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#589890 - 04/25/13 08:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
please don't do that ever again.


It only took 6 years to get a good post out of him, don't discourage.

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#589892 - 04/25/13 09:01 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#589920 - 04/26/13 01:26 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Tritone]
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
^^^^^^^^^^^^
awwww Barry. Can't understand the concept of a black man havng his own money.



Stealin' it don't mean you own it. Silly Negro.
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#589968 - 04/26/13 10:20 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Tritone]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
Originally Posted By: Blackules
Pimpin yo Apple products. You tryina flaunt the bougie, aintcha?

--Balee Dat, Playa!
Originally Posted By: Blackules
Pimpin yo Apple products. You tryina flaunt the bougie, aintcha?

--Balee Dat, Playa!


Sheeit, man! Even tha' most downtrodden nigga got an iPhone!

Peace.


Looks like I'm not the only one to come of age this week.

Good one, Tri.
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#590521 - 05/02/13 03:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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[Mama] Sbarro's "All You Can Eat" $8.49 breakfast is a scam - you only get 1 plate. So instead I got 3x hot dogs from Rafiqi's for $1.00 each and 2x apple pies from McD's for $1.09.

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#590550 - 05/03/13 07:30 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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AND



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#590551 - 05/03/13 07:35 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Demonbolloxs]
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Originally Posted By: Demonbolloxs


AND



Looking good together blinker

$5 at the $5 Shoe Store?

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#590567 - 05/03/13 06:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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The finished custom 7 stage water softening and RO system. Finally! There was lots of trench digging going on and such but well worth the price to pay.



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#590656 - 05/05/13 09:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#590660 - 05/06/13 02:12 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I love that phone! I have a white one.

$3.00 false eyelashes at Ulta
Groceries at trader joe. $10
16g flash drive. $12. Some random store

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#590661 - 05/06/13 02:51 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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Funny you should mention phones. I just got this little trimline for the bedroom.



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#590666 - 05/06/13 07:45 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Whore humour's sketchy. And she probably doesn't.

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#590671 - 05/06/13 09:21 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Just got Blue Pearl Granite tops installed this past week.



(Not my kitchen)

Fixin' to install this backsplash on the walls



This afternoon we'll pick out some new cabinet doors. Floors are black and white ceramic checkerboard and the existing cabinets are white and likely to remain white, just want to update the doors.

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#590687 - 05/06/13 03:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Just got Blue Pearl Granite tops installed this past week.

Fixin' to install this backsplash on the walls

This afternoon we'll pick out some new cabinet doors. Floors are black and white ceramic checkerboard and the existing cabinets are white and likely to remain white, just want to update the doors.


That's sexy granite. Although I kind of regret having dark granite in our kitchen living in the desert. Too much powder-like dirt and sand that settles on it and it looks awful. Part of my morning routine EVERYDAY is to clean the counter tops. Next house won't have this issue!!!

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#590713 - 05/07/13 04:19 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD

Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I love that phone! I have a white one.

I was under the impression that the Jordan bought an iPhone 4S in white not that long ago, the one sharper selfies of the tits weren't done for public consumption with.

The colour of the first pic, a scene from Highlander, where there can be only one.
I meant this phone:



Good trinket, I guess, but I don't have a comparison to anything similar since it's the first smarty I got.


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#590759 - 05/07/13 11:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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How are the pics it takes? Give a run down of conveniences and annoyances. How fast is the wifi or 4g on it?

I don't know anyone with the phone, so I'm curious.
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#590760 - 05/08/13 01:43 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Lots of cheap perfumes.

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#590761 - 05/08/13 01:54 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Will you be spraying them on the asshole of the trannys you took pictures with?
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#590763 - 05/08/13 02:21 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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No, but your mom will!

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#590764 - 05/08/13 02:24 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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There's an in-depth test, analysis and praise in two parts of the phone on AnandTech.com for people who know what to look for in a smartphone. They recently also did their first part of the Samsung Galaxy S4 test and should've considered the HTC One when comparing the two at some point.

The black phone wasn't available in my area at first and I don't have a service provider contract yet, so the only thing I know about its network performance would be that WiFi works when in immediate vicinity of a router providing it. Fascinating, I know.

4G should be okay when it's offered, but it doesn't seem to be usable primarily with strict and sparse bandwidth caps and radically reduced speed and sometimes additional data volume charges once over the alloted amount.

The 1080p screen looks really good to me.
VLC in a beta for Android provides good and rather flawless playback of television material of the 1080p Web DL category Apple offers on iTunes or 1080p porn clips from Brazzers, for example.

I prefer CDs for their uncompressed sound. Usually, not all desktop media players can play back a mixed DJ performance when extracting the audio in separate tracks without gaps in playback when the track changes. Extracting audio with Exact Audio Copy and playing it back in Windows Media Player works on desktops; on the HTC One the integrated player works just as well, VLC doesn't for gap-free audio as pointed out.

Beats Audio seems to be a rather useless bass attenuation, thus an equalizer preset, possibly for the rather useless Beats Audio in-ear headphones I won't use.
The headphone jack seems to be an okay one; it doesn't sound terrible.

