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#321785 - 04/24/08 08:49 AM Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
Darth Offline
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Holly,

A lot of us have noticed that you have a face like a horse. I was wondering if your mom ever practiced... what do they call it again... well I am sure you get the picture. You seem to be a cross between a horse and a human with that fugly noggin of yours.

Has your mom or you "sharked" any young porn ladies lately?

Big D
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#321786 - 04/24/08 09:07 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Holly, what did you ever do to Powder? Why all the hate towards you?
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#321787 - 04/24/08 09:08 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Ah, but if Suze Randall a) is the shark you claim she is and b) conceived Holly via interspecies coitus with a horse, then Holly would be a bizarre hybrid of a shark and a horse, like a shork or something.

Then again, if Suze wasn't a shark, then Holly would be a centaur, but she isn't, which in your meth-addled existence probably equates to conclusive proof that Suze is a shark.

Or we have the third option...Holly was not spawned by a horse and a shark. But why let reality get in the way of a good story?

Either way, they're both still an infinite number of rungs higher up the evolutionary ladder than you, dearest Darth.

Regards,

Dr. Moreau

PS: I'm starting to think this thread might be the conscious manifestation of your subconscious desire for Ligers.

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#321788 - 04/24/08 03:15 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Holly, what did you ever do to Powder? Why all the hate towards you?




Haha no idea. But you can't have everyone like you!
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#321789 - 04/24/08 03:31 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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FRAU Blucher!!!!
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#321790 - 04/24/08 05:05 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Holly, what did you ever do to Powder? Why all the hate towards you?




Haha no idea. But you can't have everyone like you!





Would you even WANT a douche like Darth to like you? And what the fuck did you do to him? Shoot him down?
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#321791 - 04/24/08 05:56 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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In background,

<Whinny>


Edited by redish (04/24/08 05:57 PM)
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#321792 - 04/24/08 06:35 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

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Holly, what did you ever do to Powder? Why all the hate towards you?




Haha no idea. But you can't have everyone like you!





Would you even WANT a douche like Darth to like you? And what the fuck did you do to him? Shoot him down?




Maybe her horse turned him down.
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#321793 - 04/24/08 07:58 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Not to get all Phil Donahue, butcan I just say something quick? I know we love to rip on porn whores;we consume the shit and spend our hard-earned dinero so what the fuck, right? But did you ever notice the only (regular) posters who have the balls to put their own pics as their avatars are Gia , Pretty, and Holly? And then some fucking douche takes a cheap shot at the Randalls over their looks.That's kinda weak. Hey Darth: Post a pic or shut your fucking mouth....


Edited by tattypatty (04/24/08 08:37 PM)
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#321794 - 04/24/08 08:34 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Not to get all Phil Donahue, butcan I just say something quick? I know we love to rip on porn whores;we consume the shit and spend are hard-earned dinero so what the fuck, right? But did you ever notice the only (regular) posters who have the balls to put their own pics as their avatars are Gia , Pretty, and Holly? And then some fucking douche takes a cheap shot at the Randalls over their looks.That's kinda weak. Hey Darth: Post a pic or shut your fucking mouth....




I'm with the Reich on this one.
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#321795 - 04/24/08 09:15 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
damaged Offline
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Quote:

Not to get all Phil Donahue, butcan I just say something quick? I know we love to rip on porn whores;we consume the shit and spend our hard-earned dinero so what the fuck, right? But did you ever notice the only (regular) posters who have the balls to put their own pics as their avatars are Gia , Pretty, and Holly? And then some fucking douche takes a cheap shot at the Randalls over their looks.That's kinda weak. Hey Darth: Post a pic or shut your fucking mouth....




Uh, me thinks Da Burg is using his own pic.
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#321796 - 04/24/08 09:26 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
tattypatty Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Not to get all Phil Donahue, butcan I just say something quick? I know we love to rip on porn whores;we consume the shit and spend our hard-earned dinero so what the fuck, right? But did you ever notice the only (regular) posters who have the balls to put their own pics as their avatars are Gia , Pretty, and Holly? And then some fucking douche takes a cheap shot at the Randalls over their looks.That's kinda weak. Hey Darth: Post a pic or shut your fucking mouth....




