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#617379 - 09/08/14 12:01 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jigaloo]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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Alex what are you doing tomorrow at 3pm? Olive Garden to offer unlimited pasta for 7 weeks for only $100. Only the first thousand people to sign up get it. You get unlimited pasta, salad, bread sticks and soda. You could eat there twice a day from September 22 through November 9. Then you could keep track of everything you ate and let us know how much money they lost on you. Capital idea! Alex, this kind of challenge is right up your alley. "Pasta up the kazoo [sic]", as they say in the USA Today article.
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#617451 - 09/08/14 06:23 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I do too. We'll regret it by week 3 though.
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#617480 - 09/08/14 11:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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I picture him exploding from within like that Monty Python skit.
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#617489 - 09/09/14 04:48 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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I've been picturing that for the last seven years.
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#617510 - 09/09/14 02:06 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
Loc:
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With Tranzer, consuming too much pasta is like watching too many tranny clips - it's impossible for him.
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#617527 - 09/09/14 04:44 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Vice Admiral]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Alex what are you doing tomorrow at 3pm? Olive Garden to offer unlimited pasta for 7 weeks for only $100. Only the first thousand people to sign up get it. You get unlimited pasta, salad, bread sticks and soda. You could eat there twice a day from September 22 through November 9. Then you could keep track of everything you ate and let us know how much money they lost on you. Capital idea! Alex, this kind of challenge is right up your alley. "Pasta up the kazoo [sic]", as they say in the USA Today article. Server crashed, I was ready for it [to copy/paste all my checkout info], but it crashed. News say that over 500,000 people tried to get it.
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#617537 - 09/09/14 06:13 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/17/08
Posts: 447
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I find your shitIeat site interesting.
Edited by artwilliams (09/09/14 06:14 PM)
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#617540 - 09/09/14 06:49 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Willie D]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Server crashed, I was ready for it [to copy/paste all my checkout info], but it crashed. News say that over 500,000 people tried to get it. I really wish you had gotten it. Because I want to see you scarf down pasta and drink over-sweetened soda like the puerile commie you are, get type 1 diabetes and have to inject insulin into your worthless body for a few years until you die from gangrene in your toes and the unending sting of fibromyalgia in your fingertips. Then Granny Tranzer can bury you with your ass sticking out of the ground near Chernobyl so you can be with your cuntaminated commie brethren, and let Vlady Putin stop by to treat you like the ghost of Fabio Scorpion. Your American fucking family first.
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#617541 - 09/09/14 06:50 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: artwilliams]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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I find your shitIeat site interesting. I gotta find time to update it.
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#617546 - 09/09/14 07:00 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Ounce of weed and gram of shatter.
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#617551 - 09/09/14 07:40 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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hipster beard bullshit. argyle socks.
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#617563 - 09/09/14 08:49 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Will go to Red Tranny for Endless Anal Pubes later this week.
I'm not going to Endless Poo Bowl at Shemale Garden this year - Seafood Buffet for $15.00 is much better deal, and its all-year-round!
Pasta/Salad/Breadsticks/aids = $9.99 2x Tranny balls = $3.99 1x Diseased urine = $3.29 +Tax +Tip Fixed for the commie shiteater. Perestan dedushkin huy sasat
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#617564 - 09/09/14 08:55 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Willie D]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Because I want to see you scarf down pasta and drink over-sweetened soda like the puerile commie you are, get type 1 diabetes and have to inject insulin into your worthless body for a few years until you die from gangrene in your toes and the unending sting of fibromyalgia in your fingertips. Wrong type. I have type 1 and it's genetic and not diet/weight related. It used to be referred to as juvenile diabetes because it would typically get diagnosed in young children. Type 2 or adult onset diabetes is the kind you get by eating like a pig and not exercising. And the type of nerve damage related to diabetes is called neuropathy and not fibromyalgia. A B vitamin supplement called benfotiamine helps prevent it and was originally used to treat alcoholic nerve damage. So it serves two purposes for me.
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#617565 - 09/09/14 09:00 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Steezo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Apparently, thanks to Apple, I "purchased" U2's latest album for free on iTunes.
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#617573 - 09/09/14 10:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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J.B.
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...treat you like the ghost of Fabio Scorpion. Nice touch.
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#617636 - 09/10/14 07:10 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Steezo]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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This showed up the very next day. They're super cool looking and everyone I show it to wants one. I just wish I could have bought a silver dollar or gold $5 coin as well, but they're both sold out.
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#617700 - 09/11/14 08:05 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Willie D]
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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This showed up the very next day. They're super cool looking and everyone I show it to wants one. I just wish I could have bought a silver dollar or gold $5 coin as well, but they're both sold out. New US Mint coins seem to sell out real fast. I even tried for the gold 1/2 Dollar. Even the Liberty coins sell out fast. They should make $1.09 coin.
