I actually discovered I'm very picky when it comes to drinks because I don't like to think too much about them. So I don't drink teas because I find they have too many flavors and almost require my attention to detail- or at least they force me to start thinking about them. I like very bland things like hot water or cold milk because their taste and texture is almost devoid of any real personality. They're as bland as you can get.

I recently got into drinking frappaccinos and they're so fscking overwhelming with taste it's like drinking a cake. I can't drink this sort of thing if I'm hoping to relax, but if I'm working and distracted it's nice because it's like drugs to your brain. Your concentration goes on overdrive and your stomach is doing loops. The first time I had one of these I was high as a kite and thinking "man, people go around high like kites all the time."