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#32069 - 06/15/04 05:08 PM
Smelly Monkey or swami POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Since the two most hated members of the board are smelly monkey and swami i thought this would be a great chance to find out which is the most hated. Difference is swami's comes naturally where mine doesn't. So heres the poll.
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#32070 - 06/15/04 05:31 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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3-1 swami. Although the three voters for swami were himself, smuthut guy and El Kabong. All whores who's voices aren't respected on this or any forum.
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#32076 - 06/17/04 06:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Poll is closed, I WIN. Taking off smuthuts two votes and removing kami's due to her vested interests in other parties so i win a sweeker 13-12. Now blow this swami (monkey unzips pants). Even money i got another whining private message for swami, please don't say gay things to or about me, like i always get from him.
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#32078 - 06/18/04 06:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Its tough to flunk out of porn but there are two sure ways to do. 1.Do a gang bang with a bunch of HIV infested she/males or.. 2.Go on the Sportswami show. Both are career killers so you ladies beware.
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#32079 - 06/18/04 07:09 AM
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
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Yeah Jeff my show is a career killer... I have only had almost every big name from Jewel DeNyle, Jill Kelly, Gina Lynn, Alexis Amore (twice), Carmen Luvana, Lisa Lipps, Christi Lake, Ashley Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Teagan, Corina Taylor, Hollie Stevens, Aurora Snow, Hannah Harper, Devon, Monica Mayhem, Kylie Ireland, Sierra, Felicia Fox, VanDalia, Lainey Baron, Seka, and Sunset Thomas. Plus world champion fighters Antonion Tarver, David Tua, Chris Byrd, James Toney, Sugar Ray Leonard, Lamon Brewster, and Jermain Taylor..
No offense Jeff... but until I got on this site... never new much about JM Productions. So go back to the Smelly Primate (aka Jenna Jamesone, aka Smelly Bastard, aka Daniel Radcliffe) and go kiss his ass some more
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#32085 - 06/22/04 06:59 AM
Re: Smelly Monkey or swami POLL
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
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No offense Jeff... but I don't care what some dipstick like you thinks. There are over 400 performers in the adult industry and alot of these gals have no websites. Also considering I was a sports guy, I don't sit and watch porn all day long (i have two jobs). BTW.. Have you ever heard Jeff of Leonard Dorin, Dwight Howard, Martin St. Louis and Steven Smith? If you don't... then you are a pathetic jackass !
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#32086 - 06/22/04 07:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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So who the hell are they?!?
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#32091 - 06/22/04 10:02 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Irrelevant. We aren't on a sports message board. And if I was a radio spokesman for sports, and I confessed on a sports board that I didn't know those weenies you just mentioned, then I would expect to be excoriated. Ahh, I remember the day I first saw Jasmine Lynn in a porno. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............
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#32094 - 06/22/04 01:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I have twice turned down a chance to go on the swami show and if he asks again it will be done for a third time.
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#32097 - 06/22/04 06:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Swami reminds me of this little retarded boy i used to feed porridge to in the retards village many years ago. His name was chris and when he wasn't looking we used to throw tennis balls at his head and watch him blame it on the birds. Good times.
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#32098 - 06/22/04 06:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Sometimes Monkeys are naughty, like the little monkey in the Little Rascals who would climb onto of the cabinet and throw things at the kids
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#32108 - 06/22/04 10:14 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
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Loc: Las Vegas
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#32113 - 06/23/04 05:46 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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No, I'm really not ticked. I'm so sad. My pot shots are in good humor, and I thought you were laughing.
Please link to the post where I called you a retard. I truly cannot remember that.
This is something that is going to take me a long time to get over, but I have to try.
If I don't, my life will never be the same.
Really though guys, we need a sarcasm emoticon on this board.
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#32115 - 06/23/04 07:13 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Yep! HAHAHA!!!
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#32118 - 04/29/06 10:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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bizzump
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