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#318953 - 05/26/08 01:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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A ticket to Los Angeles.
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#318954 - 05/27/08 06:07 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
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Four rail system for my M4.
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#318960 - 05/29/08 11:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#318962 - 05/29/08 11:43 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#318965 - 05/29/08 01:10 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i so should have taken a picture twenty minutes ago... i was in the middle of making the vanilla creme filling for tonight's dessert (chocolate sheet cake split down the middle and loaded with creme filling; i guess it's like a ho ho but not rolled up) and my cheap ass ten year-old hand mixer finally bit it. one of the mixer attachments actually broke in two, spraying vanilla creme all over my kitchen and me. i looked like i just shot a bukkake. now i finally can justify buying a standing mixer, fucking hallelujah. 
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#318967 - 05/30/08 07:27 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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$25.30 for 22 gallons of gas  . my grocery store chain has a pretty cool fuel-savings incentive program, and i had $2.80 off per gallon. i don't want to think about how many cans of ravioli i had to buy to get it. and so i'm heating up chicken soup for my daughter's lunch today... i spill the bowl on myself taking it out of the microwave... now i have a huge blister right between my tits... not good times.
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#318970 - 06/02/08 10:32 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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This fine piece of luggage and three thousand of your American 'dollars'.... 
Chinese Immitation. You were scammed!
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#318971 - 06/02/08 10:38 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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so you spend 3k on luggage and your asking what bus routes to take in la? hahahahahahaa!!!! :catches breath: hahahahahahah!!!!!!! porn whores manage their money better than you.
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#318972 - 06/02/08 10:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I think he meant 3k in currency exchange not 3k in luggage.
edit to add - I hope.
Edited by k1ng (06/02/08 10:43 PM)
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#318973 - 06/02/08 10:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Dear Mr. Stain: No, you fuckface. I paid 150 bucks for it. I had to BUY AMERICAN DOLLARS BECAUSE I AM COMING TO YOUR COUNTRY AND THEY WILL NOT ACCEPT CANADIAN CURRENCY YOU FUCKING DIMWIT.Does the word 'and' confuse you? . Have a nice evening....
Edited by tattypatty (06/02/08 10:49 PM)
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#318974 - 06/02/08 10:48 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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One Canuk dollar = 0.99... US dollars. thats practically a 1:1. you gots robbed, girlfriend.
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#318975 - 06/02/08 10:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
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Dear Mr. Stain: No, you fuckface. I paid 150 bucks for it. I had to BUY AMERICAN DOLLARS BECAUSE I AM COMING TO YOUR COUNTRY AND THEY WILL NOT ACCEPT CANADIAN CURRENCY YOU FUCKING DIMWIT.Does the word 'and' confuse you? . Have a nice evening....
Wow, metrosexuals are very touchy.
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#318976 - 06/02/08 10:54 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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The 'AND' threw me. Sorry, mate. so your taking 3k with you and you still can't afford to rent a car?
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#318977 - 06/02/08 10:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Slobo:Au contraire, good sir. Jokes are only funny if the premise is accurate.Breaking up and carrying on when you've completely misread a sentence is just dopey. And the 'getting robbed' line is another nonsensical jape. What's a fella to do? Try and spend those colourful Canuck bucks down south? I know America's economy is in the fucking shitter and places are starting to take Euros, but ,when in Rome...
I can more than afford to rent a car and then some; sadly, I do not possess a valid license to do so. Now THAT you can get some comedy out of....
Edited by tattypatty (06/02/08 11:01 PM)
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#318978 - 06/03/08 02:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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TattyP: You rather risk carrying 3k in cash than deal with the exchange thru credit card/ATM? Can I ask why? Not a criticism. Just curious about your reasoning. When I went to Europe last year, the ATM/CC exchange rate wasn't to bad. I didn't like the idea of having the cash lifted from me. But, I was in Prague, Bratislava, Budapest, etc., so ... 
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#318979 - 06/03/08 04:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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range rover sport, my wife totalled her car.