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#617735 - 09/11/14 11:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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hair stuff
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#617757 - 09/12/14 11:27 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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iPhone 6. Should be here in a week. Ordering was a nightmare. Both Apple and AT&T's websites were bogged down. It took forever to place my order and when I tried to, it said my At&T account was overdue and I had to pay my phone bill before I could place my order. So I went and did that and then went through the ordering process again, which took forever again, and the site froze. I got a message saying they would hold a phone for me and email when they could process my order.
I got the email an hour later and tried to place my order and it still kept freezing up. So, I finally get through to the final purchase screen.... and my credit card gets declined. Apparently the idiots at my bank thought my cell phone payment was suspicious and put a hold on my card, even though I pay my bill with this card online every month and have done so for years. GRRRRR!!!! I finally called the bank and got it sorted out and placed my order. It only took like 3 hours from start to finish. I'm convinced Apple and AT&T make ordering online a nightmare so that there are long lines at the stores on the release date for the news cameras.
Oh, I also dropped my recently purchased Moto E phone into a seat at a strip club last night. Hopefully I can get it back later. It's been a bad day in the phone world for me.
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#617758 - 09/12/14 11:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Steezo]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Oh, I also dropped my recently purchased Moto E phone into a seat at a strip club last night. Hopefully I can get it back later.
Eew, ick. Might not want it back. Holding it up to your face might not be the same.
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#617770 - 09/12/14 03:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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iPhone 6. Should be here in a week. Ordering was a nightmare. Both Apple and AT&T's websites were bogged down. It took forever to place my order and when I tried to, it said my At&T account was overdue and I had to pay my phone bill before I could place my order. So I went and did that and then went through the ordering process again, which took forever again, and the site froze. I got a message saying they would hold a phone for me and email when they could process my order.
I got the email an hour later and tried to place my order and it still kept freezing up. So, I finally get through to the final purchase screen.... and my credit card gets declined. Apparently the idiots at my bank thought my cell phone payment was suspicious and put a hold on my card, even though I pay my bill with this card online every month and have done so for years. GRRRRR!!!! I finally called the bank and got it sorted out and placed my order. It only took like 3 hours from start to finish. I'm convinced Apple and AT&T make ordering online a nightmare so that there are long lines at the stores on the release date for the news cameras.
Oh, I also dropped my recently purchased Moto E phone into a seat at a strip club last night. Hopefully I can get it back later. It's been a bad day in the phone world for me. At least the alcoholic Alaskan diabetic gets spied on in style. For freedom and shit.
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#617953 - 09/14/14 06:00 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I bought a new lamp to replace the dying lamp in my home theater projector. I think it's a counterfeit because now I have a weird red horizontal band across the top of the projected image and a blue band across the bottom. Also, it kind of smells like something is burning. It's such a pain in the ass to take down the projector from the ceiling that I'm going to make do with this shitty image until at least after tonight's Bear's game.
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#617966 - 09/14/14 11:34 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Try PCRush.com I get great prices from them and they never stock grey market items. Fast delivery too.
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#617973 - 09/14/14 12:50 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Ceramic nail, dabber tool and mini torch. The girl dabs like a boss. I dab like lower level management. Not in love with the nail. Can't tell when it's hot enough. I ordered a titanium one eBay last night.
3 cinnamon rolls that a friend bakes for her restraunt.
Nice big pork roast doing it's thing in the slow cooker.
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#617983 - 09/14/14 03:27 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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comb
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#618200 - 09/17/14 09:58 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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His body is rejecting itself.
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#618212 - 09/17/14 11:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Alex: Can you please keep your greasy "food" pictures in ONE thread so we know where to skip? Thanks.
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#618223 - 09/17/14 01:49 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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A carved wooden statue of an eagle. It's surprisingly heavy. I bought it from a native guy wandering around the bar selling carvings. We're almost completely sure it is stolen. He wanted $100 for it and I got it from him for $20. Take that, Panzer!
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#618311 - 09/18/14 08:40 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: gia jordan]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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$10 seafood salad at the San Gennaro Fest. In Little Italy, nonetheless, had the nerve to use imitation crab meat. #GTFO Ha in other words pollack and I don't mean Jackson.
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#618329 - 09/18/14 12:09 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I like fake crab as a food unto itself. But it's nowhere near the same as crab meat.
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#618332 - 09/18/14 12:28 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I like to snack on imitation crab meat sometimes when I'm on a diet. It's nice because it lasts a while in the fridge and you can just grab a piece now and then. Or you can mix it with some mayo, green onions, herbs, etc. and make a quick, easy sammich.
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