05/20/08 08:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I was a night girl at Rick's. Usually Thurs-Sunday nights with all the fake titted Barbie dolls.
I haven't been there for years, but that place was dirty as fuck. I don't like strippers getting too intimate with me, but I had one girl there who literally shoved her hands down my pants and started trying to jack me off within the first 5 seconds of a dance. I was like, "Hey! Woah! Wait a sec, stop." Her response was, "What? Did I go for it too soon?"
I'll agree about all the Barbie dolls there. I hate women that look like that, but I can sort of see someone getting a dance from one just for the fantasy aspect of being with a girl you'd never talk to otherwise.
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#322052 - 05/20/08 08:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I worked there from 2000-2002 and girls ASKED if you wanted that and told you the price before wasting their time touching you. Kids these days! I seemed to get by (lol. ok, I did very well :cha-ching:) giving clean dances with plenty of eye contact to make up for it. It took me a while to even get the guts to work at Ricks because I knew I'd see a girl next to me and just her elbow furiously moving up and down. There were no vip rooms. Oddly, guys never asked most of the girls to do that. It was up to the dancer, and it never cut into the clean dancers' money. For the longest time, I thought it would, and that's why I took so long transferring to Rick's. Omg, the girls were so gorgeous there. I really brought my A game- perfectly straight hair, expensive lingerie, and never a chip in my French manicure.
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#322053 - 05/20/08 08:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Here in Alaska we have what I'll call "Fishing Boots Guy." He's clearly been out on a weekend with the boys, but wants to stop in to a strip club before heading home to his wife. So he goes into the club wearing his outdoor gear, stinking of a combination of fish slime as well as not having had access to a shower all weekend. His wife isn't going to smell any sort of stripper perfume on him over all that funk, so he can't get caught.
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#322055 - 05/20/08 08:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Exactly! These girls charged $100 a song for handjobs. After a while, you learn who those guys are, so you don't ask them for dances, which is good because you can now capitalize on the rest of the room.
Yep, new bitches who think they're clever by offering dirty dances at cheaper prices get beat up for DRIVING DOWN THE MARKET.
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#322056 - 05/20/08 08:39 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yep
but i always make it a rule to ask every guy every time
its just a numbers game at heart
and ive had it happen where i asked the same dude ten times and on the eleventh time he said yeah
he might not get the kinda dance he wanted
and i might not get tipped
but its still just a numbers game
law of averages says
even if its some other girls customer, or youre not his type
if you ask him ten times, youll get a yes
or if you ask ten guys youll get a yes, either way
its a hard way to work the room sometimes but if you got campers- guys that wont budge and no turnover- it works
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#322058 - 05/20/08 08:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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First, I'd ask who would most likely buy dances then ask who might buy dances and so on. If you have a penis and you're in the room, I will eventually ask you unless some other guy is non-stop spending on me for a good chunk of time.
And always appear in a good mood and in demand. No matter what.
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#322059 - 05/20/08 08:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I worked there from 2000-2002 and girls ASKED if you wanted that and told you the price before wasting their time touching you.
I lived down there in spring of 2003, so I just missed you. I think the girl who started giving me the unsolicited handjob was foreign, so maybe she just thought that's what was expected of her?
I stopped going there when my favorite dancer developed a brain tumor. I later heard she recovered but had cut off all her hair and was working the day shift, so I tried to go in to say Hi. Being in a strip club in the middle of the afternoon was just too depressing, even to see her, so I just never went back.
I'll agree with you about the amazing hot girls there, though. My favorite had the body of a gymnast with long brown hair. But there were a zillion others. I remember one ridiculously cute Romanian girl with an accent just like Dracula. Also, it seemed like you were expected to grab the girls ass. I never once heard, "You'll get me in trouble." or "Someone might be watching." or even "I don't do that." It was just a bunch of amazingly hot girls grinding on you and letting you feel them up. Really weird.
