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#556182 - 06/05/12 11:20 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Closed on a newly built house for the first time a month ago. And the only way I'll ever remember the date is because only half the world and their Mothers were saying, "May the Fourth be with you". *facepalm*


May the schwartz be with you!!! Now flip it!
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#556196 - 06/05/12 12:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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skratchy seal in the 4th dimension 2xlp on glow in the dark vinyl





ive wanted it for a month or two but just today i noticed its getting sold out and backordered even on thudrumbles site so i figured its now or never.


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#556197 - 06/05/12 12:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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About 25 bucks worth of cherries.
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#556198 - 06/05/12 12:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
Closed on a newly built house for the first time a month ago. And the only way I'll ever remember the date is because only half the world and their Mothers were saying, "May the Fourth be with you". *facepalm*


Congrats on the house.
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#556203 - 06/05/12 02:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: cqd]
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Originally Posted By: cqd
About 25 bucks worth of cherries.


Damn cqd, you'll be shitting like a goose!

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#556204 - 06/05/12 02:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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interesting you should mention.

Yesterday I got 500 grams of old cheddar
200 g roqueforte
100g stlton
150 extra cream bleu cheese...

But the cherries aren't actually directly for me. I believe the are to be used for baking.
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#556219 - 06/05/12 06:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Generizer Offline
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cqd, did you pop those $25 worth of cherries? wink

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#556220 - 06/05/12 06:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: cqd]
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Originally Posted By: cqd
interesting you should mention.

Yesterday I got 500 grams of old cheddar
200 g roqueforte
100g stlton
150 extra cream bleu cheese...

But the cherries aren't actually directly for me. I believe the are to be used for baking.

how do you obtain such classy cheeses?ive always wanted to make some dishes with some really nice cheeses.
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#556230 - 06/05/12 08:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I went and bought Premium for Battlefield 3, I figured fuck it I was in for all the dlc anyway. Of course I was in a rush to pick it up and yet now haven't even played it yet.

Also picked up the blu ray for the show Workaholics season 1+2
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#556231 - 06/05/12 08:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Generizer]
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Originally Posted By: Generizer
cqd, did you pop those $25 worth of cherries? wink


Have not touched them, just made a baguette sized cheese burger.

Frank, I think if you'll look you'll find imported cheeses. I got all that stuff within 3 blocks of my apartment.
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#556280 - 06/06/12 10:00 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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ill check costco,they seem to have more and more exotic cheeses all the time.
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#556319 - 06/06/12 07:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: frankie fatale]
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We've got more wood than Mandingo can handle!
5/8 in. x 5-1/2 in. x 6 ft. Cedar Dog Ear Picket. 314 pieces at $2.05 each




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#556323 - 06/06/12 07:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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gen its not how much would you have its what you do with it.but seriously im guessing youre gonna build a fence?
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#556324 - 06/06/12 07:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Can't wait to see you naked with a toolbelt and nail gun as you build that fence.

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#556336 - 06/06/12 09:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Good call B.
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#556367 - 06/07/12 08:01 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: frankie fatale]
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Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
gen its not how much would you have its what you do with it.but seriously im guessing youre gonna build a fence?


We're having rock pylons put up around the property along the rock wall and about two feet high fencing in between. While we wait for the pylons to finish, we're gonna lightly sand the wood, use an exterior Australian oil with some exterior redwood stain to that for a very rich effect. Can't wait! I tested it out last Friday and it looks great. smile

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#556695 - 06/10/12 03:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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A liter of kimchi.

A few packages of frozen natto (don't have the measurement)

A hunk of stilton (no measurement)

And a piece of pepperoni.
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#556704 - 06/10/12 05:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Various shit I didn't really need at Wally world. I gotta stay away from that fucking place.
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#556712 - 06/10/12 09:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Natto? Keep it frozen.

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#556713 - 06/10/12 09:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I don't like eating frozen natto.
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#556715 - 06/10/12 10:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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The people around you may have their own feelings about you eating natto, period.

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#556716 - 06/10/12 10:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I'm not familiar with the product. After Googling it, it looks like regurgitated beans.
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#556718 - 06/10/12 11:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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You could only possibly mean my hamsters as I live alone. I've been eating the stuff for many years and they have never complained.


Edited by cqd (06/10/12 11:04 PM)
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#556731 - 06/10/12 11:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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saw this bad boy today graduation shopping for my lil cousin.was 60 at toys r us so i decided to mull it over.regretted it the whole day and got home a lil while ago and found it on amazon for 39.







630 plus pieces.cant wait till it comes in the mail. cool
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#556737 - 06/10/12 11:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: cqd]
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Originally Posted By: cqd
You could only possibly mean my hamsters as I live alone. I've been eating the stuff for many years and they have never complained.


It's reassuring you consider yourself as living alone. I was worried you thought your hamsters were people.

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#557095 - 06/15/12 10:46 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#557096 - 06/15/12 11:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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The whipped cream ones are more fun.
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#557097 - 06/15/12 11:17 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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How so? I don't like whipped cream.
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#557098 - 06/15/12 11:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Getting high on the nitrous chargers.
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#557099 - 06/15/12 11:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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a new front light for my bicycle.
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#557100 - 06/15/12 11:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Both devices work exactly the same way. But nitrous oxide as a recreational drug sucks.
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#557107 - 06/15/12 03:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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The chagers are different sizes.

