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#319003 - 06/05/08 01:44 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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dude, it's 1:45 am. aren't you supposed to be partying at some bar or something? what a way to spend your l.a. vacay...at the computer.
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#319004 - 06/05/08 02:07 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm Jet-lagged and had a big bottle of red wine. We're reminiscing and looking at old Ottawa pics and posting stuff and hanging with her hilarious gay neighbour.And United lost my fucking luggage and I'm waiting for them to deliver it. They were 'on their way' when we called so we came back. You should come shopping tomorrow. Goodnight, G.....
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#319005 - 06/05/08 02:26 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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ooooh, i'm jetlagged. quit being a pussy and down some coffee to maximize your trip time. you shouldn't have any luggage to lose. less than 1 week's stay should pack it all into a carry-on at maximum allowed size. unless you travel like a chick and have 3x/day outfit changes.

no shopping for baby g for a while and tmrw is my day of solace before working my ass off at erotica-la.
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#319006 - 06/05/08 03:27 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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It was these ones:






I think I've got those same two ties on the left!

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#319007 - 06/05/08 05:27 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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See Alex, those ties don't look like such bargain now.

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#319008 - 06/05/08 03:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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ooooh, i'm jetlagged. quit being a pussy and down some coffee to maximize your trip time. you shouldn't have any luggage to lose. less than 1 week's stay should pack it all into a carry-on at maximum allowed size. unless you travel like a chick and have 3x/day outfit changes.












no shopping for baby g for a while and tmrw is my day of solace before working my ass off at erotica-la.





I just brought one big piece to bring back shit I buy. I had to pack workout gear as well as regular clothes, dammit. Compared to the shit people were trying to stuff in overhead, I did pack light. And anybody who shits out a kid should NOT be allowed on an airplane with said discharge until it is able to understand the phrase 'shut the fuck up'.
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#319009 - 06/05/08 03:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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this is why i've never flown with my kids yet. well that and because all of the peanut dust floating around in the cabin would throw my youngest into anaphylaxis.
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#319010 - 06/05/08 03:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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See Alex, those ties don't look like such bargain now.



Why not? They all totaled $3.00

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#319011 - 06/05/08 04:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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all of the peanut dust floating around in the cabin would throw my youngest into anaphylaxis.




You could sue!
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#319012 - 06/05/08 04:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I just brought one big piece to bring back shit I buy. I had to pack workout gear as well as regular clothes, dammit.




Bringing wkout gear is totally uneccessary for vacation of 1 week or less unless you are super yoked and ADDICTED to wrking out like Christian XXX, which really, only 1% of the population is. As far as needing space for new stuff en route back, I wouldn't have bothered. Real travelers buy a cheap $5 suitcase at Salvation Army on their trip to take the new purchases home. Save space and money like a pro.
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#319013 - 06/05/08 04:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

I just brought one big piece to bring back shit I buy. I had to pack workout gear as well as regular clothes, dammit.




Bringing wkout gear is totally uneccessary for vacation of 1 week or less unless you are super yoked and ADDICTED to wrking out like Christian XXX, which really, only 1% of the population is. As far as needing space for new stuff en route back, I wouldn't have bothered. Real travelers buy a cheap $5 suitcase at Salvation Army on their trip to take the new purchases home. Save space and money like a pro.




If I think I'm going to be shopping, I sctually carry an Amelia Earhart soft duffle bag that can fit in the overhead to use just in case.

It weighs very little and fits flat right in the front zipper pouch of my favorite bag.
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#319014 - 06/05/08 04:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Uniden TRU9485-2 5.8 GHz for $49.99 on eBay:



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#319015 - 06/05/08 05:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A genuinely ugly piece of household technology.
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#319016 - 06/05/08 05:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A genuinely ugly piece of household technology.




omfg! i agree with care less! stop the world.
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#319017 - 06/05/08 05:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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re:Tatty..
none of this ever happened.
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#319018 - 06/05/08 05:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A genuinely ugly piece of household technology.



It looks better than the most phones.

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#319019 - 06/05/08 05:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bringing wkout gear is totally uneccessary for vacation of 1 week or less unless you are super yoked and ADDICTED to wrking out like Christian XXX, which really, only 1% of the population is. As far as needing space for new stuff en route back, I wouldn't have bothered. Real travelers buy a cheap $5 suitcase at Salvation Army on their trip to take the new purchases home. Save space and money like a pro.





I'm in the middle of a 16 week program and I HATE IT when shit gets derailed. Plus not working out for a week sends me to a dark place. You must know this....
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#319020 - 06/05/08 05:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Surely nothing several million deaths could not fix.
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#319021 - 06/05/08 06:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

A genuinely ugly piece of household technology.




omfg! i agree with care less! stop the world.





And musically there seems to be some minor overlapping.

It is all so over now.
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#319022 - 06/05/08 07:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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And musically there seems to be some minor overlapping.

It is all so over now.




Tell me you have perfect teeth and hate magnets on refrigerators and I'm flying you out to meet my parents.
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#319023 - 06/05/08 07:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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gia jordan posted here, and quickly it was gone.

Her humour is too dry here. No shared living for me.

Anorexic or bulimic? Wild guesses?
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#319024 - 06/05/08 07:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Another post by gia jordan just disappeared.

Judging from the content I suspect inebriation.
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#319025 - 06/05/08 07:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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WTF? There were no other posts. Lay off the shrooms stewie.

