Is "won" really the right word?

^ I'm thinking that's a question that is better left unasked...

I have never heard of that cologne.

$8.00 for a haircut.

TiVo Premiere

Hamster got named Navin R. Johnson.

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

The name leaves the door opened for quite a few awful jokes.

They are utterly absurd reviews of a cologne that panzer uses and endorses.

"This should be called 'New Jersey Guido'."

Read on, it's tough to tell if these guys take this seriously. But panzer does, so it's funny.

Two pairs of hiking shorts and a pair of Columbia hiking shoes from Bass Pro Shop, $75 total.

2 keyboard covers, to keep jizz and food from fucking up my keys $3.82 each

2 HDMI cables $7something each.

Both from Ebay

A 3.4oz Jacomo de Jacomo cologne for $4.98 on eBay:

Mini-RC flash bracket for $32.00 on eBay:

you buy all this shit but do nothing with it.

You should sign up for a landfill permit for your bearded mothers apartment- you're gonna need it. Hoarder.

New Balance Men's 576 Walking Shoe, black, 11EEEE.

A last minute ticket to see Eddie Izzard. He did two and a half hours of material. Absolutely incredible,

bus ticket for a mexican whore skank from dallas to austin.

Tomorrow - new Trane heating and air system. Phew ! That will cut into the porn and ammo budget !

Gelatin dessert for $0.99:

2x 550EX Canon flashes, lightstand, umbrella, dual flash bracket - all for $420.00 on eBay:

Chicken thighs, tomato sauce, and Glory brand kale (greens). Fixed chicken and rice Greek/Turkish style which includes a touch of cinnamon.

^^^ rock hard gelatin? WTF???

Stemless wine glasses and carafe from crate n barrel, also a set of 12 glass storage bowls with plastic lids

Box of Pastry for the BBQ today, fucking rip offs around here, 34.00 wtf?

10 pieces of corsetry and lingerie from another escort for 100 bucks
(they fell offa truck )
hey its not agent provocateur but its just gonna get nutt all over it anyhow

Just won all this for only $170.00 on eBay. The main thing is the KitchenAid heavy duty mixer:

Do you think winning and buying something are the same thing?

Conq, think about it: Panzer attempts to use that in the kitchen? We ALL win. It's comedy Gold.

I'm sure you noticed the picture he posted isn't from his own kitchen.

Give it time, man. I expect to see rorschach splatter on babushka's china within a fortnight.

Gotta go get a meat grinder attachment now Panzer. Then you can build your own sausage.

it turns into two different space ship modes too.



took me 3 and a half hours to build.cool little bonus is that it came with the stand its pictured with.stands are usually 6 bucks a piece by themselves.

boxing shoes.

some persols and a daystate airwolf mct

i cannot stand to do cardio at the gym, so i'm in the process of acquiring some bicycles.

currently i have a pre-litespeed merger merlin hardtail with a manitou 2 from when i had time to ride in the summers during high school. it's long in the tooth to say the least, i think it's a 93.

i grew up semi-unsupervised and fearless in elementary school and wrecked a gt bmx bike a year launching off anything i could find so my technical skills are solid and all there is here is rocky and slippery singletrack.

i'd love any suggestions from someone more up to date with things than i am. right now it seems like it makes some sense to go with 2 bikes-the lightest 29er i can find-i'm close to pulling the trigger on the epic carbon but i'm turned off by specialized shit in general.

for the other one i'm thinking ellsworth, santa cruz or yeti and putting it together the way i want to. seems worth it to spend on x.x as a group with the lightest frame in the 5" of travel neighborhood. but i'm at a loss as to what kind of rear suspension linkage to get so again, anyone with thoughts please feel free to offer them.

Gillete ProGlide Power shaving razor for $0.98 at Walgreen's

Got a FREE Taco Bell Margarita Frutista Freeze w/coupon. The coupon was for BOGO but the dumb cashier only read the FREE part. Also got a FREE 12-pk of AA batteries because a battery exploded and I complained to Duracell:

A serving of five dolmathes and a nice-sized tyropita washed down with a Mythos beer. Opa!

Small table for a scanner and a small laptop desk with fold out legs for when I'm reclining. Walmart's best !

Another Gillete ProGlide Power shaving razor for $0.98 at Walgreen's:

Alex, I use one of those, a Mach 3 I think is the specific one. Where do you get the refill blades from? I hate how they rip you off on those and figure you'll know where the best price is.

I'm kind of curious about the battery on that razor you bought. That razor doesn't vibrate does it?