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#319303 - 08/03/08 03:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
x files season three. best buy is sold out of season two, suckage. i can't wait to work up to whichever season had "the host", my favorite episode. flukeman 4 life.
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#319304 - 08/03/08 03:16 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Quote:

Just came back from the gym 3 minutes ago.




Sad thing is he left for the gym 15 minutes ago.



He forgot his wine that he should receive in 3-5 days.

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#319305 - 08/03/08 03:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/08
Posts: 189
Loc: Edmonton, AB
Quote:

x files season three. best buy is sold out of season two, suckage. i can't wait to work up to whichever season had "the host", my favorite episode. flukeman 4 life.




Episode 2 of Season 2
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#319306 - 08/03/08 03:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
frig, seriously? that figures... the only season that they didn't have was season two. i still have nightmares of flukeman... :shivers:





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#319307 - 08/03/08 07:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Drove out to the country this afternoon and bought an 8 week old golden retriever. He's currently hiding under the bathtub.
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#319308 - 08/03/08 08:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
I was boring today...bought stuff for my animals and good brie for me!
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#319309 - 08/03/08 09:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
redish Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
250 Gig portable hard drive by Seagate.
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#319310 - 08/03/08 10:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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250 Gig portable hard drive by Seagate.



Why not 320 Gig?

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#319311 - 08/03/08 11:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
redish Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
out of stock
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#319312 - 08/04/08 02:48 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Drove out to the country this afternoon and bought an 8 week old golden retriever. He's currently hiding under the bathtub.


Congratulations, just a question, why didn't you adopt one instead of buying one?

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#319313 - 08/05/08 09:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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1 Italiano Sammie - $2.17

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#319314 - 08/06/08 02:00 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Fuck yeah! Finally Found Black Manta at Toys R Us tonight...still looking for AQUAMAN, but my LEGION OF DOOM action figure diorama is one more figure close to completion!!

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#319315 - 08/06/08 10:39 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Shimano spin shoes. $120 but on sale for $55.
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#319316 - 08/06/08 10:53 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Fuck yeah! Finally Found Black Manta at Toys R Us tonight...still looking for AQUAMAN, but my LEGION OF DOOM action figure diorama is one more figure close to completion!!






yo steve you think perhaps your boy can borrow that for a few weeks?

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#319317 - 08/06/08 12:33 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Jack Lalanne Power Juicer 99.99

3 piece suit, black and pinstripe $579

2 ties, $45 each.

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#319318 - 08/06/08 01:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
2 Porcelain crowns...1300.00

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#319319 - 08/06/08 06:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Quote:

2 Porcelain crowns...1300.00



I paid $300 for each crown couple of months ago.

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#319320 - 08/06/08 06:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Pans I didnt do it in Mexico, I did it in Brooklyn, New York. And they're gonna be beautiful

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#319321 - 08/06/08 06:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Pans I didnt do it in Mexico, I did it in Brooklyn, New York. And they're gonna be beautiful



I also did them in Brooklyn. regular ones were $250 each and the ones with special metal were $300, so i chose the special metal ones. Dr. Ivan does them.

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#319322 - 08/06/08 09:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Jack Lalanne Power Juicer 99.99

3 piece suit, black and pinstripe $579

2 ties, $45 each.






Good going there, sport. you're gonna blow through your tiny inheritance in no time.
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#319323 - 08/06/08 09:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

Jack Lalanne Power Juicer 99.99

3 piece suit, black and pinstripe $579

2 ties, $45 each.






Good going there, sport. you're gonna blow through your tiny inheritance in no time.




lol, I havent touched that money for a while. That was a little less than half a paycheck i spent today. ffs thats the third suit (and cheapest) i bought this month...

The juicer... that was just a good frivolous expense... i saw it on sale at macy's and had to buy it.

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#319324 - 08/06/08 10:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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1 lb brick of yeast

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#319325 - 08/06/08 11:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
A ticket to the Mets makeup game against the Pirates. Section 9. Upper deck.
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#319326 - 08/07/08 01:11 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
doc johnson white double dick- 29.00 dollars


one large bottle smart water (spit really is the best lube)- 3 dollars and 47 cents


big wet tits 3- free because a customer gave it to me as a gift at work

finding ones gspot- priceless
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#319327 - 08/07/08 02:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Micheal Mayhem Offline
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Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260

Yes, I am a sport card geek. Just one more of these to complete the series!! Won on ebay, of course
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#319328 - 08/07/08 03:27 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

Quote:

Drove out to the country this afternoon and bought an 8 week old golden retriever. He's currently hiding under the bathtub.


Congratulations, just a question, why didn't you adopt one instead of buying one?




I've adopted and rescued dogs in the past and they've had behavioural problems and emotional issues which required expensive re-training.

$350 is a small price to pay for such an even temperament.



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#319329 - 08/07/08 06:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Wow. Great dog!

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#319330 - 08/07/08 07:45 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Glad you're happy with your pup Hand.

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#319331 - 08/07/08 02:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
Quote:

doc johnson white double dick- 29.00 dollars


one large bottle smart water (spit really is the best lube)- 3 dollars and 47 cents


big wet tits 3- free because a customer gave it to me as a gift at work

finding ones gspot- priceless




Damn Pretty! Do you do this EVERY time I go out on the road? it's only a few weeks girl. Thanx for the birthday gift, I can't usually find "that" on the road for less than a shower or a hot meal lol. See you next time I "blow" thru town. When I get some hometime saved, I'll be spending it on you. Peace XPT...for now.

-Keep It Dirty

"On the road again..."

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#319332 - 08/07/08 06:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
2 boxes of Arson, Fossil watch for $45.00 and 5 lb bag of bread flour - will try the bread machine tommorow.