Uh, me thinks Da Burg is using his own pic.




That's really him? He's got kind of a scary alcoholic drifter look to him. Chair or not, I'd think twice about messing with him..
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#321797 - 04/24/08 09:30 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
Da Burglar Offline
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Not to get all Phil Donahue, butcan I just say something quick? I know we love to rip on porn whores;we consume the shit and spend our hard-earned dinero so what the fuck, right? But did you ever notice the only (regular) posters who have the balls to put their own pics as their avatars are Gia , Pretty, and Holly? And then some fucking douche takes a cheap shot at the Randalls over their looks.That's kinda weak. Hey Darth: Post a pic or shut your fucking mouth....




Uh, me thinks Da Burg is using his own pic.




That's really him? He's got kind of a scary alcoholic drifter look to him. Chair or not, I'd think twice about messing with him..




Goddamn right.... web page
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#321798 - 04/24/08 10:04 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Holly, what did you ever do to Powder? Why all the hate towards you?




Haha no idea. But you can't have everyone like you!





Would you even WANT a douche like Darth to like you? And what the fuck did you do to him? Shoot him down?




Maybe her horse turned him down.




My horse is way too good for Darth. And yeah, we look exactly alike.



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#321799 - 04/24/08 10:18 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Good whorse.
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#321800 - 04/24/08 11:01 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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Not to get all Phil Donahue, butcan I just say something quick? I know we love to rip on porn whores;we consume the shit and spend our hard-earned dinero so what the fuck, right? But did you ever notice the only (regular) posters who have the balls to put their own pics as their avatars are Gia , Pretty, and Holly? And then some fucking douche takes a cheap shot at the Randalls over their looks.That's kinda weak. Hey Darth: Post a pic or shut your fucking mouth....




Uh, me thinks Da Burg is using his own pic.




That's really him? He's got kind of a scary alcoholic drifter look to him. Chair or not, I'd think twice about messing with him..




Goddamn right.... web page




Wha? Are you one of the dudes in that band or did a joke go over my head?
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#321801 - 04/24/08 11:41 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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#321802 - 04/25/08 08:14 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
Darth Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Quote:

Not to get all Phil Donahue, butcan I just say something quick? I know we love to rip on porn whores;we consume the shit and spend our hard-earned dinero so what the fuck, right? But did you ever notice the only (regular) posters who have the balls to put their own pics as their avatars are Gia , Pretty, and Holly? And then some fucking douche takes a cheap shot at the Randalls over their looks.That's kinda weak. Hey Darth: Post a pic or shut your fucking mouth....




So says the guy with the Hitler avatar. Fuck off chump.
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#321803 - 04/25/08 08:15 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
Darth Offline
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Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Holly, what did you ever do to Powder? Why all the hate towards you?




Haha no idea. But you can't have everyone like you!





Would you even WANT a douche like Darth to like you? And what the fuck did you do to him? Shoot him down?




Maybe her horse turned him down.




My horse is way too good for Darth. And yeah, we look exactly alike.






So is that you and your dad?
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#321804 - 04/25/08 09:03 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Now it's making sense ... Holly's Dad turned Darth down.

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#321805 - 04/25/08 09:47 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Quote:

Not to get all Phil Donahue, butcan I just say something quick? I know we love to rip on porn whores;we consume the shit and spend our hard-earned dinero so what the fuck, right? But did you ever notice the only (regular) posters who have the balls to put their own pics as their avatars are Gia , Pretty, and Holly? And then some fucking douche takes a cheap shot at the Randalls over their looks.That's kinda weak. Hey Darth: Post a pic or shut your fucking mouth....




So says the guy with the Hitler avatar. Fuck off chump.




Waaaaaaaaaa. Darth doesn't like me. I'm in good company.
"Chump". Hehe. I like that word...
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#321806 - 04/25/08 01:19 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
Darth Offline
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Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Now it's making sense ... Holly's Dad turned Darth down.






