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aimed at alex, of course.

i think of him as an animal who i have taken on the responsibility of caring for. and i suppose i probably do think of him as my child to an extent. it's like, he has to spend more than half of his life in a cage, so i want it to be a nice cage and i want him to have plenty of toys to entertain him while he's in there. it's fucked up he has to be locked in a cage in the first place, nahimean?

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Just give him some enema bags, tubes and nozzles to play with.