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#318981 - 06/03/08 04:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
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yes, thanks for asking. she's just possibly the worst driver of all time-i'm banking on something happening to this car before it goes to shit like land rovers do after a few years.
i hate suv's, but the amount of metal surrounding her is reassuring
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#318982 - 06/03/08 04:31 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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lol on your wife. i remember when you bought her the lexus you mentioned that it was indestructible unless you drove off a cliff or the wrong way in traffic or something.
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#318983 - 06/03/08 05:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You will always get a better exchange rate from your own bank, use the ATM. You only need a Canadian drivers license to drive here, all the signs are in English.
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#318985 - 06/03/08 09:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Use the ATM's get only what you need at the time. Carrying large amounts of cash is never a good idea and not just because of possible robbery. A cop can seize that money, on the pretense of it being drug related, thanks to the war on drugs, and it is up to the owner to prove otherwise, in court.
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#318986 - 06/03/08 11:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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There's a daily limit on what I can take out of my account and my cc rate is a fucking obscene 19 per cent. I gotta get a camera, a decent suit,tattoo work, a ton of clothes etc. We pay way more up here and for the first time in a zillion years our dollar is at par (Hence none of you guys coming here). For some shit I'm probably going to be able to deal a little. And cash is King in this situation. Glad nobody was hurt in the accident.
Edited by tattypatty (06/03/08 11:08 AM)
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#318987 - 06/03/08 11:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You use a Visa check card, not a credit card, then you get the bank rate because the money comes from your checking account.
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#318988 - 06/03/08 03:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Two vintage (ok, used) dress shirts for the plane ride: A white jobby by Brooks Brothers and a striped number by Ermenegildo Zegna. 30 bucks for both! What a bargain!
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#318989 - 06/03/08 06:32 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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i've had this for awhile, but i still want to mention it as a must-have. i'm fairly certain that i've ever been this pleased with a household appliance that wasn't designed to be rammed into one of my holes.
I wanted to buy one of these fuckers for years, love the way John Dyson explains the technology. Unfortunately the salesman at Sears messed up when I asked a couple of basic questions so I got the Hoover at $279.
Two pair of LL Bean jeans, 32x32, $60 and free shipping. They wear great and fit a little better than Levis. $100 for a deck umbrella.
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#318990 - 06/03/08 11:42 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Two vintage (ok, used) dress shirts for the plane ride: A white jobby by Brooks Brothers and a striped number by Ermenegildo Zegna. 30 bucks for both! What a bargain!
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You post like a girl. If that is the case, then welcome and please show your tits.
If you're another effeminate Canadian then get the fuck out our quota is filled.
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#318994 - 06/04/08 06:35 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 03/20/08
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i've had this for awhile, but i still want to mention it as a must-have. i'm fairly certain that i've ever been this pleased with a household appliance that wasn't designed to be rammed into one of my holes.
I wanted to buy one of these fuckers for years, love the way John Dyson explains the technology. Unfortunately the salesman at Sears messed up when I asked a couple of basic questions so I got the Hoover at $279.
Two pair of LL Bean jeans, 32x32, $60 and free shipping. They wear great and fit a little better than Levis. $100 for a deck umbrella.
The salesguy didn't lose out on that transaction, you did. I've gotta agree with Gigi, the dysons are fucking awesome. Everything is well designed, it's easy to clean and use, and it works damned well. When I got mine, I ran the old vacuum first (not a cheapie either), then the dyson right away. I was amazed at how much dirt the dyson pulled up, that the old one couldn't.
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#318998 - 06/04/08 09:13 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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When I Google :retard Babble:
This thread is the very first result.
Rejoice simpletons...and remember,its not what you bought but what I own.
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#318999 - 06/04/08 11:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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dinner at Dusty's on Sunset. And cake from the Alcove...
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#319002 - 06/05/08 01:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Dusty's is owned by an ex-Montrealer named DiSalvio. I believe her son is the brains behind Bran Van 3000. It was real good...
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