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#560802 - 07/23/12 04:07 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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we have a Lees in our town and it is pretty good chicken. They have a good pot pie in the wintertime too.
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#561873 - 08/01/12 05:37 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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new pair of Wahl clippers
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#561882 - 08/01/12 06:56 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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#561911 - 08/01/12 08:09 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I bought a rubber blow up doll and fucked it. Was it impressed with your shoes?
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#561914 - 08/01/12 08:11 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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A bag of weed A bag of weed Everything's better with A bag of weed.
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#561920 - 08/01/12 08:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
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I bought a rubber blow up doll and fucked it. Was it impressed with your shoes? She was so impressed with them she licked the soles after she squirt on my face.
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#561926 - 08/01/12 08:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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#561928 - 08/01/12 08:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/12/12
Posts: 1329
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squirt. not piss. two different things. Haven't you ever pounded a dirty whore and she gets so hot she gushes all over your dick? She's not micturating.
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#561930 - 08/01/12 09:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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A bag of weed A bag of weed Everything's better with A bag of weed. What does an ounce go for where you are? Is it the dry time? This time of year always results in a huge shortage and prices skyrocketing.
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#561932 - 08/01/12 10:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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A bag of weed A bag of weed Everything's better with A bag of weed. Someone left a bag, and I have no pipe. So, I bought an (organic) apple and I'm gonna try to fashion an all-natural makeshift pipe.
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#561935 - 08/01/12 10:47 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I've done that and it's easy to do. But I thought I heard somewhere that burning aluminum gives you Alzheimer's. That's why I thought I'd try an apple. Honesty, I shoulda just gone to the local tobacco shop and bought a glass "tobacco pipe."
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#561944 - 08/02/12 01:23 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Apples fucking rule as a pipe. Golden delicious. Look on etsy.com for a glass pipe. It's a crafter's site. I just bought one from a guy somewhere back east. It was an "apprentice's" piece. Very nice, heavy, good piece. Less than $16 shipped to me. And there's tons of them on the site.
$250- 270. For being a titan in the smokeware industry, not to mention how much gets gone through here, we're pretty much on the bottom of the retail pile. The Bongos don't exactly rape us, and the sack is always right on weight. But we pay retail.
The Pot Snobs are north of us 150 miles and there are a lot of growers around them. Medicinal gardens. So we can get an .oz for $180- 200. Inconsistent quality, tho. From dry and rough to beautiful, sticky, stinky, gooey, crystally that will knock you on your ass. So, we score when we go there, but it's not our main source. Need to make a trip there soon. Last time we were there we met a guy who runs a head shop out of his house...under the table, as it were. He really likes my stuff and I'm seriously in need of an ego boost.
We never really have dry times. There's year round growing within 200 miles in every direction. Mexicans, Canadians, Mormons. Everybody's growing.
I'm gonna have a second bowl.
Of course all of the above is not true and just the product of my imagination.
Hi, cum face.
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#561947 - 08/02/12 04:42 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Sex Slave Trader
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#561954 - 08/02/12 07:33 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I've done that and it's easy to do. But I thought I heard somewhere that burning aluminum gives you Alzheimer's. That's why I thought I'd try an apple. Honesty, I shoulda just gone to the local tobacco shop and bought a glass "tobacco pipe." Bravo, well done.
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#561977 - 08/02/12 12:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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You could work up a bladder/ hose system if that's what you need.
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#561999 - 08/02/12 04:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
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Put an enema bottle on the abdomen, w/ the end of the hose near the snatch, and just give her a punch when you want her to squirt. Talk to Dr. Boris, he'll be able to set you up.
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#562008 - 08/02/12 06:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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"And the colored girls say: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo do doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo..." [saxaphone riff]
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#562011 - 08/02/12 06:37 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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You pinch outta Barry's bag, or you buy a sax?
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#562012 - 08/02/12 07:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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No man. Panzer posting abt buying a purse made me think abt Lou Reeds "Take A Walk On The Wildside"
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#562018 - 08/02/12 08:29 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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He gonna resell it on ebay. How's your seller rating Boris?
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#562021 - 08/02/12 08:56 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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He has a very good rating of 2,996. In the last 12 months he has 1,501 positives and 1 negative. That negative is from a buyer who claims Alex sent him the wrong scented oil.
The buyer claimed in the eBay message that he accidentally bought the wrong one and wanted me to replace it, but I told him no.
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#562029 - 08/02/12 09:51 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Apples fucking rule as a pipe. Worked great. If you're careful with the carving knife, you don't even need a screen. And then here's what not to have for lunch: Sweet & Spicy Chili Doritos, topped with slices of Swiss cheese and dipped into potato salad. Unfortunately, there wasn't any bacon in the fridge.
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#562046 - 08/03/12 02:21 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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I think I saw that bag on Dr. Kildare Show, no?
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#562051 - 08/03/12 06:16 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Fortunately you don't need medical chemistry to achieve your bus driver dream. Hell you might even need a psychological evaluation.
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#562106 - 08/03/12 10:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jigaloo]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Did you buy a few so you can use them then sell them? I bought one to use on your mom.
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#562109 - 08/03/12 11:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 10/19/06
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The used ones are like $100 what flavor did you get?.
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#562110 - 08/03/12 11:36 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#562114 - 08/04/12 03:10 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Vice Admiral]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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You are correct, FireWire can support true bidirectional communication between devices while USB, which is cheaper to make, Only supports data transfer in a single direction at one time.
How about a Gigabit Power over Ethernet (POE) anus warmer. You can get 48V up to 350mA for a power of 16.8W. With USB 2.0 you are limited to 5V @ 500ma for a power of 2.5W. With Gigabit POE you get a much higher bidirectional speed and you get a longer cable run.
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#562124 - 08/04/12 08:15 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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i can't wait for a jury to see all that stuff.
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