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#595454 - 07/22/13 06:12 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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20 units of Botox $119 2 liters water at Family Dollar. $1 4 lbs beets at farmer co-op. $2 [panzer]Dr. Boris would have given you Botox for $115, 3 litres of water are $1 at Ike's Shop N' Save, and I'll steal 4 lbs of beets from my Grandma and sell them to you for $1.50[/panzer]
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#595456 - 07/22/13 06:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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How long does the Botox paralyze the muscles?
Could you use it on your asshole to help get through an anal gangbang? Would it lock up or loosen up the sphincter? If lock up, can it be used on a sloppy cunt?
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#595478 - 07/23/13 07:46 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Well, next time you see that ho, ask her for me.
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#595488 - 07/23/13 02:44 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Would be a good phony phone call.
"Yes. Hello Miss Botox Lady. I have some questions about the Botox......"
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#595499 - 07/23/13 09:14 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
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20 units of Botox $119 2 liters water at Family Dollar. $1 4 lbs beets at farmer co-op. $2 May I ask why you choose Botox over something like restylane or the others? I haven't really taken the time to learn about all of the various injections that are out there now.
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#595501 - 07/23/13 09:25 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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It tastes better on seaweed.
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#595508 - 07/23/13 09:55 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Generizer]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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20 units of Botox $119 2 liters water at Family Dollar. $1 4 lbs beets at farmer co-op. $2 May I ask why you choose Botox over something like restylane or the others? I haven't really taken the time to learn about all of the various injections that are out there now. 2 different things. Restylane, Juvaderm, pearlessance (however you spell it) are fillers. Botox is used for eye and forehead area. I sometimes pump up my lips with fillers but not often since I'm not rich enough to do everything I want. Besides, though they numb you, filler injections fucking hurt!!!! Botox doesn't. Temporary solutions aren't worth pain. Permanent solutions? Bring it on; I don't care.
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#595541 - 07/24/13 12:25 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
Posts: 622
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Fillers are also great for ridding of nasal labial folds aka the deep grooves from nose to lips due to aging. Mine are barely noticable, so it'd be wasting money at this point unless I was hosting Fox News everyday and my job was to be political pundit HDTV masturbation fodder. The people I've seen those results on, I swear it took 5 years off their age.
A more permanent solution to fillers albeit way more $$$$, is lipo any area on the body then use that fat as filler. 80% of it stays permanent and evenly. It's unreal- they harvest the fat in this spinning device for a month so it's ready to be used as your filler. So, you're looking at lipo, harvesting, and fat transfer. Pricey. But depends on how often you feel the need for temporary fillers that last 3 months vs pricey permanent solution. Damn, thank you for the info., that made it much easier to understand now. --- Finally replaced my cheap Costco dinnerware that was meant to be replaced a year ago. Scored on solid porcelain dinnerware and serving ware total of $400, saved $360. 3 month supply of Ortho-Tri-Cyclen Lo for $20. Health insurance saved $384. Organic ground lamb for $4.99 a pound.
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#595543 - 07/24/13 03:49 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Generizer]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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2x Freschetta pizzas for $9.00 1x Snapple for $0.96 1x pocket rocket for $3.00 1x file folder for $16.88 1x Lowel DP light with 4-way barndoors and lightbulb for $105.00 shipped 4x neo anal beads for $16.80:
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#595548 - 07/24/13 08:52 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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simple polo shirt. these cool leather shoes by vans for like 40 bucks.
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#595550 - 07/24/13 09:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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simple polo shirt. these cool leather shoes by vans for like 40 bucks. They got simple polo shirts for $4 at the national liquidator's.
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#595690 - 07/27/13 07:49 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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EOTech 512 Holographic gun sight 2X 3rd gen Magpul 30 round magazines 500 rounds 5.56 by Federal 440 rounds WW2 surplus Soviet made 7.62X54mmR for the Mosin
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#595713 - 07/28/13 11:20 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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a cashmere sweater for 5 bucks at a garage sale
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#595717 - 07/28/13 12:16 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Bag of weed. Everything's better with a bag of weed. $260/oz.
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#595722 - 07/28/13 02:19 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Close-Up toothpaste for $0.75 I wanted to asked what percentage of it is anti-freeze. Then I realized I should first ask why you bought toothpaste?
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#595729 - 07/28/13 03:56 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7598
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What?! I'm jealous! I love garage sales. And cashmere. Just went back and found an fucking super nice Paul Smith plaid shirt from another guy there. 20 bucks and it fits me like a glove. And the dude went and got us tacos. What a fucking good day off.
