Ah, but if Suze Randall a) is the shark you claim she is and b) conceived Holly via interspecies coitus with a horse, then Holly would be a bizarre hybrid of a shark and a horse, like a shork or something.

Then again, if Suze wasn't a shark, then Holly would be a centaur, but she isn't, which in your meth-addled existence probably equates to conclusive proof that Suze is a shark.

Or we have the third option...Holly was not spawned by a horse and a shark. But why let reality get in the way of a good story?

Either way, they're both still an infinite number of rungs higher up the evolutionary ladder than you, dearest Darth.

Regards,

Dr. Moreau

PS: I'm starting to think this thread might be the conscious manifestation of your subconscious desire for Ligers.