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#320105 - 01/19/09 02:00 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Darrah Offline
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i kind of hate myself for even attempting to speak seriously about this to you, and giving you an opportunity to do your "check me out, i'm an obtuse sleazeball!" routine.



Is that aimed at me or Alex? I don't think you're a sleazeball. I think it's odd in a fascinating way when people spend so much on animals. But I figure you think of them as your children and spend all that money on them as you would on your children.



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#320106 - 01/19/09 02:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
cqd Offline
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I am totally confused. Alex's insane nested quote makes my brain hurt.

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#320107 - 01/19/09 07:22 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I believe that this,

Quote:

the only nicer cage i could have gotten would be to spend more than $3000 dollars on a stainless steel cage, and the design wouldn't have been nearly as good.




might just have a little to do with this.

Quote:

i'm not sure why, but the only two high-end cage companies have both folded in the last few years


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#320108 - 01/19/09 08:39 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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Is that aimed at me or Alex? I don't think you're a sleazeball. I think it's odd in a fascinating way when people spend so much on animals. But I figure you think of them as your children and spend all that money on them as you would on your children.




aimed at alex, of course.

i think of him as an animal who i have taken on the responsibility of caring for. and i suppose i probably do think of him as my child to an extent. it's like, he has to spend more than half of his life in a cage, so i want it to be a nice cage and i want him to have plenty of toys to entertain him while he's in there. it's fucked up he has to be locked in a cage in the first place, nahimean?

Quote:

I believe that this,

Quote:

the only nicer cage i could have gotten would be to spend more than $3000 dollars on a stainless steel cage, and the design wouldn't have been nearly as good.




might just have a little to do with this.

Quote:

i'm not sure why, but the only two high-end cage companies have both folded in the last few years







those two companies did not make stainless steel cages. but i see what you are getting at. it just is weird to me that someone would spend the money to get an expensive bird like a macaw, cockatoo, amazon, etc., and then want to cheap out on the cage. all you have to do is look into it a very, very little bit to see that you are better off in the long run spending the extra money for a quality cage. then again, that's the problem. many, many people do absolutely no research before they buy a high maintenance bird, stick them inside a shitty little cage with no toys, then are shocked when the bird is unpleasant, loud, or self-mutilates. a lot of people seem to think of a parrot as a decoration or conversation piece or something, as opposed to a real pet that needs time, attention and consideration. but, anyway, in searching for this cage i talked to half a dozen vendors and they all told me that they wished these two companies were still operating, because they could easily sell the cages and they get complaints from people all the time that they can't find a good cage for their birds.
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#320109 - 01/19/09 03:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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aimed at alex, of course.

i think of him as an animal who i have taken on the responsibility of caring for. and i suppose i probably do think of him as my child to an extent. it's like, he has to spend more than half of his life in a cage, so i want it to be a nice cage and i want him to have plenty of toys to entertain him while he's in there. it's fucked up he has to be locked in a cage in the first place, nahimean?






Just give him some enema bags, tubes and nozzles to play with.
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#320110 - 01/19/09 04:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
HP f4210 3 in 1

40$

taking advance of circuit city

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#320111 - 01/19/09 04:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
143 items at Bath & Body Works = 6 large bags.

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#320112 - 01/19/09 04:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
On the bus?

Has the economy hurt your e-business?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I just realized this was my 666th post...
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#320113 - 01/20/09 06:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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On the bus?

Has the economy hurt your e-business?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I just realized this was my 666th post...



What bus?

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#320114 - 01/20/09 06:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Just bought this book for $0.43 on clearence over at Bath & Body Works:



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#320115 - 01/20/09 06:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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It has stuff like this:



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#320116 - 01/20/09 08:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
*L*G* Offline
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Loc: Great America
Quote:

Just bought this book for $0.43 on clearence over at Bath & Body Works:






alex why you bought that book? are you planing some enema with hair or something

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#320117 - 01/20/09 08:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Just bought this book for $0.43 on clearence over at Bath & Body Works:






alex why you bought that book? are you planing some enema with hair or something




If I will ever do my own porn series then I might as well be a hair and makeup artist, so I can save and pocket the production money. And this book is useful and cheap.

