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looks like a total daytime customer



Omg! He so does!

Faceblaster, I can't explain it. You'd have to be a stripper to know.



If I remember correctly, I think I've been to the club you worked at (Rick's north of Seattle) during the day and I wound up getting 2 numbers from girls without even trying. When I asked one girl why she was spending so much time with me she replied, "Have you looked around at the other guys??? They're disgusting."

I'm sure there are many stereotypes for the patrons, but what about the girls?

Like:

Girl who doesn't always shower - I had one girl tell me she makes more money that way. I told her she was disgusting and she raised her armpit and said, "But I'm only 2 days stinky."

Chubby girl who accidentally farts on stage sometimes.

Girl with heroin breath.

Girl who asks you for your phone number just so she can call up and say "Why don't you come see me in da' club?" She even has as special StripperPhone that she will use for just these calls.

Girl who only dates drug dealers.

Girl who always plays Ani Difranco's "Letter to a John"

Girl who is always a semester away from getting her degree (usually in psychology). Seriously, if it's been 10 years I don't think the credits are still valid.

Just remembered one more: Girl who won't take no for an answer. I had one black girl who looked like a cross between Eartha Kitt and a cannonball who just wouldn't accept any sort of refusal. I'd politely say "No, I'm fine." She'd reply with "Damn right you fine. You the finest muthafucka in here!" "No, really I'm OK." "Yeah you OK. Would it be OK if i slapped this wet pussy up against you?"


Edited by AKSteve (05/20/08 08:59 PM)
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