Trust me. Windsock would TOTALLY be sweatpants guy. He would be very quiet , always come in alone and sit in the corner for hours, and THEN buy dances. He wouldn't be handsy, but he'd be trying to dance with you during the dance. Like a passive aggressive dryhump session.
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