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#320118 - 01/20/09 08:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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12 oz raw cocao powder.
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#320119 - 01/20/09 08:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Are you a hair fetishist?

There was a guy caught here who was cutting womens pony tails off on public transport, he'd sit behind them and lop the pony tail off with scissors...fuck knows what he did with them.

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#320120 - 01/20/09 08:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Are you a hair fetishist?

There was a guy caught here who was cutting womens pony tails off on public transport, he'd sit behind them and lop the pony tail off with scissors...fuck knows what he did with them.



I dont considere myself a hair fetishist but I do like nice hair and if it smells nice like Garnier Fructis or like L'Oreal shampoo. Sometimes when I am in the crowded subway and theres a nice girl with a hair that smells nice then I take my time to sniff it for as long as possible without getting caught. Theres nothing wrong with nice hair, right?

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#320121 - 01/20/09 08:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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...fuck knows what he did with them.



Maybe he flossed his asscrack with the ponytail

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#320122 - 01/20/09 08:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Quote:

Are you a hair fetishist?

There was a guy caught here who was cutting womens pony tails off on public transport, he'd sit behind them and lop the pony tail off with scissors...fuck knows what he did with them.




I dont considere myself a hair fetishist but I do like nice hair and if it smells nice like Garnier Fructis or like L'Oreal shampoo. Sometimes when I am in the crowded subway and theres a nice girl with a hair that smells nice then I take my time to sniff it for as long as possible without getting caught. Theres nothing wrong with nice hair, right?




In my opinion there's nothing wrong with it...but I'm a degenerate pervert....sniff away, Alex.

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#320123 - 01/21/09 06:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
1 gig of ram for one of my laptops 30$

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#320124 - 01/22/09 04:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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2 Spring 2009 college courses - $934.00 and a bunch of cufflinks from eBay



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#320125 - 01/22/09 04:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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This one is very nice, very fierce bidding that I won at a cost of $36.00:



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#320126 - 01/22/09 04:05 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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This one is a vintage pair that only cost me $2.50, it has this greek Versace ornament motif:



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#320127 - 01/22/09 04:07 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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I only got these 2 pairs because of the silver ones, the cost was 4 British pounds:



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#320128 - 01/22/09 04:09 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Sword tie clips, I only bought it because I was interested in the 4th one:



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#320129 - 01/22/09 04:12 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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This pair was $0.99, no one wanted it except me:



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#320130 - 01/22/09 04:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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And this set was $17.00 with Buy-It-Now, I only paid so much because of the Versace-esque motif:



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#320131 - 01/22/09 06:08 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
You'll be sitting pretty if you ever have a job that requires sleeves.

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#320132 - 01/22/09 06:42 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

You'll be sitting pretty if you ever have a job that requires sleeves.





Maybe someday I can have my own chain of fast food restaurants that can serve all kinds of tasty foods like Cinnamon Buns, Subway Sandwiches, Tacos, Cajun Fries, Cheese Fries and Stick Meat.

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#320133 - 01/22/09 06:48 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Yeah, then you can make your employees wear sleeves and design a set of cool cufflinks for the uniform.

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#320134 - 01/22/09 07:10 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 09/07/07
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Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe

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#320135 - 01/22/09 04:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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I just came up with an idea for enema cufflinks. The cufflinks with the built-in enema!

