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#581116 - 01/22/13 06:05 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Hustler, July 1976 issue.
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#581144 - 01/22/13 09:37 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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If it's a breech-loader and you can load pellets, it will be deadly accurate.
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#581147 - 01/22/13 09:51 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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Guys on woot were psyched about it, making jokes about it being the last assault rifle left or some shit. It'll take BBs or pellets and fire over 600fps.
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#581154 - 01/23/13 01:24 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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What porn is filthy enough for you to spend your jew shekels instead of just stealing?
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#581158 - 01/23/13 07:03 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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It is either hairy broads, fat broads or trannies.
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#581165 - 01/23/13 10:15 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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or the trifecta^.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#581228 - 01/24/13 04:32 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gay For Pay
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Junk yard alternator for '97 Ford Contour. Asking price was $50, Panzered the guy down to $30. He told me there would be no warranty at that price and if it didn't work, it was my problem.
3-pole Bosch style pigtail connector.
Assortment of weather tight crimp connectors.
Motorcraft voltage regulator for aforementioned alternator.
Now the Porsche has an alternator that's not a pile of shit.
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#581240 - 01/24/13 06:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Maybe not, but you are driving a Porsche with a Ford alternator. Not cool. You are officially a "DPO" now.
I went to our local overstock store and bought an LL Bean fleece for 19.99, an LL Bean cotton Doughboy sweater for 11.99 and a Brooks Brothers fleece for 19.99
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#581263 - 01/24/13 08:45 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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youll get the diabetes for free pazner.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#581270 - 01/25/13 01:17 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Maybe not, but you are driving a Porsche with a Ford alternator. Not cool. You are officially a "DPO" now.
What is a DPO? I guess I could agree with your comment about a driving a Porsche with a ford alternator, but I'm driving a Porsche with Ford fuel injectors and Ford Ranger engine mounts (I'll be switching to Volvo mounts before long.) The motor mounts are there for money saving ($50 versus $600.) To an extent the injectors are as well, but injectors are injectors. Whether they come from a Porsche box or a Ford Racing box, they're essentially the same, and one is built by Bosch while the other is built by Ford under a Bosch license. Plus Porsche doesn't sell flow matched sets and Ford Racing does. As for the alternator, the original Bosch was inadequate when it was new. Bosch claims 115amp output, but that's optimistic at best. It's more like 100, and it drops off rapidly as temps go up. It's very prone to overheating due to its old fashioned solid case design, and even requires special cooling ducts to draw in fresh air from the fender. The Contour used a Ford 3G 130 amp alternator which is actually a fairly sophisticated design. I only bought a junk yard alternator because no one had tried this solution and I wanted something cheap so I could test for fit. To buy a new version of this alternator costs about the same as a rebuilt Bosch. Switching to the Ford alt allows you to ditch the convoluted cooling ducts, get a slight bump in output, and hopefully more reliable operation in hot weather.
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#581339 - 01/25/13 12:04 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
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I recently discovered there are pet strollers. I ordered one off Amazon for $45. It's perfect for your handicap pet if you have one. Now I will be able to go on walks with my 7mo kitten Traveler when I'm better. He's too heavy to carry for long now unlike when he was itty bitty. I gotta make up for him not able to walk. I'm thrilled because he loves to see everything since he can't just walk up and sniff things like the others. I know it sounds like something retarded Paris Hilton would do for her kick dog but I actually have a legitimate reason for this. My curious lil kitten is gonna love it. I used to hold him and go on short walks before. ![smile smile](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/default/smile.gif) If you have a handicap fur baby or know someone that does, pass the info down. They make ones for heavier animals too. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032ZJZLK/ref=oh_details_o03_s00_i00
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#581346 - 01/25/13 12:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Paris Hilton is known to get sick of her dogs' yapping and lock them in closets, generally to be found and removed months later by an assistant.
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#581350 - 01/25/13 12:31 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/17/11
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Paris Hilton is known to get sick of her dogs' yapping and lock them in closets, generally to be found and removed months later by an assistant. WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?! Ugh.
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#581365 - 01/25/13 01:57 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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Yep, kind like when I do my spring cleaning in my garage and I find lil shoe leather rattles that used to be mice, before they ate all the poison I put out in the fall.
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#581395 - 01/25/13 05:00 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Paris Hilton's a homophobic hypocrite, too. It's on the internet. So you're pretending to be Arthur/Kate/Olinka now?
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#581442 - 01/25/13 08:12 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Generizer]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
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Husbiffle got me this custom made for $25. Can't wait to get better and start piew-piewing the AR! What is it?
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#581455 - 01/25/13 08:46 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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a clip im guessing.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#581459 - 01/25/13 08:55 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I'm guessing a case.
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#581469 - 01/25/13 09:20 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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They springs on the bottom? How about a target? If it is a target, turn it around, cause some Generizer should be taking shots in the rear still.
