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#647815 - 10/24/17 07:54 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Terre D'Hermes cologne
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#647827 - 10/25/17 09:07 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Used Frank and Oak shirt
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#647830 - 10/26/17 02:07 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gasket for the fridge door. $93
I was fuckin shocked it was so much. I was thinking like $40.
Next purchase I think is going to be a microwave or a sump pump and 100' of hose.
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#647857 - 10/29/17 12:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Real nice cedar chest.
Socks and drawers
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#647861 - 10/30/17 07:53 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#647877 - 10/31/17 10:04 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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I gotta say Terre D'Hermes is da bomb. Received many compliments. Ordered Charter Arms .22mag revolver with a 4 inch barrel. [CxGxPx length lol]
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#647935 - 11/03/17 07:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#647937 - 11/03/17 08:00 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Fucking Master
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Sold off some other guitar pedals that I did not really want to get rid of that bad but I am trying to be more disciplined in spending habits and if I am going to waste more money on drum gear then I am getting rid of other shit that I do not need or use that often
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#647938 - 11/03/17 08:18 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Hand hammered or machined? Wait a minute, who am I asking?
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#647939 - 11/03/17 08:46 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Fucking Master
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I assume you already know the Sabian aluminum bells are cheap as fuck so you have answered your own question but I really enjoyed the dig at me not being able to afford an original K or a paiste giga bell ride.
It is always super funny when the guitar center employees push their extended warranties that cost like 22% of the cost of the product.
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#648020 - 11/09/17 09:43 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Bodum Nice Tissot from the 70s
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#648026 - 11/09/17 05:00 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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French Press? I fucking love mine.
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#648268 - 12/06/17 01:12 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Yeah. Fuck They got expensive!
Little brass bracelet. Nudie henley shirt. Some fancy deodorant. Buncha xmas gifts.
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#648369 - 12/11/17 03:43 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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$320 in Star Wars shit from Amazon, tops being the $200 Slave 1 Lego set. XMas for my kid.
Another $40 on tickets to see the new Star Wars in 3d next Saturday. Bought em last night and the only seats available were up close and off to the side. Tried to buy some a couple weeks ago, but website cock blocked 1/2 way through.
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#648380 - 12/12/17 12:37 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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t shirts for a benefit. Prezzies for people . Book.
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#648471 - 12/22/17 11:19 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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I took my moms wedding ring to a good jeweler and had the solitaire in it put in a mens settings. 610 bucks for the setting and the stone is worth around 15k. [where the fuck will I wear it?] The jeweler said it was one of the top 5 stones [in quality] to ever come through his shop. The guard had diamond baguettes in it and will have a cubic zirconia put in and be sold on consignment for around 2k to 2.5k. I couldn't stand for the ring to just sit in a safety deposit box. No one I wanted to leave it to.
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#648475 - 12/22/17 12:25 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I took my moms wedding ring to a good jeweler and had the solitaire in it put in a mens settings. 610 bucks for the setting and the stone is worth around 15k. [where the fuck will I wear it?] The jeweler said it was one of the top 5 stones [in quality] to ever come through his shop. The guard had diamond baguettes in it and will have a cubic zirconia put in and be sold on consignment for around 2k to 2.5k. I couldn't stand for the ring to just sit in a safety deposit box. No one I wanted to leave it to. You should save it and sell it in a few years. Hopefully the value will be even higher. You are going to need that money seeing as the republicunts are coming for your SSN and Medicare.
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#648516 - 12/24/17 09:30 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Dickies socks. more presents.
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#648537 - 12/29/17 10:35 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Really sharp cardigan. Pair of New Balances.
Edited by tattypatty (12/29/17 10:36 PM)
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#648656 - 01/16/18 12:08 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Hugo Boss overcoat. Attachment for hitachi thingy.
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#648757 - 01/28/18 09:06 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Cock ring
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#648758 - 01/28/18 10:45 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#648788 - 02/02/18 11:07 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Henley. Hair shit.
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#648824 - 02/07/18 08:14 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Corduroy pants
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#648878 - 02/19/18 08:07 AM
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shitty winter hat and cheap shitty sweatpants
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#648955 - 03/01/18 10:58 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Some breakfast sandwich machine that make Egg McMuffins. I have one, it is great. Sandwich size English muffins are a lil sketchy cramming them in w/o burning yer fingers. If I had it to do over again, I would have bought the one that does 2 at a time. I buy the box of Jimmy Dean pre-cooked sausage at Sam's Club to use in it. They a little too small, but work and taste good.
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#648956 - 03/01/18 11:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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My last purchase was brakes, rotors, wheel bearing, oil filter and oil for my mini van. My next purchase will be a used mini van because my oil pump must have taken a shit on me, and I spun a bearing. Cold and rain had me put off doing the work too long I guess.
Got 80k miles out of a minivan I bought w/ 124k, for $400, so I was way ahead of the game on it.
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#648958 - 03/01/18 11:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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P.S. almost to the 10yr anniversary of this thread. Will probably be at 16.5million page views by that time. Panzer was an excellent message boarder.
