A box of fucking cheez-its. Because I'm fucking fat and hungry.

I have plenty, thanks. Stocked up before the storm.

My tattoo guy is doing a food drive for his church, so I picked up a bunch of travel sized toiletries.

New liquor store opened up several months ago on Coney Island Ave., biggest one there, so I decided to stop by, take a look, and buy something cheap, so I got these 2 bottles below. Some Russian guy was hauled away by the cops before I entered the place: he tried to rob the place with a knife but 3 security guards jumped him and tied him up with a belt.



for $8.99



for $6.99

I'm trying to visualize what a drunken Panzer post would look/read like. Despite my rather active imagination, larger than average vocabulary and sense of creativity I am failing miserably.

Dove dry shampoo. $3

You'll still get stinky if you don't shower. Men are supposedly more smelly, but a woman who is smelly is 10000X's worse.

Showering is daily. I just dont want the tape over my incisions to come off too early from a longer shower caused by hair washing.

When I've had stitches or something else that couldn't or shouldn't get wet, I put a garbage bag over that area of the body. Then after the shower I used a wash cloth to gently clean closer to the area.

They sell shower patches at the pharmacy. They're probably called something else though. The original glucose sensor I used to wear couldn't get wet so I had to buy them or else try to shower sideways. Then again, with this group, maybe garbage bags are more appropriate.

Just do like I did when I was out of power, a hooker bath. Baby wipe yer junk, ass, armpits and face. Pro tip: Use a fresh baby wipe for your face, or if you are all Panzer about it, start with your face, then work down and around and you might get away with one wipe.

That's like a Mexican shower but with baby wipes. A Mexican baby shower. That phrase might confuse Mexicans though, but they have so many kids that I don't think they even bother throwing baby showers. It'd get too fucking expensive.

No purchase- just a donation to the Red Cross to help out the storm victims.

Bought my dad a couple pair of jeans. Little gristly fucker is getting fat sitting on his crippled up ass and eating fudge bars. lol God love his heart !

Boots for $69.28 and 4 pairs of socks for $20.78:

wtf... with regards to the boots, you actually bought some shit that I kind of like. I think I even posted some boots a while back that were similar (but clearly better) than these boots. The sock pic is still pretty gay though, enema-fag.

Why is it gay? Its and average sock.

$5.19 per pair of socks? What have you done with Alex?

I rather pay couple of dollars extra for not having the cheese smell and grime between my toes.

$19.47 for 3 years of domain name. [SantaVoice] A 57% savings, with a special coupon. [SantaVoice/]

$20 silicone scar sheets
$3 chicken soup at whole foods Newport Beach
$2 bag of kale. Whole foods

OoooooOooOoooohhHHhhhHhhhhh...

a set of these for the A4...winter is coming.



$721

iPad screen protector. Orig $15. Marked to $10 but I had a $20% off coupon at loehman's. $8!

2 Soviet hot water bottles and 1 Ukrainian enema for $40 at http://molotok.ru/ (Russian eBay).

Bottle capper device and 144 bottle caps, all for $24.98 delivered at Amazon.

And what are you going to do with that? Are you brewing or something?

Read the shout box, Jimbo.

^^ I know I'm going to regret this, but. . .

Yep! I regret it. Thanks, Chuck.

Some hot water and a bar of soap will take care of that. Apply daily.

^Lowered Expectations.

I'm waiting for a city department to shoot him right down.

Some dishes with Chrstmas trees on them. $5. Goodwill.

Not a purchase, but a money-saving realization. When your razor is brand new it works awesome. Like my face feels smooth as silk. Then when you keep using that razor for a bit, it starts working less and less well. BUT, if you take out that glidy comfort strip thingy, it'll work like a brand new razor again.

^^^good tip! Though I rarely have to shave due to laser hair removal. Makes my showers way shorter as well.

Feria Loreal hair color $8. CVS then 20% off with coupon
$60 haircut and blowout at Stagg Hair Palour. Then $5 off with foursquare check-in.

Gallon of water. $0.25 re-fill at Trader Joe.

Are you covering gray with your hair dye?

I don't have grey. But I enjoy wearing grey when people tell me to wear color.

How do you not have any grey, Gia? You and I are nearly the same age, and my hair is at least 15% grey. Must be clean livin', I guess.

I'm probably 5-8 yrs older than both of y'all, and I'm 85% grey. I think it's genetic.

She had her cunt and asshole hair lasered, so no one would ever be able to tell when she goes gray.

Lasering off the asshole hair is a huge mistake. The Admiral loves a gal with a little fuzz on the ol' bunghole. Never yet seen what happens when the pubes go grey, but it appears to be on the horizon for me now.

I seen a couple gray pubes on me. I just started hitting my junk with the beard trimmer again. I'll usually leave an eyebrow or Hitler stash, so I got something to dab Old Spice on if I'm hoping a broad may be in the vicinity at some point in the evening. Hair holds scent, so I try to use that to my advantage.

So, you want your junk to smell like a New England fisherman?

I bought JB a new card board box to live in. It was actually free.

Grey hair clearly comes with aging which varies from person to person. Also with aging comes deficiencies due to the inability to assimilate nutrients as great as you once were able to do; due to so many factors throughout the aging process over the years. Grey hair is also genetic and in many cases a deficiency in B-6, especially those who are considerably younger.

2 slices of meatballs and peppers pizza at $2 each and 1 hot dog for $1

Used Soviet-era enema for $25.00, the seller wanted extra $16.00 for the shipping but I told him "Davai za $25 s peresylkoi, a?" and he agreed.

I worry that was a family heirloom used throughout the generations.

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