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#319333 - 08/07/08 06:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Fuck yeah! Finally Found Black Manta at Toys R Us tonight...still looking for AQUAMAN, but my LEGION OF DOOM action figure diorama is one more figure close to completion!!






you must get all the girls....
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#319334 - 08/07/08 08:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Hopefully the diorama's hideout for the Legion of Doom will be a foreboding teapot.
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#319335 - 08/08/08 10:57 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
I can think of two or three occasions where my big toy collections helped me get laid or finished the deal but its never really hurt; most girls by the time I get them home realize I'm a little off the wall. I've usually got a few magazines handy its featured in as a good conversation starter.

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#319336 - 08/08/08 11:55 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

...I've usually got a few magazines handy its featured in as a good conversation starter.




Stevie: My mommy let's me buy these with my allowance. It's my own money so I do what I want with it.

Startled drunk girl: Uhh, I think I might have cancer. I have to go home immediately for radiation. Thanks for a wonderful time. I'll call you, um next spring.
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#319337 - 08/08/08 12:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
It just makes you wonder how many days in Stevie Why's life have been spent waiting in line for Star Wars movies to open. The guy down the street ironing his original Star Trek uniform while waiting for the day his Planet of the Apes action figures accumulate enough value on E-Bay for him to get the Spock ear plastic surgery thinks you need to get outside a little more often.
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#319338 - 08/08/08 08:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Holistic kitten food (crunchies) for my new foster kitten coming tomorrow. Soft kitten food for her. God I hope she doesnt die like the other one, I cant go thru that again.
I only have to foster her for 1 month, get her healthy then shes going to Bide A Wee to be placed up for adoption.
Hope she isnt that sickly. Without their moms, they seem to get sickly faster.

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#319339 - 08/08/08 09:28 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Holistic kitten food (crunchies) for my new foster kitten coming tomorrow. Soft kitten food for her. God I hope she doesnt die like the other one, I cant go thru that again.
I only have to foster her for 1 month, get her healthy then shes going to Bide A Wee to be placed up for adoption.
Hope she isnt that sickly. Without their moms, they seem to get sickly faster.



What if you will turn into a crazy cat lady?

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#319340 - 08/09/08 07:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Hammer - $24.99
Laser Kit - $39.99
Bath and Body Shop plastic massager - $4.00



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#319341 - 08/10/08 07:14 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I don't want to know.
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#319342 - 08/10/08 02:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

Hammer - $24.99
Laser Kit - $39.99
Bath and Body Shop plastic massager - $4.00






Do you think anybody from the FBI ever scours this thread?
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#319343 - 08/10/08 03:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Unregistered


Just Special Agent Joyner, but he's after Porners, not serial killers.

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#319344 - 08/10/08 05:05 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
5 bottles of liquid hand soap from Bath & Body Works - $15.00 + tax

They had a special sale so I stocked up. Really nice and soft soap, I feel clean and fresh after using it. Next time I will buy lots of fragrance oils and oil warmer when they will have a special sale for it.



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#319345 - 08/10/08 05:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

5 bottles of liquid hand soap from Bath & Body Works - $15.00 + tax

They had a special sale so I stocked up. Really nice and soft soap, I feel clean and fresh after using it. Next time I will buy lots of fragrance oils and oil warmer when they will have a special sale for it.






does it get the blood off?
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#319346 - 08/10/08 06:20 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
John Doe Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
    Laptop
    Digital camera
    A shitload of blank DVD-RW & DVD-R
    The jewel cases to go with them
    DVD movies
    Lawn mower
    Trimmer
    Chainsaw
    A spare USB Hard drive (For all that saved porn)
    A USB Flash Drive
    DVD/VHS recorder( I can finally transfer all my old VHS to DVD)
    A laptop carrying case.


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#319347 - 08/10/08 09:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Panzer, cute choice for a change.

Eyebrows waxed $10.00 plus $3.75 tip, Pedicure 19.00 plus 5.00 tip, paper towels, clorox wipe sheet, M&M plain, Newport 100's $8.50 (mine didnt come in the mail yet ), #1LB of diabetic cookies for MIL, Went to look at Shihtuz in my old Doggie Daycare that was found w. 1/2 of haircut on body, no one's claimed him it's been 1 month, he's adorable only 2 years old, Im thinking about taking him along w/ my other 2 plus a foster along w. 3 cats and 1 foster 6 week old kitty. His name is Jedi, he's beautiful, black and white, got him today!

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#319348 - 08/10/08 09:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Am I the only the one who finds it strange that the man who started the gay name thread buys his soap at Bath and Body Works?
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#319349 - 08/10/08 10:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Am I the only the one who finds it strange that the man who started the gay name thread buys his soap at Bath and Body Works?




I didn't felt right when I was at Bath and Body Works, the only other male customer was just some hindu guy that was waiting for his wife to make the purchases. The only another guy that was there was the black sissy-looking homo stockboy who gave me a weird look.

I am really looking for their fragrance oil sale, because my rooms smells like parakeet poop.

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#319350 - 08/10/08 10:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Ice Cream!!! - $4.99



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#319351 - 08/11/08 12:27 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
yep, your gay.
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#319352 - 08/11/08 02:36 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Parking @ City Walk ($12 bones? ARGH!.)

i went there with Arianna



to catch Pineapple Express. (bought 2 tickets, I think it was $24?)

while there we grabbed some food at Bubba Gump...

I kicked in the loot for that, but she did buy me a very cool Friday the 13th shirt when we stopped by halloween town in burbank.


Because She wanted to pick up a Total Skull hoodie like the one Laurie Strode wore in Rob Zombie's Halloween.



EDIT To ADD: a coda to this is after sitting though that train wreck of a movie (Pineapple E), we came out to see Shawnee Smith of Saw fame was giving a concert. true story.
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