It appears many here believe Holly is a horse face.
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#321807 - 04/25/08 01:37 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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It appears many here believe Holly is a horse face.




Nope, only you douchebag. Enough with this alt ID of yours. Which mod are you?

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#321808 - 04/25/08 01:55 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Now it's making sense ... Holly's Dad turned Darth down.






It appears many here believe Holly is a horse face.




Nope. It's Holly's Dad that reminds you of her horse.

Noble bearing. Fine breeding. Aging well. Graying hair. Find you repulsive.

Yes. They have much in common.


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#321809 - 04/25/08 05:19 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
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It appears many here believe Holly is a horse face.




Nope. It's Holly's Dad that reminds you of her horse.

Noble bearing. Fine breeding. Aging well. Graying hair. Find you repulsive.

Yes. They have much in common.







Actually, in her biography, Suze alludes to him being hung like a horse too...

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#321810 - 04/25/08 07:15 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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It appears many here believe Holly is a horse face.




Nope. It's Holly's Dad that reminds you of her horse.

Noble bearing. Fine breeding. Aging well. Graying hair. Find you repulsive.

Yes. They have much in common.







Actually, in her biography, Suze alludes to him being hung like a horse too...




Thus the source of Darth's strong wonton attraction ...

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#321811 - 04/25/08 07:43 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Holly,

A lot of us have noticed that you have a face like a horse. I was wondering if your mom ever practiced... what do they call it again... well I am sure you get the picture. You seem to be a cross between a horse and a human with that fugly noggin of yours.

Has your mom or you "sharked" any young porn ladies lately?

Big D


Holly is absolutely beautiful and I think you are just a jealous CUNT


Edited by wannacorndog (04/25/08 07:45 PM)
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#321812 - 04/25/08 07:55 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
tattypatty Offline
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It appears many here believe Holly is a horse face.




Nope. It's Holly's Dad that reminds you of her horse.

Noble bearing. Fine breeding. Aging well. Graying hair. Find you repulsive.

Yes. They have much in common.







Actually, in her biography, Suze alludes to him being hung like a horse too...




Thus the source of Darth's strong wonton attraction ...






Actually it's wanton attraction, but somebody could start an Asian series called "Wonton Attraction"....
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#321813 - 04/25/08 11:40 PM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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It appears many here believe Holly is a horse face.




Nope. It's Holly's Dad that reminds you of her horse.

Noble bearing. Fine breeding. Aging well. Graying hair. Find you repulsive.

Yes. They have much in common.







Actually, in her biography, Suze alludes to him being hung like a horse too...




Eeeew! See this is why I won't read her book...
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#321814 - 04/26/08 12:10 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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hi holly..don't let these long face fagots give you a hard time.

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#321815 - 04/26/08 02:18 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Actually, in her biography, Suze alludes to him being hung like a horse too...




Eeeew! See this is why I won't read her book...




I'd keep it that way...it would be like finding the literary equivalent of a videotape of your folks getting it on, only kinkier.

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#321816 - 04/26/08 09:24 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Actually, in her biography, Suze alludes to him being hung like a horse too...




Eeeew! See this is why I won't read her book...




I'd keep it that way...it would be like finding the literary equivalent of a videotape of your folks getting it on, only kinkier.




Some things are better left unread and unimagined.
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#321817 - 04/26/08 10:16 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
Da Burglar Offline
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Actually, in her biography, Suze alludes to him being hung like a horse too...




Eeeew! See this is why I won't read her book...




I'd keep it that way...it would be like finding the literary equivalent of a videotape of your folks getting it on, only kinkier.




Some things are better left unread and unimagined.





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#321818 - 04/26/08 10:28 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Actually it's wanton attraction, but somebody could start an Asian series called "Wonton Attraction"....






I surrender, surrender ... but I don't give myself away ...







Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines, you know ...

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#321819 - 04/26/08 10:36 AM Re: Another Horse Question for Holly Randall
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Darth's strong wonton attraction




I'm going to start referring to Darth as "Dumpling."

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