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#321785 - 04/24/08 08:49 AM
Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
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Holly,
A lot of us have noticed that you have a face like a horse. I was wondering if your mom ever practiced... what do they call it again... well I am sure you get the picture. You seem to be a cross between a horse and a human with that fugly noggin of yours.
Has your mom or you "sharked" any young porn ladies lately?
Big D
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#321787 - 04/24/08 09:08 AM
Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Ah, but if Suze Randall a) is the shark you claim she is and b) conceived Holly via interspecies coitus with a horse, then Holly would be a bizarre hybrid of a shark and a horse, like a shork or something.
Then again, if Suze wasn't a shark, then Holly would be a centaur, but she isn't, which in your meth-addled existence probably equates to conclusive proof that Suze is a shark.
Or we have the third option...Holly was not spawned by a horse and a shark. But why let reality get in the way of a good story?
Either way, they're both still an infinite number of rungs higher up the evolutionary ladder than you, dearest Darth.
Regards,
Dr. Moreau
PS: I'm starting to think this thread might be the conscious manifestation of your subconscious desire for Ligers.
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#321789 - 04/24/08 03:31 PM
Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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FRAU Blucher!!!!
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#321791 - 04/24/08 05:56 PM
Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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In background,
<Whinny>
Edited by redish (04/24/08 05:57 PM)
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#321793 - 04/24/08 07:58 PM
Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Not to get all Phil Donahue, butcan I just say something quick? I know we love to rip on porn whores;we consume the shit and spend our hard-earned dinero so what the fuck, right? But did you ever notice the only (regular) posters who have the balls to put their own pics as their avatars are Gia , Pretty, and Holly? And then some fucking douche takes a cheap shot at the Randalls over their looks.That's kinda weak. Hey Darth: Post a pic or shut your fucking mouth....
Edited by tattypatty (04/24/08 08:37 PM)
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#321794 - 04/24/08 08:34 PM
Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Not to get all Phil Donahue, butcan I just say something quick? I know we love to rip on porn whores;we consume the shit and spend are hard-earned dinero so what the fuck, right? But did you ever notice the only (regular) posters who have the balls to put their own pics as their avatars are Gia , Pretty, and Holly? And then some fucking douche takes a cheap shot at the Randalls over their looks.That's kinda weak. Hey Darth: Post a pic or shut your fucking mouth....
I'm with the Reich on this one.
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#321798 - 04/24/08 10:04 PM
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#321801 - 04/24/08 11:41 PM
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#321803 - 04/25/08 08:15 AM
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#321809 - 04/25/08 05:19 PM
Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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It appears many here believe Holly is a horse face.
Nope. It's Holly's Dad that reminds you of her horse.
Noble bearing. Fine breeding. Aging well. Graying hair. Find you repulsive.
Yes. They have much in common.
Actually, in her biography, Suze alludes to him being hung like a horse too...
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#321815 - 04/26/08 02:18 AM
Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Whoremaster
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Actually, in her biography, Suze alludes to him being hung like a horse too...
Eeeew! See this is why I won't read her book...
I'd keep it that way...it would be like finding the literary equivalent of a videotape of your folks getting it on, only kinkier.
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#321819 - 04/26/08 10:36 AM
Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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I'm going to start referring to Darth as "Dumpling."
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