The camera I didn't try out extensively; the test mentioned above should make things more clear for the interested.
1080p video seems to be offered and some video effects presets are ready to annoy.

25GB of internal usable storage is the fixed capacity in hardware on the 32GB model. There's no SD card slot and HTC seem to want people to upload to Dropbox or whereever else when they need to. Happy data transfer then.

It's not bad.

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#590795 - 05/08/13 01:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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pair of black vans slip ons. Self help book for my chef.
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#590819 - 05/08/13 07:09 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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2x McWraps and 2x strawberry creme pies - all for $6.30 at McD's

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#590820 - 05/08/13 07:12 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Garbage in, garbage out

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#590824 - 05/08/13 07:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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$140 unlimited month of Pilates classes on the machine.

Gen, any tips? Did my first machine class today. I'm used to doing just mat.

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#590826 - 05/08/13 07:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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$5.08 for the Ballys bill.

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#590827 - 05/08/13 07:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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$12,170,345 for your hospital bills innocent tax payers have to pay because you can't stop being a toxic garbage dump.

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#590886 - 05/09/13 02:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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I paid $5

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#590892 - 05/09/13 03:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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192oz-capacity enema for lots of money. 13 other people wanted to get their hands on it too, but I won.

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#590900 - 05/09/13 06:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Ah, enema!


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#590901 - 05/09/13 06:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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$50 motorcycle battery.
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#590903 - 05/09/13 07:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD


Good trinket, I guess, but I don't have a comparison to anything similar since it's the first smarty I got.


first smarty is it?. where the fuck have you been techno nerd?.


Originally Posted By: PulpeD


The black phone wasn't available in my area at first and I don't have a service provider contract yet,


so you signed up for the no friends and family plan... did you get unlimited texts to yourself too?.

every once in awhile one of you freaks astounds me when you share the every day horrors of your life. this is one of those of times.
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#590906 - 05/09/13 07:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Ah, enema!

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#590907 - 05/09/13 07:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Mobile phones I used looked like remote controls. Cunt.

While bland and uninventive, daddy life daily clearly tore him apart over time. He was shattered.

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#590909 - 05/09/13 08:00 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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explaining yourself?. for shame.

and spare me the rest of your fantasy land retorts. you just got kicked hard with your own real world sharing, fruit.

the next time you try to pass yourself off as any type of techno nerd we'll revisit that post uber-doof.
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#590910 - 05/09/13 08:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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You dream on in wonderland, homo.

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#590912 - 05/09/13 08:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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pipe...tell us about your car with no wheels. heh
or your work at home "job".
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#590914 - 05/09/13 08:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
Generizer Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
$140 unlimited month of Pilates classes on the machine.

Gen, any tips? Did my first machine class today. I'm used to doing just mat.


You using the Cadillac/Trapeze or Reformer?

My biggest concern with people using the pilates machines is that people assume posture isn't important because using the machine puts you in proper posture automatically. And that's not true.

Make sure trainer watches that more than anything. Injuries and/or hyperextension can lead to easily. Avoid shoulders rolled forward, engage core, point toes and most importantly focus on breathing in through nose and out mouth. I would take a break for a day or two if you're so sore it's uncomfortable to walk. Take time to recover and avoid salty foods.

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#590915 - 05/09/13 08:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Like a retarded slug, apparently. And rather boring.

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#590918 - 05/09/13 08:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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any big plans for your first actual call on that phone pipe?. time and weather must be in the top 3, right?.
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#590920 - 05/09/13 08:25 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Keep monging on, cunt brain.

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#590922 - 05/09/13 08:32 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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so fucken weak...

just to review for educational purposes, n00b. when i bust on you for being a shut in loser maybe it's not a good idea not to prove me right by posting what might be.

Quote:
Mobile phones I used looked like remote controls.

the fact that you had save up to enter this decade is even more frightening. so less know it all and more shut the fuck up in the future, yes?. ok good.
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#590925 - 05/09/13 08:35 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Still lame, still uninventive.

He was beginning to see that family life wasn't as advertised.

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#590927 - 05/09/13 08:39 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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again...you're commenting on subject matter that pertains to you.

and someone with a no friends and family plan has no place discussing advertising. maybe you should explain the circumstances that brought you to eventually owning this smartphone. what was the sell?.
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#590929 - 05/09/13 08:42 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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This is weak, even for meat head retards with no way out and a while to go.

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#590931 - 05/09/13 08:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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again..subject matter.
leaving your lack of self worth behind please answer the question. what was the sell?.
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#590932 - 05/09/13 08:52 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Repeated weakness gets boring.

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#590934 - 05/09/13 08:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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buyers remorse is it?.

we'll revisit this in a few days then.
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#590937 - 05/09/13 08:57 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Numbness through repetition.

Daddy can provide the Meat Head Experience once things get worse.

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#590941 - 05/09/13 09:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PulpeD


Daddy can provide the Meat Head Experience once things get worse.


Originally Posted By: PulpeD

I don't have a service provider contract yet,


wait...service provider isn't code for your lifestyle is it?. if so that's fucken gross dude but it would explain your incest driven fantasy posts.
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#590942 - 05/09/13 09:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
drained Offline
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Yep, go Jimmy now. Piss-off-weak.

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