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#320555 - 06/09/09 05:03 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Dirty Director always makes me laugh. The whores are so fucking beat on it. I stumbled across it years ago and wondered who the fuck would pay money to watch these skrags get fucked. Then I started posting here and bingo. This is not your first time as a member there, if I'm not mistaken, Alex... Dirty Director claims that his website is very popular. I joined it a bunch of times before. Like 4-5 times maybe.
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#320556 - 06/09/09 05:09 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Quote: Is that a dude's ass? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??!1!! I love how Panzer is such a cheap penny pincher with everything in life, but he'll pay $30/month to see some gaping geico caveman cream pie ass. Nah, there is no dude ass, it is just a girl with a super hairy asshole: It figures you'd like girls who look like castrated men. Good morning, Tranzer. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#320557 - 06/09/09 09:20 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	All together now.....Sieg hairsuitism _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#320558 - 06/09/09 09:32 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Wankus was my Daddy Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/09 Posts: 316 Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church	Damn it Panzer, my eyes, my fucking eyes. _________________________ "Quasarman. The only thing this idiot should be directing is french fries into a deep fryer." JS
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#320559 - 06/09/09 09:37 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	You could always buy your daddy a bar of soap. _________________________
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#320560 - 06/09/09 10:42 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
JasonH Gay For Pay Registered: 02/15/07 Posts: 954	Quote: Quote: Dirty Director always makes me laugh. The whores are so fucking beat on it. I stumbled across it years ago and wondered who the fuck would pay money to watch these skrags get fucked. Then I started posting here and bingo. This is not your first time as a member there, if I'm not mistaken, Alex... Dirty Director claims that his website is very popular. I joined it a bunch of times before. Like 4-5 times maybe. Panzer, do you actually jerk off to this shit? _________________________ Why do you black guys like to ruin white girls? I guess for the same reason you like to ruin white neighborhoods. -NitneLiun
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#320561 - 06/09/09 11:21 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	The first post of this very thread....... Attachments 417917-DD.JPG (3 downloads) _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#320562 - 06/09/09 03:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5096 Loc:	That's just horrific. prime candidate for a massive cleanup and makeover. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#320563 - 06/09/09 04:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Not being ghey or anything but you gotta love Panzer. He has no fucking shame whatsoever ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#320564 - 06/09/09 04:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Pedicure 25 bucks at my friends shop. She's a hot redhead ! My feet feel like a baby's bottom. [with diaper rash] _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#320565 - 06/09/09 05:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Not being ghey or anything but you gotta love Panzer. He has no fucking shame whatsoever ! I am not denying it. That website I think is worth $30, I do not regret it. There's this granny there with multiple sclerosis who loves anal and she even shoots a baby turd out of her ass: Attachments 417951-Lustful-Alice-16.jpg (4 downloads)
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#320566 - 06/09/09 05:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: That's just horrific. prime candidate for a massive cleanup and makeover. Prime candidate for Brandon's next shoot. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#320567 - 06/09/09 09:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	2 dozens of donuts (12 crullers and 12 boston creme) - $16.00 at Dunkin Donuts
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#320568 - 06/10/09 08:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Damn ! You splurged ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#320569 - 06/10/09 09:48 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Wankus was my Daddy Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/09 Posts: 316 Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church	Nikon D60 with a couple of lenses that go from 18mm to 210mm zoom. Great pics. _________________________ "Quasarman. The only thing this idiot should be directing is french fries into a deep fryer." JS
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#320570 - 06/10/09 01:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: 2 dozens of donuts (12 crullers and 12 boston creme) - $16.00 at Dunkin Donuts Did you eat them all in one sitting? _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#320571 - 06/10/09 02:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Wankus was my Daddy Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/09 Posts: 316 Loc: Outside Daddy's new Church	Quote: Quote: 2 dozens of donuts (12 crullers and 12 boston creme) - $16.00 at Dunkin Donuts Did you eat them all in one sitting? From what I've seen, Panzer probably came and went 3 times in order to get those $16 worth of donuts with coupons.... _________________________ "Quasarman. The only thing this idiot should be directing is french fries into a deep fryer." JS
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#320572 - 06/10/09 07:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	Picked up the 15.6" Acer Timeline laptop and sold my Aspire One.
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#320573 - 06/11/09 07:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Two long sleeve shirts from Sportsman's Guide for about 13 bucks apiece. They have mesh backs and will be used at the target range to help keep the sun and motherfucking ticks off. _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#320574 - 06/12/09 06:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Pair of ballet flats, 2 tone, tan and black toe, very very cute.....no famous name, only 50 bucks, a steal for me.
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#320575 - 06/12/09 06:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Sticker paper - $55.00 and a dinner of KFC Snacker & 5-Layer Nachos - $2.04
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#320576 - 06/12/09 08:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Woo hoo the ammo shortage is easing up. 2 boxes .45 long colt, 2 boxes .380 ACP and a 500 round brick of .22 lr ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#320577 - 06/13/09 12:38 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Coffee and a banana at Erotica LA. $3.50 _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#320578 - 06/13/09 12:41 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Coffee and a banana at Erotica LA. $3.50 Did you eat the banana real sexily? _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#320579 - 06/13/09 12:56 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I eat it as I run around and get stuff done. Best energy bar in the world! _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#320580 - 06/13/09 02:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: Pair of ballet flats, 2 tone, tan and black toe, very very cute.....no famous name, only 50 bucks, a steal for me. Ballet flats? Reinforced with stainless steel, I bet? _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#320581 - 06/13/09 03:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Ten bucks for a haircut @ Fantastic Sam's. _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#320582 - 06/14/09 02:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	A used Playstation Portable with 12 games and 4GB MemoryStick for $112.50 delivered, on eBay.
