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That is some amazing coupon-clipping.

Those noodles are marked at $1.99 -- eight of those are $15.92 at the marked price.

The anti-perspirants are marked at $3.49 (I can't see clearly, but please God, they can't be $5.49, can they?), total of $27.92 for eight.

Three cans of refried beans at $1.49 each, total of $4.47.

And an air-freshener (seeing how you eat, the air-freshener, anti-perspirants, soaps, and perfumes you buy must be urgently necessary) of unspecified price.

Even if the clerk threw in the air-freshener free as a gesture of pity, the retail cost should have been about $50, while you paid about $35.

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The anti-perspirants are sold at retail for $5.49 but they had them on special for $3.97 each, plus if you buy $30.00 or more of them then you get an instant coupon for $10.00 OFF your next purchase. There was also a $4.00 Beauty Rewards coupon that I had (watch 20 videos and get a $4.00 coupon). I bought 9 of them so the receipt totaled to $34.90. I put the anti-perspirants in the bag and then went to get Refried Beans ($1.49 regular) and Pasta Sides ($1.99 regular) that were sold on a special that was "10 for $10.00 plus $2.00 OFF instant coupon toward you next purchase". So I grabbed 7 pasta sides, 3 refried beans and then I noticed the air freshener for $0.99, so I grabbed one. At the cash register I gave my $10.00 instant coupon and the purchase totaled to $2.00. And there was $2.00 coupon towards the next purchase printed on the receipt.

This is the special shelf where I keep all the toiletries that I get on sales and specials: