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#543080 - 02/06/12 06:48 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Steezo]
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Registered: 07/24/11
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Glad I could amuse you. I haven't had a food reaction this bad since I went to check on our fishing summerhouse in the middle of winter and the only thing there to eat was chicken bouillon. I drank cup after cup of the stuff and didn't realize it was full of MSG. I quickly learned that it is possible to pee from your butt. Ice cream always does that shit to me. It can't be lactose intolerance, as i can eat cheese all night long, but ice cream fucks my shit up hard. It's why I rarely eat it, and if I do, it's in very small quantities.
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#543144 - 02/06/12 07:21 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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The last 2 Michelins for my truck. I was able to do them in pairs because the first pair got prematurely worn by me taking a road trip with an improperly aligned front end. The truck wasn't pulling or anything but the toe-in or camber was off and it toasted the tires.
Good thing because the cost of the two tires alone discounting disposal mounting and balancing was a little North of 500 bucks.
They sure ride nice, though.
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#543146 - 02/06/12 07:28 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: fartz]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Glad I could amuse you. I haven't had a food reaction this bad since I went to check on our fishing summerhouse in the middle of winter and the only thing there to eat was chicken bouillon. I drank cup after cup of the stuff and didn't realize it was full of MSG. I quickly learned that it is possible to pee from your butt. Ice cream always does that shit to me. It can't be lactose intolerance, as i can eat cheese all night long, but ice cream fucks my shit up hard. It's why I rarely eat it, and if I do, it's in very small quantities. Duuude!!! You've got to try the soy cherry ice cream at Trader Joe. I'm not one to usually endorse soy, but this stuff taste exactly like Cherry Garcia, has the cherry chunks in it, and half the calories!!! So yum. I also like chocolate sorbet. No particular brand
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#543190 - 02/07/12 11:35 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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How did that puppy hit your wallet? Get a special deal for the big game? $420 at best buy, plus $8 for Cali recycling fee.
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#543216 - 02/07/12 07:44 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: fartz]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Are Trader Joe's 24 hours Gia? The only Trader Joe close to home is in a part of town that is a fucking nightmare to drive in anytime other than super late or super early. I wish. They close at 9 or 10pm. Today I got Mixed fruit bowl $3 Amish Market Chocolate peppermint Lara bar $2 Amish Market Dark chocolate graham crackers $4 Amish Market Pantene hair spray $1 Jack's 99Cent
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#544063 - 02/15/12 11:13 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Oz. of Black Widow from Bongo Boy. A little dry, but I can bring it back pretty easily.
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#544064 - 02/15/12 11:30 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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An old Gillette safety razor from 1946-49 Works well. EDIT This exact one.I paid 9 bucks cash for mine. I wonder what this etsy store charged.
Edited by cqd (02/15/12 11:39 AM)
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#544080 - 02/15/12 04:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Some Camry logo floor mats and a trunk mat for the new car !
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#544096 - 02/15/12 09:29 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Just got this little jewel yesterday. It's a S&W .380 Bodyguard. I love how it carries. I'll shoot it tomorrow. I'm not used to such a small gun, and it showed last Saturday. I was shooting it outdoors and the slide took a substantial chunk out of my left thumb just behind the nail. Imagine a hangnail that becomes a divot and you'll get an idea of the unpleasantness. An injury like this wouldn't happen to a new gun owner, but I got lazy while shooting. I was trying to show my .45 carrying friends what the .380 could do at about 20 yds so I decided to brace with my left hand for accuracy and I left my thumb kinda dangling out there because there is no good place to put it on a gun so small. Edit: BTW, that's not my hand or my image in that photo. i just hotlinked an image I found on google. So if anyone is spending money to digitally enhance the fingerprints in that photo you will be sorely disappointed.
Edited by Bornyo (02/15/12 09:31 PM)
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#544110 - 02/16/12 07:17 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I like the Ruger LCP better. Very accurate and dependable.
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#544113 - 02/16/12 07:32 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Bornyo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I'm not used to such a small gun, and it showed last Saturday. I was shooting it outdoors and the slide took a substantial chunk out of my left thumb just behind the nail. Imagine a hangnail that becomes a divot and you'll get an idea of the unpleasantness.
Could be worse. They had an episode of MythBusters where they proved it was possible to blow your own thumb off by improperly holding a high-powered handgun. I can't remember which gun they used, but it was something really powerful like a Casull .454.
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#544138 - 02/16/12 07:34 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I've shot the Ruger LCP and the Kel-Tec. The Ruger is okay but in my opinion the S&W I have is better balanced and has the heft it needs to make it comfortable to shoot, and accurate. A friend has the Kel-Tec. I can shoot it very accurately but I handed it back to him after one clip and don't care if I never shoot one again. It's just too damned small and the thought of shooting a hundred rounds through it at a range is a turnoff. I understand that in a defensive situation it doesn't go beyond the first clip but I just do not want a gun that I don't enjoy shooting.
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#544142 - 02/16/12 07:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Fiend]
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Registered: 04/18/11
Posts: 720
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The shot of the gun next to a money clip is pretty badass. Put a passport next to the gun and the cash, and it would be a little more James Bond, a little less gangsta. ![](http://www.gunblast.com/images/KelTec380/MVC-014F.jpg) [/quote]
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#544144 - 02/16/12 08:12 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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It's just one Benjamin. and it represents what I'd sell that piece of crap for after I'd bought it for 250.00, had I ever been dumb enough to buy it.
Edit: the mildewed deck rail and the square toed shoe in the background confirm: Gun sold to a Rube. Kel-Tec makes a good gun but unless you weigh 300lbs and have hams for hands you will not have the hand control/inertia/mass in your extremity to control this gun. I could make a gun that size that shot a 12 ga. buckshot shell but you wouldn't want to shoot it.
Edited by Bornyo (02/16/12 08:17 PM)
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#544181 - 02/17/12 04:14 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: fartz]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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-Pre-Ordered- Mass Effect 3 Darksiders 2 Bioshock Infinite- $180.00 plus tax
-2 Pair of C1RCA skate shoes $100.95 with shipping
-4 books (2 Lansdale, A Scalzi, and a Cracked book to read on the shitter) on amazon- about 60.00 with shipping
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Computer Desk-$54 MicroSuede office chair-$89 New LCD computer moniter-$99
Oh Walmart, you're like the crazy ex that I wished was dead who also happened to give the best blowies.
Don't they have $10.00 preorders anymore where you put $10.00 down and pay the rest when you get the game?
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#544182 - 02/17/12 04:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Several meds for chronic bhroncitis, sinusitis, and a pulled muscle. Tussionex is the bomb !
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#544185 - 02/17/12 04:29 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
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Don't they have $10.00 preorders anymore where you put $10.00 down and pay the rest when you get the game? Alex, people who have their own money and don't steal from their grandmother sometimes pay for things in full up front, so when the game is released he can just walk in, flash his receipt, and get it.
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#544238 - 02/18/12 06:20 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/24/11
Posts: 2330
Loc: Central US
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-Pre-Ordered- Mass Effect 3 Darksiders 2 Bioshock Infinite- $180.00 plus tax
-2 Pair of C1RCA skate shoes $100.95 with shipping
-4 books (2 Lansdale, A Scalzi, and a Cracked book to read on the shitter) on amazon- about 60.00 with shipping
and finally
Computer Desk-$54 MicroSuede office chair-$89 New LCD computer moniter-$99
Oh Walmart, you're like the crazy ex that I wished was dead who also happened to give the best blowies.
Don't they have $10.00 preorders anymore where you put $10.00 down and pay the rest when you get the game? I like Jig's answer, but I'll be up front just for the fuck of it. It's tax season. I'm putting the money down on these while I have it.
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#544274 - 02/18/12 01:41 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: fartz]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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-Pre-Ordered- Mass Effect 3 Darksiders 2 Bioshock Infinite- $180.00 plus tax
-2 Pair of C1RCA skate shoes $100.95 with shipping
-4 books (2 Lansdale, A Scalzi, and a Cracked book to read on the shitter) on amazon- about 60.00 with shipping
and finally
Computer Desk-$54 MicroSuede office chair-$89 New LCD computer moniter-$99
Oh Walmart, you're like the crazy ex that I wished was dead who also happened to give the best blowies.
Don't they have $10.00 preorders anymore where you put $10.00 down and pay the rest when you get the game? I like Jig's answer, but I'll be up front just for the fuck of it. It's tax season. I'm putting the money down on these while I have it. Did not do the taxes yet but I will have to give shitload of money to the govt. For me it will be the as less money that I will have to give. I gotta figure how much money can I save by using the write-offs and the school expenses.