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#596068 - 08/03/13 11:24 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Steezo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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1000 Mile Boots ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=51277&filename=Wolverine1000MileRust_L2.jpg) Some Maui Jim sunglasses to replace my pair that fell into the Kenai River while fishing for sockeye salmon. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=download&Number=51278&filename=407-02.jpg)
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#596137 - 08/05/13 02:31 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Just got a dozen or so shirts from the chick from this line. Nice linen and cotton stuff. The Guyaberra's are good for a laugh around these parts and look right snappy, I must say. Carribean @ Dillard's
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#596146 - 08/05/13 04:55 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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#596151 - 08/05/13 07:12 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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Metronidazole.
Some bitch gave me a nasty infection the other week.
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#596161 - 08/05/13 10:11 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: JasonH]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Metronidazole.
Some bitch gave me a nasty infection the other week. Send us a link to where she is on LoadMyMouth.com
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#596162 - 08/05/13 10:58 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
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I'm in Vegas for a few days..!! $700 Dollar haircut.. And I dropped 10 K on these five pigs last night..FYI The redhead had a smelly cunt.. ![blush blush](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/blush.gif) ![](http://i.imgur.com/0heAVuN.gif)
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#596182 - 08/06/13 10:26 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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2nd from left will not age well.
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#596185 - 08/06/13 01:18 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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I don't believe you had a $700 haircut. Even Kim Vo who charges $400 in his Vegas salon for women's haircuts wouldn't charge a man that even if he had color done. The only way I can imagine you being charged $700 for hair is if you had cut, color, and EXTENSIONS.
I find this post unbeweavable. think carpet AND drapes.
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#596209 - 08/06/13 07:35 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Extensions on the carpet?
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#596225 - 08/06/13 10:28 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 08/02/03
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All this stuff plus another can of Gridlock, all for $29.38 at Aldi's: Was really thirsty on my way home, so I cracked-open a can of Gridlock and a minute or so the transfer bus arrived to the bus stop. There were no garbage cans so I just left the half-full can on the sidewalk and some black guy with the duffel bag asked me if I was going to finish it [the can], to which I replied "no". 5 or so seconds later he asked if it was a Monster and if I was going to finish it, to which I replied "yes" and "no". He then began talking about how Monster tastes like Mountain Dew and that he does not like it, because it tastes like caffeine. Long story short: I had to talk to him for the next 12 or so minutes about Monster, Aldi, Mountain Dew and caffeine within sodas. I don't like these kinds of chats because they are pointless if the person is not into sodas. He probably thought that I was from the gym too because I had a duffel bag with me [full of 12-pack of Dr. Dazzle, 40oz can of mini beef raviolis, cole slaw salad, beef sticks and fruit pies].
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#596242 - 08/07/13 06:59 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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A Rock Island Arms 1911 .38 super and some ammo. 5 hunnert bucks
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#596321 - 08/08/13 01:16 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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little extendo thingy to plug my bike lights into my PC to charge them.
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#596325 - 08/08/13 04:40 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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NYC Marriage License Record: $15.00 Gas:$25 Tolls: $27 Parking (1hr): $23
Time: 5hrs, w/ no A/C in the mini van.
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#596335 - 08/08/13 06:24 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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NYC Marriage License Record: $15.00 Gas:$25 Tolls: $27 Parking (1hr): $23
Time: 5hrs, w/ no A/C in the mini van.
No dirty water dog and Snapple!?!
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#596350 - 08/08/13 10:10 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Yep, fucker didn't have knish though, so I got a dirty water dog with mustard and a soft pretzel for $5. I had 1/2 a Lipton Tea No Lemon tea from my ride in.
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#596352 - 08/08/13 10:13 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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#596361 - 08/09/13 01:07 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Alex, don't the ball cheez help it glide across your face smoother? It was at Mt. Airy Lodge in 1964. I'm getting my mother's documents together to get her ass on Social Security. She could have been collecting for the past 13 years, but she's f'n nuts.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#596372 - 08/09/13 07:40 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Alex, don't the ball cheez help it glide across your face smoother? It was at Mt. Airy Lodge in 1964. I'm getting my mother's documents together to get her ass on Social Security. She could have been collecting for the past 13 years, but she's f'n nuts. There's no ball cheeze, cause I wipe them with Cuties brand of baby wipes.
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