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#319403 - 08/19/08 01:16 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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1- 12 pack of Vault
1- 12 pack diet sprite
2- 12 packs of Diet Coke
1- 24 pack of arrowhead
1- 6 pack of smart water



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#319404 - 08/19/08 01:33 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Arrowhead! Go kill some palefaces, my red brother........
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#319405 - 08/19/08 05:32 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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1- 12 pack of Vault
1- 12 pack diet sprite
2- 12 packs of Diet Coke
1- 24 pack of arrowhead
1- 6 pack of smart water







Brewing a new enema mix?

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#319406 - 08/19/08 08:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...

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#319407 - 08/19/08 08:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Posts: 4726
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Quote:

Quote:

Panzer what is a CRV?




I was thinking about this too, but I think it is a bottle deposit of some sort.


I fucked up that wasnt your post it was Monstar's, why would I be asking you? Nevermind

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#319408 - 08/19/08 08:57 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
another etro shirt to make me scramble for a tie that doesn't scream"clown"
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#319409 - 08/19/08 12:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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etro is the shit. I like the cut of their shirts.
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#319410 - 08/19/08 12:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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#319411 - 08/19/08 01:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
$15 pair of sunglasses from J.C. Penney's. I refuse to pay more than $20 for something that I have at least a 50/50 chance of sitting on or leaving on top of my car within the first 60 days after purchase.
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#319412 - 08/19/08 01:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

$15 pair of sunglasses from J.C. Penney's. I refuse to pay more than $20 for something that I have at least a 50/50 chance of sitting on or leaving on top of my car within the first 60 days after purchase.




I used to think that way about sunglasses, too. But if you spend more for them you'll take better care of them. And good quality polarized lenses are head and shoulders over cheapies. Borrow a pair of Costa Del Mar, Maui Jim's, or another similar quality sportsmans glasses for a few hours and you'll see a big difference.

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#319413 - 08/19/08 01:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
South Park: Complete Eleventh Season and a 3 Stooges box set.
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#319414 - 08/19/08 03:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
1L tropicana essentials multivitamin for a healthy body!

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#319415 - 08/19/08 05:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Loc: fortified
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#319416 - 08/19/08 05:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
1 gen ad. ticket to see Gwar in oct. $20.00

2 main floor tickets to see Sarah Brightman in Nov. $300

The look on the face of the cashier when i went to go pick up the tickets... priceless.
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#319417 - 08/19/08 07:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

1 gen ad. ticket to see Gwar in oct. $20.00

2 main floor tickets to see Sarah Brightman in Nov. $300

The look on the face of the cashier when i went to go pick up the tickets... priceless.




I don't get it. What's so shocking? :huh??:
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#319418 - 08/19/08 08:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
1 BK cheeseburger with zesty sauce with employee's discount.

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#319419 - 08/19/08 08:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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For my 11 yr old.



Fucking awesome skates! I knew you wasn't all bad!
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#319420 - 08/19/08 09:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
The Essential Heart - double CD

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#319421 - 08/19/08 09:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
1 carton of eggs. I'm having 3 scrambled eggs for dinner since my friend has now decided he no longer wants to go out to dinner because he's tired and worked all day.
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#319422 - 08/19/08 09:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611

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#319423 - 08/19/08 11:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

1 gen ad. ticket to see Gwar in oct. $20.00

2 main floor tickets to see Sarah Brightman in Nov. $300

The look on the face of the cashier when i went to go pick up the tickets... priceless.




I don't get it. What's so shocking? :huh??:




to you and i... nothing.

but this kid manning the register when i picked em up... he was like "Wow, thats the strangest combination of tickets i've ever sold"

Like enjoying getting splattered with karo syrup while listening to bad death metal and opera(tic) singers are mutually exclusive tastes. Fuckin kids....

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#319424 - 08/19/08 11:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
You're into Sarah Brightman? You don't seem the type Rob.

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#319425 - 08/19/08 11:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

You're into Sarah Brightman? You don't seem the type Rob.




bitch, you know nothing about me, thus proving how wrong your assumptions are.

Yes, i absolutely love sarah brightman, i own all of her CD's and her recent live in vienna concert is comfortably perma-saved on my DVR and watched quite often. I also have a large collection of Placido Domingo, Pavarotti, Andrea Bocelli etc. I also love the theater, including opera. I also love classical music, with a special love of Baroque. I also play the violin... and i also listen to punk, industrial, techno, old rock and roll, southern rock, and some metal. Oh, and Celtic/Norse folk music. Oh, and some old country (Hank, Cash, Charlie Daniels).

Assuming that people are a "type" is always a big mistake.
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#319426 - 08/20/08 12:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
I love her too. Love her more knowing she started off singing disco. I have her songs sometimes playing on my Myspace. Did you watch her sing at the opening ceremony of the Olympics?

And from the little bit about you I have come to know, no you are not the "type".