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#320136 - 01/22/09 04:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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I won a used Canon PowerShot G10 with 220EX flash and some other accessories on ebay for $485.00. Initially I planned to buy the camera on Amazon since I had over $53.00 in Amazon credit, but at the end of the checkout I was slapped with $34.00+ sales tax, what a highway robbery! So I declined the Amazon purchase and went hunting on eBay for deals. The auction that I won costed me more but I guess that the 220EX accessory flash is worth it:



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#320137 - 01/22/09 06:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Sword tie clips, I only bought it because I was interested in the 4th one:







you should do a enema system with those


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#320138 - 01/22/09 07:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
charin Offline
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Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Quote:

2 Spring 2009 college courses - $934.00 ...




Good investment, Alex. Best of luck with your classes.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#320139 - 01/22/09 07:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

2 Spring 2009 college courses - $934.00 ...




Good investment, Alex. Best of luck with your classes.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



Thanks, I hope that I get a 3rd certificate by the end of 2009.

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#320140 - 01/22/09 07:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind


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#320141 - 01/22/09 07:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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^^^Is that one of your devices for when you kidnap me and whore me out in Dubai?
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#320142 - 01/22/09 07:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

^^^Is that one of your devices for when you kidnap me and whore me out in Dubai?



Yeah, the probes go into tits and the clamp into cunt and asshole.

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#320143 - 01/22/09 07:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Almond milk as per Gia's suggestion, haven't tried it yet though.
Raw Cocoa powder and Granny Smith apples.
Pair of brown suede Pumas, long black scarf (like I need another one ), 3 pairs of black tights, various patterns and one weed pipe made of glass, really pretty.

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#320144 - 01/22/09 07:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
^^^It's actually cocao powder. More pure form of cocoa. But hey, at least you're on the right track to healthier chocolate milk. Try to get cocao if you can exchange it.
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#320145 - 01/22/09 07:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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^^^It's actually cocao powder. More pure form of cocoa. But hey, at least you're on the right track to healthier chocolate milk. Try to get cocao if you can exchange it.


No that's what I got, the one you told me to get.....I spelled it incorrectly. It came in a bag with like a ziploc top, very expensive I might add, 10.99 per lb They also had it labled organic, maybe that's why they added more money to it, who the fuck knows, but Im gonna make that shake on Saturday afternoon minus Bananas G, you know I despise those yellow suckers. Only got a lb bag in case I didnt like it.

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#320146 - 01/22/09 07:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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awesome, girlie. small size is the way to go if you're just experimenting. add just a few fresh berries if you like. play around. you don't have to like bananas. rawtastic!
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#320147 - 01/22/09 07:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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I dont do berries either, Im wierd w/food..very picky, I told ya that 100's of times....I only eat cherries in July and early August, and not Maraschinos either, they're gross and wont eat a chocolate if it has fruit in it, especially cherries. No ice cream w/fruit in it...no mint ice cream, wierd but there's many things I do like obviously.
I think I will just do it w/the milk, powder, maybe a splash of vanilla?? (can I add that) and ice cubes.

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#320148 - 01/22/09 08:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
sounds good to me, babydoll. yeah, marichino (sp) cherries are factory food grossness. even grosser to me since my date years back tied a knot with the stem in his mouth to impress me. quelle gross and faggy was that? seriously.
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#320149 - 01/22/09 08:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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^^Oh how sexy, everyone thinks it is hot and wants to be able to do that, I will admit I always wanted to be able to do it too....when I order a Pina Colada out and they put the cherry in, I try, but it never worked....everyone knows I dont eat the cherry and they would all fight for it at the table like it was fucking gold. Uggg stupidity and grossness.

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#320150 - 01/22/09 08:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
What guys order drinks that involve cherries? (except maybe an old fashioned?)
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#320151 - 01/22/09 08:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Quote:

What guys order drinks that involve cherries? (except maybe an old fashioned?)


Im not a guy. Pinas come with a sliced Orange on the side, wedge of Pineapple and a Maraschino Cherry.

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#320152 - 01/22/09 08:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Another set of cufflinks:



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#320153 - 01/22/09 08:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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And another one:



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#320154 - 01/22/09 08:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Quote:

Another set of cufflinks:




Not for nothing Al, but those are really really ugly. I hope you're going to sell them on E - Bay

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