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#544284 - 02/18/12 02:39 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Did not do the taxes yet but I will have to give shitload of money to the govt. For me it will be the as less money that I will have to give. I gotta figure how much money can I save by using the write-offs and the school expenses. I'm trying to figure out the second sentence and I can't.
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#544292 - 02/18/12 03:53 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Only you could make New York pizza look disgusting
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#544330 - 02/19/12 12:23 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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haha .Most of my shoes are casual. And when i polish my leather shoes, i use a technique taught to me by skinheads back in the 80's. I am not good at very many things, but i can shine shoes like a motherfucker.
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#544345 - 02/19/12 09:34 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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A skill is a skill.
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#544347 - 02/19/12 09:40 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Only you could make New York pizza look disgusting I don't think that's Panzer, for two reasons: First, Alex has said time and again he'll only eat Dollar Slice. Second, that hand's not hairy enough to be his. I think he was hacked. Again. Slice of pizza for $2.00 at 2 Bros Pizza Anyway, that stuff on St. Mark's Place is for tourists and drunken NYU kids trying not to puke after downing 5 shots for $10 around the corner. There's a couple of places with much better pie a few blocks away.
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#544355 - 02/19/12 11:04 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Only you could make New York pizza look disgusting I don't think that's Panzer, for two reasons: First, Alex has said time and again he'll only eat Dollar Slice. Second, that hand's not hairy enough to be his. I think he was hacked. Again. Slice of pizza for $2.00 at 2 Bros Pizza Anyway, that stuff on St. Mark's Place is for tourists and drunken NYU kids trying not to puke after downing 5 shots for $10 around the corner. There's a couple of places with much better pie a few blocks away. I only eat plain slices for $1.00, because they are plain and not worth more than a buck. But for the slices with toppings I can go up to $6.00 per slice. 2 Bros. Pizza has at least 4 locations throughout the city. Update: 6 locations.
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#544357 - 02/19/12 11:22 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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J.B.
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I only eat plain slices for $1.00, because they are plain and not worth more than a buck. But for the slices with toppings I can go up to $6.00 per slice. Bullshit. The real Alex Panzer wouldn't pay six bucks for a steak, let alone a slice. And you can stop trying to deflect attention from the fact that's not Panzer's hand. It won't work.
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#544375 - 02/19/12 02:58 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^yup... the real panzer walks around wondering why his ass smells like dick and his dick smells like ass. shaving his thumbs and spending a quarter of his weekly income on pizza is taking it too far.
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#544379 - 02/19/12 03:09 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Posts: 7598
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Some unfancy logitech hedfones for my computer.
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#544386 - 02/19/12 03:32 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Got my "73" Sheldon tee shirt in the mail yesterday. I'm surprised there's been no mention of the ham connection with the number on the show or even ham radio interjected into the plots. Sheldon would be the perfect anal example of hamdom.
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#544540 - 02/20/12 05:09 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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You are a freak Alex. Someday I fully expect to see your shithole of a bedroom on hoarders. What can you possibly do with 19 digital thermometers and 375 disposable covers when you've yet to speak to a woman on a personal level other than your mother and spinster aunts?
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#544575 - 02/20/12 07:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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I wouldn't mind having that syringe. I'd file the tip at a sharp angle and use it to infuse meats for the grill.
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#544585 - 02/20/12 08:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Alex gonna sell it as a lube injector.
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#544625 - 02/21/12 07:59 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Groceries [milk , bread, lnchmt , etc.] dog treats and 2 bed in the bag sets for a full sized bed. Last night I bought a sub to Score.tv premium on Roku for 9.99 a month.
Edited by backdoorman (02/21/12 08:00 AM)
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#544635 - 02/21/12 09:14 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Bornyo]
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Registered: 07/24/11
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I wouldn't mind having that syringe. I'd file the tip at a sharp angle and use it to infuse meats for the grill. Fuck yeah. You could enhance the fuck out of some deep-fried turkey with that thing.
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#544643 - 02/21/12 10:11 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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mmmmmmmmmm friiiiied tuuuurkeeeey
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#544669 - 02/21/12 03:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I know. I wish I lived in a real house and not an apartment. I could actually do one up. Fartz you could try one of those new infrared/indirect cookers. I think some of them are even electric. I've had turkey cooked in them and I swear it was every bit as good as deep fried without having to buy 30.00 worth of peanut oil. Here's an electric one by Char Broil. http://www.charbroil.com/ProductInfo/54-95-2234/The-Big-Easy-2in1-Electric-Smoker--Roaster.aspx
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