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#648961 - 03/02/18 05:46 PM
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P.S. almost to the 10yr anniversary of this thread. Will probably be at 16.5million page views by that time. I had no idea that many people were interested in Tattypatty's taste in socks. ![](http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/huh.gif)
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#649170 - 03/12/18 10:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
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You'd be dismayed at how many times I've had to buy headfones the past two weeks.
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#649203 - 03/15/18 01:35 PM
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comb.
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#649382 - 03/21/18 07:29 PM
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My last purchase was brakes, rotors, wheel bearing, oil filter and oil for my mini van. My next purchase will be a used mini van because my oil pump must have taken a shit on me, and I spun a bearing. Cold and rain had me put off doing the work too long I guess.
Got 80k miles out of a minivan I bought w/ 124k, for $400, so I was way ahead of the game on it. Bought one. Same exact minivan I had (year/make/model/color) with 155k on it. Dude had it advertised for $1300, dropped the price to $800, and I hebrewed him to $500, because it had the same rusted and cracked rear axle beam as my last van. Waiting for 2 warm days in a row to swap the axle beams. Already swapped the heater fans, and the heat kicks in the new one now. Cold as fuck out, so I can't really tell if the AC works. I would say 5-10% chance. about 98-03 Chrysler minivans and trucks always have fucked AC. I get 2yrs/50k miles out of this thing, I'll be happy. Also, bought an office chair for my kid to use at the dining room table. We both use it as a desk for our lap tops, so I brought mine in there too. Now I don't have to worry about him falling over while leaning back on his chair.
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#649397 - 03/22/18 02:37 PM
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Bought one. Same exact minivan I had (year/make/model/color) with 155k on it. Dude had it advertised for $1300, dropped the price to $800, and I hebrewed him to $500, because it had the same rusted and cracked rear axle beam as my last van. Waiting for 2 warm days in a row to swap the axle beams.
Already swapped the heater fans, and the heat kicks in the new one now. Cold as fuck out, so I can't really tell if the AC works. I would say 5-10% chance. about 98-03 Chrysler minivans and trucks always have fucked AC.
I get 2yrs/50k miles out of this thing, I'll be happy. Nice. You know that for as long as you've got it, I'm going to refer to that vehicle as "The Panzervan". I get 2yrs/50k miles out of this thing, I'll be happy. Hell, the way the weather's been so far this year, two warm days in a row would make me giddy.
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#649430 - 03/24/18 12:37 PM
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Bought one. Same exact minivan I had (year/make/model/color) with 155k on it. Dude had it advertised for $1300, dropped the price to $800, and I hebrewed him to $500, because it had the same rusted and cracked rear axle beam as my last van. Waiting for 2 warm days in a row to swap the axle beams.
Already swapped the heater fans, and the heat kicks in the new one now. Cold as fuck out, so I can't really tell if the AC works. I would say 5-10% chance. about 98-03 Chrysler minivans and trucks always have fucked AC.
I get 2yrs/50k miles out of this thing, I'll be happy. Nice. You know that for as long as you've got it, I'm going to refer to that vehicle as "The Panzervan". I get 2yrs/50k miles out of this thing, I'll be happy. Hell, the way the weather's been so far this year, two warm days in a row would make me giddy. This snow has been fucking me in the ass/wallet. It seems like forever since I have had a normal week at work.
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#649437 - 03/24/18 01:29 PM
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Hell, the way the weather's been so far this year, two warm days in a row would make me giddy.
This snow has been fucking me in the ass/wallet. It seems like forever since I have had a normal week at work. It's all Al Gore's fault. He should have never invented Climate Change. Goddamn libtards again.
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#649446 - 03/25/18 08:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'll believe in man made global warming, right after they discover the first snufflupagus fossils.
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#649447 - 03/25/18 01:36 PM
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Elder of Zion
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I'll believe in man made global warming, right after they discover the first snufflupagus fossils. So, you think it's God's design or just cow farts?
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#649448 - 03/25/18 03:08 PM
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[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Fucking Master
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hahaha, wait, is jerkules joking around or is he a real climate change denier?
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#649461 - 03/27/18 08:34 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Lets just make a separate thread for this.
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#649466 - 03/27/18 10:08 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Jerkules]
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Some breakfast sandwich machine that make Egg McMuffins. I have one, it is great. Sandwich size English muffins are a lil sketchy cramming them in w/o burning yer fingers. If I had it to do over again, I would have bought the one that does 2 at a time. I buy the box of Jimmy Dean pre-cooked sausage at Sam's Club to use in it. They a little too small, but work and taste good. This thing is great, I use it a few times a week with either Canadian bacon or the sausages like you said. I would have got the double too if I knew. I get the 20 pack of hash brown patties from Aldis for about 3.50 good deal.
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#649472 - 03/27/18 02:21 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Some breakfast sandwich machine that make Egg McMuffins. I have one, it is great. Sandwich size English muffins are a lil sketchy cramming them in w/o burning yer fingers. If I had it to do over again, I would have bought the one that does 2 at a time. I buy the box of Jimmy Dean pre-cooked sausage at Sam's Club to use in it. They a little too small, but work and taste good. This thing is great, I use it a few times a week with either Canadian bacon or the sausages like you said. I would have got the double too if I knew. I get the 20 pack of hash brown patties from Aldis for about 3.50 good deal. Light years better than having a couple frying pans to clean.
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