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#319026 - 06/05/08 07:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Nah, I posted, have2. No food due to erotica-la anxiety + coffee = oversharing and burglaresque rants.
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#319027 - 06/05/08 07:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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There are not now, as they were deleted.

Get over it.
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#319028 - 06/06/08 07:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Clorox, Huggies Baby wipes (for my doggies feet and asses if they're dirty, they sleep in my bed sometimes), new Mentos gum, Soleil Razor Blades, Biosilk, New Madden FlipFlops, pedicure, eyebrows waxed, that's about it today.

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#319029 - 06/06/08 11:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Black converse Chucks, two pairs of Dickies chinos and a bunch of Dickies socks, 3 pairs of Ralph Lauren Drawers (super-cheap!), three fitted tees from Banana Republic, and Nikon Coolpix camera......
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#319030 - 06/07/08 04:38 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Black converse Chucks, two pairs of Dickies chinos and a bunch of Dickies socks, 3 pairs of Ralph Lauren Drawers (super-cheap!), three fitted tees from Banana Republic, and Nikon Coolpix camera......




Congrats. You just bought the same carbon copy chain/office park/mall clothes you could've bought back home.
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#319031 - 06/07/08 06:16 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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i just went to the brand-new super walmart for the first time yesterday. bought a double slip-and-slide and SPF 70 sunscreen. i know walmart is supposed to be the root of all evil and shit, but that place was fucking awesome. if it's wrong, i don't want to be right.

also went to barnes and noble for kids' books. they have a hardy boys' title called "feeding frenzy", lol.
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#319032 - 06/07/08 08:30 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^^^Let me guess: Fat Chet gets rejected by Nancy Drew and goes nuts, right?

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#319033 - 06/07/08 06:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Black converse Chucks, two pairs of Dickies chinos and a bunch of Dickies socks, 3 pairs of Ralph Lauren Drawers (super-cheap!), three fitted tees from Banana Republic, and Nikon Coolpix camera......




Congrats. You just bought the same carbon copy chain/office park/mall clothes you could've bought back home.




I got shit I need (and like) at less than half of what I would have paid at home. Why pay a crazy amount in Ottawa when it's so cheap here?I just got a second pair of Chucks on Santee alley today. 25 bucks here; 60 dollars back home...


Edited by tattypatty (06/07/08 06:59 PM)
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#319034 - 06/08/08 06:43 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

all of the peanut dust floating around in the cabin would throw my youngest into anaphylaxis.




You could sue!




I think a few airlines have stopped serving peanuts -- as a costcutting move. Pretzels are next. Only Dubya should feel threatened by the ingestion of pretzels.
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#319035 - 06/08/08 06:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A pair of tiny Converse for my friend's nephew and a real nice framed photo of Frida Kahlo for the roommate of the girl I'm staying with. She paints as well and she's been cool about me staying here.
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#319036 - 06/08/08 06:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A pair of tiny Converse for my friend's nephew and a real nice framed photo of Frida Kahlo for the roommate of the girl I'm staying with. She paints as well and she's been cool about me staying here.



I'd rather buy some photo of porno slut than get a painting of some fugly unabrow painter.



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#319037 - 06/08/08 08:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Ummmm, yeah I don't think that would be an appropriate gift. Do you have that hanging in your living room, Panzer?
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#319038 - 06/08/08 08:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Do you have that hanging in your living room, Panzer?




Are you kidding? His Mom would kill him.

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#319039 - 06/08/08 08:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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tyson mcadoo prints for my dressing room

http://www.tysonmcadoo.com/

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#319040 - 06/08/08 09:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Ummmm, yeah I don't think that would be an appropriate gift. Do you have that hanging in your living room, Panzer?



Nah. But I am thinking about buying a studio apartment.

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#319041 - 06/14/08 07:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Western Digital Passport 320GB USB hard drive for $90.00 + $10.00 for shipping on eBay

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#319042 - 06/14/08 07:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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grape licorice. wait, i thought this was the nigga items thread, my bad
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#319043 - 06/15/08 02:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Queen size therma pedic mattress, boxspring, 2 pillows and mattress covers, cant wait for it to arrive.
P.S. It was a gift so I actually didnt buy it myself.

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#319044 - 06/15/08 04:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Ladies, you too can get men to buy you things by selling yourself on Craig's List.
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#319045 - 06/15/08 05:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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i just bought a "ped egg"
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#319046 - 06/17/08 01:34 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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i just bought a "ped egg"


Does it work?, it does look quite interesting, still wont take the place of my weekly pedis.

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#319047 - 06/17/08 05:23 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I bought some petrol

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#319048 - 06/17/08 06:17 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

i just bought a "ped egg"


Does it work?, it does look quite interesting, still wont take the place of my weekly pedis.


yes!! i'm surprised at how well it works. i don't get pedicures because i can't stand the thought of someone touching my feet, ew.
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#319049 - 06/17/08 07:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Im gonna get it Gi, thanks.... I love my feet rubbed by anyone

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#319050 - 06/17/08 09:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Im gonna get it Gi, thanks.... I love my feet rubbed by anyone



I will rub your feet

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#319051 - 06/18/08 06:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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went to pick strawberries yesterday... $12 for eight quarts. yums.
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#319052 - 06/18/08 12:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Clear coat of nail polish called Yellow Out. My nail tips look so white, it's like a French manicure replacement. I'm a frugal ass ho these days.
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