Ok, I remember:

Bicycle shorts guy: Summer, fall, rain, snow, or sleet, this guy would wear tight black bicycle shorts and buy shitloads of dances and no convo. Dayshift or Sundays only.

Big Papa: White haired, overweight yuppie guy. I didn't know Facconable made shirts that fucking big. Always buys $500 worth od dances and hands it to you in a bill fold. Very clean and polite.

Doppler Dave: Tall, dorky guy in his 40s. Always wears huge, orange soundproof 1970s looking headphones. Very rude. Very handsy. Gets very annoyed when you ask what kind of music he's listening to there.

Green shirt guy: Asked a lot of questions. Total time waster. Once, he did somehow by the grace of G-d buy a dance and it was from me. He told me that I was so smart, so shouldn't I be in school. I told him, "Shouldn't you be home with your wife and children?"

Microscruff: Very dishoveled computer nerd. Total capt save-a-ho once you get to know him. Only likes brunettes.

Alex: Brings alcohol for the dayshift milfs. Talks to the girls sitting on the cant-get-a-dance couch. Hangs out near the dj booth and complains they don't play Steely Dan or Rush.