Hippie crack is fun. Mixes well with other drugs too. Say the burn from meth makes your vagina hurt. Then after you blast a line, do a double shot of nitrous to make the burn fade to Waa Waas.
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#557115 - 06/15/12 08:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I have never had any problems getting nitrous chargers to fit into soda siphons before.

It's way too fast acting to be of any value to me. I see no fun in a drug that you can't stand up while using.

If you have evidence that I am wrong please post it but in my experience 8 gram n2o cartridges fit in the exact same devices as 8 gram co2 carts.

Is this something you have actual experience with?
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#557116 - 06/15/12 08:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Yeah, Jerky, you don't know what you're talking about.

Looky here. Check the recipe description for September 2, 2011.

"The Co2 cartridges are the same size as the N20 cartridges so there will be no problem using C02 in your whipped cream dispenser — here are the steps!"

If you have any evidence to refute that the 8 gram cartridges I use to carbonate water are not the exact same size and shape as the 8 gram whip cream chargers please link.
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#557117 - 06/15/12 11:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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All I have is the fact when I put a nitrous charger in the seltzer bottle I have, it is a bitch to twist enough to crack em open. Then they are always jammmed in it, and have to be tugged out or bang the thing on a table, to loosen it up.

Why can't you stand up, doing them? Wandering around the parking lot of a concert w/ a couple balloons is a good time.
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#557119 - 06/16/12 08:32 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Because it's retarded to stand up when you are depriving your brain of oxygen?
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#557120 - 06/16/12 08:41 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I've only seen a couple people flop. I did once, but I caught myself before hitting the ground.
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#557127 - 06/16/12 10:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I believe you've proven my point. Also why would anyone who doesn't already have brain damage use a drug known as hippie crack. Hippies should be killed and crack speaks for itself.
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#557129 - 06/16/12 10:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: cqd
I believe you've proven my point.


What was your point, you don't trust yourself to do a drug while standing?


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Also why would anyone who doesn't already have brain damage use a drug known as hippie crack. Hippies should be killed and crack speaks for itself.


Really?

Why would anyone smoke something called weed? People don't want weeds in their lawn, and you would put it in your lungs?

Who would want a blow job? I don't want some terrorist chick blowing up my junk on a jihad.

How about reverse cowgirl? I don't want a girl as big as a cow bouncing on my dick, she likely to break something.

And why would they call Babe Ruth the Sultan of Swat? He wasn't an A-rab, he was a drunk, pudgy white guy.

What's with these assholes that park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? I'd also like to know how cum all these fucking turnpikes are practically dead straight.

Somebody put me in touch with those 4 jews that run the world. I need some answers STAT.
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#557131 - 06/16/12 10:46 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
cqd Offline
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How common is flopping though? I mean out of x number of times you've used nitrous how much flopping is acceptable?

Weed is called that because of how resilient it is and how easy it is to grow. You have no point.
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#557150 - 06/16/12 04:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: cqd]
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Originally Posted By: cqd
Because it's retarded to stand up when you are depriving your brain of oxygen?


I remember when I was a kid, one of us figured out a way to get a weird hypoxic buzz. You'd do 5 or 6 rapid toe touches and then stand up straight and squeeze your neck. I stopped doing it after I fell over backwards once and almost killed myself by smacking my head on a glass door.

The best nitrous high I ever got was in the dentist's office. He left me waiting forever with the nitrous mask on and I reached back and cranked the N lever. It soon felt like I was levitating above my own body in the exam chair. Then I started to pass out, so I took the mask off before I turned blue or something.
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#557166 - 06/17/12 01:55 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: cqd]
Jerkules Offline
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Flopping isn't all that common. Most people do it once and then realize a what point they need to breathe in the future.
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#557188 - 06/17/12 01:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Front row seats for Extreme Uprising and the Q & A session. 2 seats, $60 each and $10 shipping.
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#557309 - 06/19/12 10:07 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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6 Michelin XRV 235 / 80R - 22.5 balanced and mounted @ $475 each plus tax.
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#557311 - 06/19/12 12:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
6 Michelin XRV 235 / 80R - 22.5 balanced and mounted @ $475 each plus tax.




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#557314 - 06/19/12 02:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gucci sneakers.

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#557391 - 06/20/12 09:10 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Generizer Offline
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A custom handmade iron gate 14ft wide for the back entrance to my property for $1,250 I was so nervous how it would turn out from the design on paper but this happens to be one project that went smoother than the skin on my ass.

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#557394 - 06/20/12 09:24 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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How tall is it?

Gates are cool. If it wasn't for the UPS guy constantly in and out, I'd put one on my driveway to keep the Jehovah's witnesses out.
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#557396 - 06/20/12 10:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Build a conspirator's retreat. Electric fences are only the beginning.

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#557460 - 06/20/12 08:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
Generizer Offline
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It's 10ft high. With rock wall surrounding the property, just added pylons every 9ft and putting up wood fencing in between them. Taking cedar with two coats of an exterior water base redwood stain and then one coat of an Australian oil that has a tint of Mahogany to it that brings out the wood grain, knots and creating more depth to the redwood color. It's looking fucking amazing so far. Can't wait to finish it!

And later on will likely put a wet concrete seal on the rock wall to give a nice wet look. We tested it out and it definitely brings out all the colors in all the natural stone. We'll see.

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