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I thought it was to pasta what Pizza Hut is to pizza ... a variation of the original for the midwestern palate.

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Now, Pizza Hut is offering pasta.

"Try our Tuscani Pastas! Delicious pasta dinners — Premium Bacon Mac ‘N Cheese, Meaty Marinara or Creamy Chicken Alfredo. Finally, restaurant-quality pasta delivered right to your door! Feeds 4 and comes with 5 breadsticks for only $12.99. Dinner’s done!"

If one was on the fence about the "restaurant-quality" pasta for $12.99, the five breadsticks must surely be the tipping point...

http://www.pizzahut.com/Menu.aspx

And for desert after this restaurant-quality repast:

"Baked Cinnamon Sticks
Freshly-baked, soft, melt-in-your-mouth dessert sticks topped with white chocolate and HERSHEY’S® milk chocolate – served with rich chocolate dipping sauce!"

Panzie's thinking of applying for assistant to the assistant manager...