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#581480 - 01/25/13 10:51 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Bukkake Boy
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#581508 - 01/26/13 10:31 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Gay For Pay
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Like a weaver style accessory rail?
Speaking of which, I put a deposit on a AR lower yesterday.
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#581541 - 01/26/13 04:06 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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In the pocket holster for my .380s. I got one for my Bodyguard and one for my Slimline 9 earlier. I finally found a type of holster I can stand to carry.
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#581546 - 01/26/13 05:21 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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I carry my .380 in an Uncle Mikes #3 pocket holster, as I did when we had lunch. Is that what you got?
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#581578 - 01/27/13 12:39 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Gay For Pay
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If you had ordered two double cheeseburgers it would have cost an extra ten cents and you would have gotten twice as much bread. You can be a shitty jew sometimes.
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#581579 - 01/27/13 01:03 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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If you had ordered two double cheeseburgers it would have cost an extra ten cents and you would have gotten twice as much bread. You can be a shitty jew sometimes. Double cheeseburger is at least $1.59
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#581584 - 01/27/13 07:00 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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B - Allen #1 It fits my LCP and Sig Sauer P238 well.
Edited by backdoorman (01/27/13 07:00 AM)
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#581591 - 01/27/13 09:14 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Wheel bearing for a 03 Voyager, $68.99. No sense in getting the pricey one w/218k miles on it. A year warranty should be OK. Glad to realize the noise wasn't coming from the transmission.
Rode so quiet and nice, for the first time in a while, I'm even going to do the 20k mile oil and filter change. It leaks enough from the intake manifold gasket that I just check it and add every month or so. I only change it when the oil light comes on while idling at stop lights. If I can limp another 5-10k outta this thing I will be as happy as Panzer in a room full of shit covered trannies.
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#581600 - 01/27/13 10:55 AM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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a hat. it's a fucking freezer up here and i was walking around waiting for a wedding reception. all the best hats are bought on a whim.
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#581628 - 01/27/13 12:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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An oz of weed from Bongo Boi, now known as White James.
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#581634 - 01/27/13 12:10 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Two 6 round magazines for my .380 The gun can't hold a larger magazine but you can safely carry one in the chamber giving you 7 rounds.
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#581664 - 01/27/13 01:32 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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An oz of weed from Bongo Boi, now known as White James. How much?
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#581679 - 01/27/13 03:30 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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$280. Good, consistent product. We've been buying $200 ounces the last couple of months. Not as fresh, but still very smokeable.
I needs a new pipe.
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#581703 - 01/27/13 06:37 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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Oil Filter $11.97. The ones in my shop were either left overs from my wagon or the spoon in Autozone a couple months ago slipped me a filter for a 4cylinder Voyager. So I stopped by Walmart. All the ToughGuard and ExtraGuard filters were gone, so it was either cheapy Puralator or the pricey Bosch. When I picked up the Bosch and saw that it holds like 50% more dirt, so I figure it may be the last one I buy for this van. ![](http://i.imgur.com/NKPJs8K.png)
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#581705 - 01/27/13 06:40 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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You drive a mini-van? Oh...behave.
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#581721 - 01/27/13 07:03 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
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Dude, it is even better fucktard cammo than the Altima I drove a couple years ago. It needs a $1000 catalytic converter, so I've driven it around for almost 3 years now w/ a bad inspection sticker. I did get ticketed once for it, but that was because I was pulled over for an expired registration.
Only other time I been pulled over was for doing almost 80 on the NJ Turnpike and making a quick lane change. Cop said he wanted to pull me over and make sure I wasn't drinking. I wasn't and went on w/no ticket. I don't even get pulled over for seat belt tickets in this thing.
Wait, a speed trap in Brooklyn once I got pulled over in the mini van, 60something in a 35. I was trying to get away from a lunatic cabbie and the road dumps from 40 to 35 then back up to 45. I thought the whole thing was 45. Cops just fillin up their books and musta switched some info on the ticket, cause I never got the late notice. Same thing happened once w/ a seatbelt ticket at a safety stop.
I wish I had an 05 or newer w/ the Sto and Go seats. Instead I got 2 bucket seats in my garage, probably providing nests for mice.
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#581725 - 01/27/13 07:13 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Don't be defensive. I can see how it's handy, and why you'd be nursing it along. I got friends with those things and try to talk them into cutting teardrop windows in the sides.
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#581821 - 01/28/13 05:25 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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An oz of weed from Bongo Boi, now known as White James. the bongos have always intrigued me. might i ask why the name change?.
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#581825 - 01/28/13 06:15 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Elder of Zion
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^cause a black guy named James started hanging out there? ^^
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#581830 - 01/28/13 07:09 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
[Re: Uncle Joe]
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Porn Jesus
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Let your husband sharpen the knives Gen. At least til you are better.
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#581832 - 01/28/13 07:18 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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And reduce the power of his pimp hand?. no way.
Stay in the kitchen and do your job Gen. the sins of your past require a few lost fingers at the very least not to mention what you put that immobile cat through.
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