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#319427 - 08/20/08 12:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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I love her too. Love her more knowing she started off singing disco. I have her songs sometimes playing on my Myspace. Did you watch her sing at the opening ceremony of the Olympics?

And from the little bit about you I have come to know, no you are not the "type".









actually, yes i did watch her at the opening ceremonies and she was amazing and gorgeous as always.

The little you know of me is the little i show on here. Which is just one aspect of my personality magnified.

Trivia fact: I love My Fair Lady... so much i will drop everything to watch the movie, or go see a production of it. It is the best modern adaptation of the tale of Pygmalion in my opinion. The movie though is partially because my obsession with Audrey Hepburn who I find to be the pinnacle of feminine perfection. Also the role of Henry Higgins is one of two stage roles that have eluded me over the years...
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#319428 - 08/20/08 12:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Smell of Anus Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
get a room you two.

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#319429 - 08/20/08 12:22 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

get a room you two.




only if i can tarp the floor.... and go all Patrick Bateman on her.

I hate her for leading me onto a thread derailment while i am intoxicated. I have been post-raped.
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#319430 - 08/20/08 12:30 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

The movie though is partially because my obsession with Audrey Hepburn who I find to be the pinnacle of feminine perfection.



I've been obsessed with anything John Holmes for years.

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#319431 - 08/20/08 12:33 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Patrick Bateman



Can I go all Annie Wilkes on you?

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#319432 - 08/20/08 12:38 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

Patrick Bateman



Can I go all Annie Wilkes on you?




I knew you wanted me.
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#319433 - 08/20/08 01:24 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
I want you as much as I want hemroids.





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#319434 - 08/20/08 01:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
So, you've already been with Longshot, I take it? Look, you two need to take this shit and your love for shitty goth alterna-dentist office sarah brightman shite to a pm/email. go cry into your velvet cloaks near some irish moss.
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#319435 - 08/20/08 01:55 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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You're into Sarah Brightman? You don't seem the type Rob.




bitch, you know nothing about me, thus proving how wrong your assumptions are.

Yes, i absolutely love sarah brightman, i own all of her CD's and her recent live in vienna concert is comfortably perma-saved on my DVR and watched quite often. I also have a large collection of Placido Domingo, Pavarotti, Andrea Bocelli etc. I also love the theater, including opera. I also love classical music, with a special love of Baroque. I also play the violin... and i also listen to punk, industrial, techno, old rock and roll, southern rock, and some metal. Oh, and Celtic/Norse folk music. Oh, and some old country (Hank, Cash, Charlie Daniels).

Assuming that people are a "type" is always a big mistake.




Ugh! Just remember Sarah Brightman used to fuck Andrew Lloyd Webber. Ugh!




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#319436 - 08/20/08 02:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
hey... it got her the lead in his productions didn't it?

showbidness is tough.
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#319437 - 08/21/08 09:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
I bought this book today the Soviet BRDM-1 manual. Very rare book for $44.95



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#319438 - 08/21/08 09:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Another Russian book on how to drive tanks for $16.00 shipped:



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#319439 - 08/21/08 09:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Another Russian book, the Sargeant's Textbook on Artillery and Rocket Artillery for the Land Force, $20.00 shipped:



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#319440 - 08/21/08 09:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
This book costs me over $76.00 with shipping! Very rare book, a complete manual for the tank T-54M, it is 808 pages and has a lot of very useful and detailed info and illustrations:



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#319441 - 08/21/08 09:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

has a lot of very useful and detailed info and illustrations




Useful? Just where in Brooklyn are you planning on driving a tank?

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#319442 - 08/21/08 10:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

has a lot of very useful and detailed info and illustrations




Useful? Just where in Brooklyn are you planning on driving a tank?



It tells you what buttons to press and when



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#319443 - 08/21/08 10:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Anonymous
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Quote:


It tells you what buttons to press and when




That's very nice. Are you saying you managed to get your hands on one? Did you build one in your parents' garage? And what kind of mileage can you get out of it on the BQE during rush hour?

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#319444 - 08/21/08 10:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:


It tells you what buttons to press and when




That's very nice. Are you saying you managed to get your hands on one? Did you build one in your parents' garage? And what kind of mileage can you get out of it on the BQE during rush hour?



I just need it for reference.



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#319445 - 08/21/08 10:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Anonymous
Unregistered


OK. Just to let you know, there's a Police guard around the Georgian consulate.

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#319446 - 08/21/08 11:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Mustard gold corduroy slacks at J Crew.
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#319447 - 08/22/08 01:53 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
post pix.
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#319448 - 08/22/08 02:19 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#319449 - 08/22/08 03:50 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

j crew slacks i bought


very nice

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#319450 - 08/22/08 05:48 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Great finds, Alex. Where do you find this stuff?
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#319451 - 08/22/08 06:00 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Great finds, Alex. Where do you find this stuff?



On eBay.

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#319452 - 08/22/08 06:59 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Alex is starting to remind me of a henchman or lead villain in a Bond movie, if the movie was written and directed by Tarentino.
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