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#322060 - 05/20/08 08:48 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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right? i like the stripper windfall guys stripper windfall guy= you often dont see him coming he jus spots you and its on hell freakin run across the room to get to you- and ask YOU for dances or champagne rooms he usually unassuming, polite and not handsy at all he gets big blocks of dances and tips very very well then disappears he usually shows up in one form or another after a really shitty week or a hard day or when ive done something very very sweet that week for someone hes a total stripper karmic reward mean girls never get him only nice ones do
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#322061 - 05/20/08 09:17 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Do strippers let the other girls know when they have a chump blowing money or do you keep it to yourself hoping to clean him out?
Is there a stripper code that you don't cross? If so what are those rules.
P.S. I love this thread, it's fascinating.
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#322062 - 05/20/08 09:28 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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well it depends on the other girls really if a grls a total cunt to me obviously im not going to help her out im going to avoid her if a girls my friend and shes not making any money i might tell her "hey go ask that guy for a dnace" if the guys keeping you back there though, for a long time, you dont have time to go tell anyone i also dont tell anyone what i make in the club half those girls lie anyway so why ask or compare notes? i think personally that the girls that dont talk to any of the other girls at all are likely walking out with way more than the others you can tell who makes money though by whos back there the most basically i hate the girls that act like their married to their customers and dont let them talk to me i actually got one right now this shit he wont talk to or tip even on stage any girl except his fave when shes there this fuckin guy he comes outside to smoke cause she doesnt and whispers that he wants my website address he comes back in a few more times he tells me hes watched my clips lol and he wants to get this- come in when shes off schedule so now this guy is sneaking around at the club he sneaks around on his wife to go to retarded right? i figure basically m job there is to flatter the guys if they dont like me i dont get all bent about it "i only like black girls, i only like blondes i only like skinny girls" ive heard it all and i just find them what they want no biggie i have told customers to go dance with my friends before and if I have a customer in the club i make sure he tips the ther girls onstage every girl no matter what she looks like but other girls hog their customers and tell them not to tip thats so shitty i cant even fathom what kind of upbringing they had or how insecure they must be to do that shit andi fi had a customer that asked if id mind if he danced with another girl, id be like yeah man go try her out see if shell do dirty shit and come back and tell me all about it baby but really if theyre spending alot of money on you you dont get to see the other girls so telling them would really just be bragging and not nice so i wouldnt do that
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#322063 - 05/20/08 09:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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oh gosh steve theres so many types of strippers its not even funny
I don't think there are enough girls like this to be an actual stereotype, but the most memorable dance I ever had was from a girl who went back to work too soon after having a kid. She got excited during the bump and grind and started squirting out milk. I guess my jaw dropped because she pushed me away and said, "It's not for you, it's for my baby." Like I actually wanted some or something.
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#322064 - 05/20/08 10:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Interesting you mention the dirty girls. I'm no saint; I watch a ton of porn (duh) and have fucked a few pros in my day, But I've never asked a dancer to do anything sexual. In fact, when Ontario switched to touching allowed I refused to get involved in that whole mess. It's not that I'm morally superior. To me, It would be like asking a dentist to take out your appendix.
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#322068 - 05/21/08 12:32 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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I hate going to stripclubs, unless it is with a group of couples or something...
I don't know what it is about me, but invariable I am the guy who the dancers feel the need to saddle up next to and bare their soul to. It is depressing.
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#322069 - 05/21/08 01:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Screw that. A little conversation is nice, but I'd rather grind on your lap for cash and bare my chest.
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#322070 - 05/21/08 01:46 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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As much as I would love to have you grind on my lap, I probably would have turned down your advances like almost all the other dancers.
I just never got into the whole "throw cash at a chick for her to pretend she is into me" thing.
Now if I am out with the wife and friends and we hit a club it is different, but being out with a bunch of retard guys who actually beleive the dancer digs them just makes me want to stab myself in the face with a soldering iron.
On a side note, why in the fuck does every single business trip I take involve people wanting to go to strip clubs?!?!?
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#322073 - 05/24/08 10:48 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#322074 - 05/24/08 11:46 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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dishoveled? is that what Luke Ford will be when he is evicted from his living quarters?
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#322075 - 05/25/08 05:29 PM
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Now if I am out with the wife and friends and we hit a club it is different, but being out with a bunch of retard guys who actually beleive the dancer digs them just makes me want to stab myself in the face with a soldering iron.
I do love them soldering irons.
Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!
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