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#321512 - 11/28/10 09:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
$20 electric guitar tuner
$4 cake batter ice cream
$10 firewood
$15 christmas wreath
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#321513 - 11/29/10 03:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
charin Offline
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Loc: Dayton
You should wait and buy firewood at the campground, less chance of transporting the emerald ash borer.
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#321514 - 11/29/10 04:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Is that some drifter you now regret giving a ride in your RV?

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#321517 - 11/29/10 09:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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My beautiful baby- my 6 string Ibanez bass!!!!!!!





Why hasn't anyone asked for Gia to pose neked with her ax yet?

White Snake video style...

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#321518 - 11/30/10 09:19 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
I bought an app for my iPhone called FatBooth. So, for all the people who keep telling Gia she's lost too much weight and needs to eat more:



It's a lot of fun to play with.



I had to do at least one dirty one.



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#321519 - 11/30/10 10:07 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Just to be fair, I fat'ed my avatar; even though it isn't me.



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#321520 - 11/30/10 02:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International


Awesome!
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#321521 - 11/30/10 03:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Awesome!




If the subject isn't looking straight at the camera, it gives them a funny, rat nose too.



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#321522 - 11/30/10 07:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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4 slices of pizza for $4.00

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#321523 - 11/30/10 07:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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4 slices of pizza for $4.00




Don't makes me fattenate you, bitch! You pic would be easy to find.
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#321524 - 11/30/10 11:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 11/27/07
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It's not really a threat for Tranzer. I mean, look at what he eats. He fattenates himself in real life everyday.
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#321525 - 12/01/10 12:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321526 - 12/01/10 09:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Posts: 9221
Retron-3 video game system for $54.00



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#321527 - 12/02/10 07:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Ultimate Collector Editions of On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Tomorrow Never Dies.
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#321528 - 12/02/10 04:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 05/22/08
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pay attention.
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#321529 - 12/02/10 04:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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This book. There is an old picture of me and the artist in it from a punk rock show...

Monster Revolt
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#321530 - 12/02/10 05:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Won the 260-in-1 NES cartidge for $67.00



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#321531 - 12/02/10 06:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
Carhartt jacket. $70ish at Tractor Supply Company.
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#321532 - 12/02/10 10:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
my holy grail right now is finding either a restored land cruiser fj40 or essentially unmolested 80-series.

the north face isn't exactly made to the fit and finish arcteryx, cloudveil, patagonia, etc. are.

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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#321533 - 12/03/10 01:38 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Black tank top with the sides ripped out. $30
Multi Phillips screw driver set 99cents
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#321534 - 12/03/10 09:57 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Le Creuset Baker in Cherry..Sur La Table...Dope



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#321535 - 12/04/10 01:00 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
^^^I am jealous.
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#321536 - 12/05/10 05:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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5 pairs of glasses for $39.70 delivered.

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#321537 - 12/06/10 09:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
what are you gonna do with all those glasses you jew?
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#321538 - 12/06/10 09:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

what are you gonna do with all those glasses you jew?



I will wear them. I will match them to 58 of my cufflink shirts, 317 pairs of cufflinks, 28 tie clips and to 53 cologne fragrances.

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#321539 - 12/06/10 10:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Kingfish Online
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Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1133
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Panzer is a multi-episode arc of Hoarders in the making.
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#321540 - 12/06/10 10:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Being on Intervention is more dignified than being on Hoarders.
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#321541 - 12/08/10 08:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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10 sixteen-gauge stainless steel shelves - $663.38 shipped
1 "one dollar" pizza slice - $1.00
1 Tropical Fantasy black cherry soda - $0.56
1 bag of sour gummy worms - $1.09
1 Three Musketeers candy bar - $0.49

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#321542 - 12/09/10 06:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Map of Sam Houston National Forest
DeLorme Map of Texas
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#321543 - 12/09/10 06:43 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Gave my friend $5 to search the internet for the bass tabs for 'Violet' by Hole because I was too lazy to look for it. One of my most lifetime favorite songs ever.
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#321544 - 12/09/10 06:47 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
^^^ Couldn't you have just downloaded it on iTunes for 99 cents?

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#321545 - 12/09/10 06:58 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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^^^just edited my post. left out that i was looking for the bass tabs, so i can learn it.
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#321546 - 12/09/10 07:10 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
[panzer] I would have paid an illegal Somali with one blind eye only fifty cents to search for me, you were ripped off. [/panzer]

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#321547 - 12/10/10 03:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Dog X-rays. We hiked yesterday, and last night he started limping. Poor old guy has an arthritic knee.



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#321548 - 12/18/10 05:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
speaking of, got one of these for secret santa.


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#321549 - 12/18/10 05:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Anonymous
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Quote:

Poor old guy has an arthritic knee.




Well, they say people and their victims, err, umm, pets begin to resemble each other...

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#321550 - 12/18/10 06:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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speaking of, got one of these for secret santa.







Ha I got one of those last year........



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Edited by tattypatty (12/18/10 06:56 PM)
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#321551 - 12/18/10 07:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

^^^just edited my post. left out that i was looking for the bass tabs, so i can learn it.




Don't use just tabs. I know that sounds dumb but if you don't learn to read actual sheet music you'll come to regret it.

Tabs are a crutch.
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#321552 - 12/19/10 01:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

speaking of, got one of these for secret santa.






pretty decent present anywhere but ny today.
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#321553 - 12/19/10 05:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Not as bad as this one though.


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Edited by backdoorman (12/19/10 05:33 PM)
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#321554 - 12/22/10 06:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
charin Offline
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Loc: Dayton
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Fuck 'em all but nine.

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#321555 - 12/22/10 06:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Tons of presents for my fam.
And for meself a coupla snappy dress shirts for work.
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#321556 - 12/23/10 10:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Another 6 pairs of glasses for $39.61 delivered. I figured that since the glasses are so cheap, I might as well stock up for the next 30 or so years in advance.

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#321557 - 12/23/10 11:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Anonymous
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Quote:

Another 6 pairs of glasses for $39.61 delivered. I figured that since the glasses are so cheap, I might as well stock up for the next 30 or so years in advance.





You don't think your eyesight is going to get worse jerking off to all that pirated tranny porn? Or did you get them in different strengths?

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#321558 - 12/23/10 12:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Another 6 pairs of glasses for $39.61 delivered. I figured that since the glasses are so cheap, I might as well stock up for the next 30 or so years in advance.





You don't think your eyesight is going to get worse jerking off to all that pirated tranny porn? Or did you get them in different strengths?



It has not changed in the past 7 years.

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#321559 - 12/23/10 03:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Admission of emission by omission !
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#321560 - 12/23/10 07:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#321561 - 12/25/10 09:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
8 bottles of Ajax orange 16oz for $7.66

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#321562 - 12/26/10 09:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
A real nice Nixon watch with a big leather strap for under a hun, as sweet RVCA tee, and a super dark levis jean jacket . woo boxing day...
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#321563 - 12/27/10 06:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just bought a loaf of pre-cut Arnold Country Buttermilk bread (24-oz) for only $2.50. It is very snowed-in in Brooklyn and most of the stores are closed. Only a couple of supermarkets are open and 80% or so of bread is gone from the shelves. I felt very Panzerlicious and took the bread instantly off the shelf and headed off to the cashier. The bread scanned at $4.29 but I quickly pointed out the $2.50 price reduction sticker and the price was adjusted. Then I headed home with a dirty jew smirk on my face because I got a great deal.

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