we have a Lees in our town and it is pretty good chicken. They have a good pot pie in the wintertime too.

new pair of Wahl clippers

I bought a rubber blow up doll and fucked it.

Superior US engineering.

Was it impressed with your shoes?

A bag of weed
A bag of weed
Everything's better with
A bag of weed.

She was so impressed with them she licked the soles after she squirt on my face.

Pissing also. Go away.

squirt. not piss. two different things.

Haven't you ever pounded a dirty whore and she gets so hot she gushes all over your dick? She's not micturating.

Porn squirt is piss. Go away.

What does an ounce go for where you are? Is it the dry time? This time of year always results in a huge shortage and prices skyrocketing.

Someone left a bag, and I have no pipe. So, I bought an (organic) apple and I'm gonna try to fashion an all-natural makeshift pipe.

An old buddy used an empty soda can once in a pinch. I think there may have been a piece of aluminum foil involved too. It was weed, not anything hard.

I've done that and it's easy to do. But I thought I heard somewhere that burning aluminum gives you Alzheimer's. That's why I thought I'd try an apple. Honesty, I shoulda just gone to the local tobacco shop and bought a glass "tobacco pipe."

Apples fucking rule as a pipe. Golden delicious. Look on etsy.com for a glass pipe. It's a crafter's site. I just bought one from a guy somewhere back east. It was an "apprentice's" piece. Very nice, heavy, good piece. Less than $16 shipped to me. And there's tons of them on the site.

$250- 270. For being a titan in the smokeware industry, not to mention how much gets gone through here, we're pretty much on the bottom of the retail pile. The Bongos don't exactly rape us, and the sack is always right on weight. But we pay retail.

The Pot Snobs are north of us 150 miles and there are a lot of growers around them. Medicinal gardens. So we can get an .oz for $180- 200. Inconsistent quality, tho. From dry and rough to beautiful, sticky, stinky, gooey, crystally that will knock you on your ass. So, we score when we go there, but it's not our main source. Need to make a trip there soon. Last time we were there we met a guy who runs a head shop out of his house...under the table, as it were. He really likes my stuff and I'm seriously in need of an ego boost.

We never really have dry times. There's year round growing within 200 miles in every direction. Mexicans, Canadians, Mormons. Everybody's growing.

I'm gonna have a second bowl.

Of course all of the above is not true and just the product of my imagination.

Hi, cum face.

Rubber dolls don't piss.

Bravo, well done.

You could work up a bladder/ hose system if that's what you need.

Put an enema bottle on the abdomen, w/ the end of the hose near the snatch, and just give her a punch when you want her to squirt. Talk to Dr. Boris, he'll be able to set you up.

Can't afford that shit, spent all my money on shoes.

Small size leather purse in color black for $100.00 on Amazon

"And the colored girls say: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo do doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooo..." [saxaphone riff]

I might spend money on whores this weekend.

You pinch outta Barry's bag, or you buy a sax?

No man. Panzer posting abt buying a purse made me think abt Lou Reeds "Take A Walk On The Wildside"

He had to get a birthday present for his favourite tranny. That or it's to carry chopped up baby rectums.

Its a good bag made out of real leather:

He gonna resell it on ebay. How's your seller rating Boris?

He has a very good rating of 2,996. In the last 12 months he has 1,501 positives and 1 negative. That negative is from a buyer who claims Alex sent him the wrong scented oil.

The buyer claimed in the eBay message that he accidentally bought the wrong one and wanted me to replace it, but I told him no.

Stand your ground.

Worked great. If you're careful with the carving knife, you don't even need a screen.

And then here's what not to have for lunch: Sweet & Spicy Chili Doritos, topped with slices of Swiss cheese and dipped into potato salad. Unfortunately, there wasn't any bacon in the fridge.

I think I saw that bag on Dr. Kildare Show, no?

I always wanted to be a doctor (and a bus driver), but I failed the medical chemistry course at Kingsborough.

Fortunately you don't need medical chemistry to achieve your bus driver dream. Hell you might even need a psychological evaluation.

USB anus warmer for under $9.00 (delivered) from AliExpress

New or used?

New. The used ones are like $100;

Did you buy a few so you can use them then sell them?

I bought one to use on your mom.

She would use her rape whistle before you had a chance. But assuming you succeeded, how much will you sell that one for?

what flavor did you get?.

Caliente.

Note that the USB Anus Warmer is a "High Speed USB" device, which means it requires a USB 2.0 port. Alex, make sure to warn your buyers of this important technical point.

The USB 1.x generation only had throughput of 1.5 Mbp/s to 12 Mbp/s, whereas the High Speed USB increased notional throughput to 480 Mbp/s. While this would seem to surpass the FireWire IEEE 1394 bus' 400 Mbp/s throughput, in actual practice it was demonstrated that FireWire's two-way performance was vastly superior. That's why I insist on a FireWire Anus Warmer.

You are correct, FireWire can support true bidirectional communication between devices while USB, which is cheaper to make, Only supports data transfer in a single direction at one time.

How about a Gigabit Power over Ethernet (POE) anus warmer. You can get 48V up to 350mA for a power of 16.8W. With USB 2.0 you are limited to 5V @ 500ma for a power of 2.5W. With Gigabit POE you get a much higher bidirectional speed and you get a longer cable run.

I had not considered Power over Ethernet as an option for an Anus Warmer but now that you've mentioned POE it seems obvious. With 16.8W to work with, vice that measly 2.5W on the USB, one's anus could be warmed to a much higher temperature much more quickly.

Who says American ingenuity is in decline?

Panzer try a soldering iron

Doctor's bag and camera grip came in yesterday:

i can't wait for a jury to see all that stuff.

I picture him carrying it with him so he can feel good standing in line for free food and drinks across the city.