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#320583 - 06/18/09 09:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	First time at Costco. Certainly the last! Shit hole disgusting pig family the hell. 15 Smart Waters $10, shitload of mach3 blades $39, 2 4gig mem cards $30, 22" flatscreen tv $200, shitload of qtips $10. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#320584 - 06/19/09 12:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
John Doe AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/07/08 Posts: 572 Loc: USA	$19.99 Attachments 419959-3.jpg (5 downloads)
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#320585 - 06/19/09 07:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	5 2xist tanktops for only $12.40.
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#320586 - 06/19/09 07:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Quote: First time at Costco. Certainly the last! Shit hole disgusting pig family the hell. 15 Smart Waters $10, shitload of mach3 blades $39, 2 4gig mem cards $30, 22" flatscreen tv $200, shitload of qtips $10. Sam's Club is even worse than Costco. Why do you use Mach 3 instead of Venus or whatever the female equivalent is? Or were they not for you? _________________________
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#320587 - 06/19/09 10:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I've used Mach3 forever. I tried Venus when it first came out, and it didn't get my legs as close a shave nor did the shave last as long. The stealth streamline look of men's razors look better anyway than the pastel flowery crap marketed to chicks. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#320588 - 06/20/09 01:48 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Today I went to the mall with Malice. He bought enough fucking candles at Bath and Body Works to light Notre Dame. They were 75% off and made by Slatkin. I approved since I wear Slatkin's Absinthe perfume. He got White Linen. I bought both the Phytologie hair mask and Molton Brown body exfoliant at 75% off. Normally, that place makes me gag, but we coveted a good haul. Then I headed to MAC and bought shadows. 1) soft brown 2) shadowy lady _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#320589 - 06/20/09 08:55 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Gia you should have your legs and pubes lasered and be done with that. I like White Linen but an ex used to wear it (maybe still does) so it's verboten around here. I get a funny twitch in my privates every time I smell it.
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#320590 - 06/20/09 02:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I need to have my legs lasered, B. All my other parts are. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#320591 - 06/20/09 03:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: I've used Mach3 forever. I tried Venus when it first came out, and it didn't get my legs as close a shave nor did the shave last as long. The stealth streamline look of men's razors look better anyway than the pastel flowery crap marketed to chicks. I knew a chick that swore that men's shaving products were all superior to similar products marketed for women. She was convinced it was a conspiracy to make more money off women than men and cause women more grief. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#320592 - 06/21/09 05:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I celebrated Father's Day by talking to my dad on skype then buying make-up. Malin+Goetz mud mask. THE BEST DETOXIFYING MASK FOR YOUR FACE EVER!!! Worth the $40!!! Get it!!!! _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#320593 - 06/21/09 06:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Quote: I celebrated Father's Day by talking to my dad on skype then buying make-up. Malin+Goetz mud mask. THE BEST DETOXIFYING MASK FOR YOUR FACE EVER!!! Worth the $40!!! Get it!!!! Does your mother make your dad talk to you?? Does he do it out of guilt and shame for failing in raising you properly?? _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#320594 - 06/21/09 08:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: Today I went to the mall with Malice. does Malice get to fuck you? like a "friends with benefits" thing? _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#320595 - 06/21/09 10:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	60 bucks. Was in a hurry. Bought it @ Best Buy... Attachments 420485-7642688_sa.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#320596 - 06/22/09 03:52 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: Malin+Goetz mud mask. THE BEST DETOXIFYING MASK FOR YOUR FACE EVER!!! Worth the $40!!! Get it!!!! This picture was before the 'detoxification'. Wonder what it looks like after.... Attachments 420509-tox.JPG (4 downloads) _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#320597 - 06/22/09 06:04 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5096 Loc:	Quote: Quote: I celebrated Father's Day by talking to my dad on skype then buying make-up. Malin+Goetz mud mask. THE BEST DETOXIFYING MASK FOR YOUR FACE EVER!!! Worth the $40!!! Get it!!!! Does your mother make your dad talk to you?? Does he do it out of guilt and shame for failing in raising you properly?? I think Gia's parents are unaware of her flesh-related exploits. (She mentioned this somewhere on the board). _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#320598 - 06/22/09 06:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bill Hicks Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 717 Loc: Off the mortal coil	Quote: 60 bucks. Was in a hurry. Bought it @ Best Buy... You must've been in one hell of a hurry. I paid less than that for four gigs of laptop RAM a month ago.
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#320599 - 06/22/09 06:37 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	A new bell and light for my bike (fucking crackheads), a pair of Van's slip-ons (bandana motif), two American Apparel t shirts for 9 bucks each, and this tank top in green... Attachments 420613-22-13-01_jpg_1cb12750dab1885235103d75a9e3314b.jpg (3 downloads) Edited by tattypatty (06/22/09 06:38 PM) _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#320600 - 06/22/09 06:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	an oz _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#320601 - 06/22/09 10:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Any time. Anywhere. Any opportunity. I'm there.
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#320602 - 06/23/09 01:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	they raped you badly
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#320603 - 06/24/09 06:15 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: 60 bucks. Was in a hurry. Bought it @ Best Buy... You are like the anti-Panzer. (I hope your anal bleeding at least messed up their floor) _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#320604 - 06/27/09 01:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
SassySorrelFilly Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 01/31/06 Posts: 44	Two physiotherapy sessions (so far) for my fucked up left knee. First session cost $60 because of the assessment, second one was $45, as are the upcoming ones. Hopefully there aren't too many more of those since I'm off work with this injury and am almost poor as it is.
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