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#321714 - 02/28/11 11:29 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You can tell Beck thought the world of Les Paul. For this occasion he actually wore sleeves.
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#321715 - 03/01/11 02:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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A pair of vintage egg shaped table lamps i wanted for a long time but the owner wouldn't sell.
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#321716 - 03/08/11 09:59 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Archery chair (that's what they call it) from Gander Mountain on sale for $30. It is wonderful, padded with 3 settings. Man sized. I could sleep in it.
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#321717 - 03/08/11 04:23 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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4 Sinful Colors nail enemals for $0.50 each, in colors Let's Meet, Scandal, Pinky Glitter and Midnight Blue:



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#321718 - 03/08/11 05:18 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You're just asking for it, Alex.

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#321719 - 03/08/11 06:14 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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....and several trannies are lined up ready to give it !
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#321720 - 03/09/11 05:12 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Fn five seven. Haters gonna hate.




Really interesting toy, sure you can handload the banned rounds that can beat level one cop vests. Lots in a mag, but tokarevs seem to go through better. If you were worried about vests some kind of m-4 is going to have rifle fps which is a different game. Fn makes good shit but I'd take 00 out of a mossy or a g20 with double taps, either are going to make messes of anyone sans armor. Now a fn fal or the 240'with hundred rd drums my friends giant little bro could carry are whats a nightmare cops have weekly. Big fast bullets stop cars and then good luck getting the door open when m240s hitting your cruiser way too fast and 87 times. There's a reason light machine guns basically aren't available.


Bornyo, I can put a swordfish harpoon gun on a boat, can you put the German 20mm in a prop if it wasnt full auto? You can buy the caliber, and it doesn't have the a-10 issue of finding depleted uranium.
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#321721 - 03/09/11 05:20 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321722 - 03/09/11 11:40 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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i'm in the minority that can't find the right focus to see that shit, finally bit the bullet on the 240's basically for watching sports. light as fuck for the size, i can't qualitatively speak to the differences between a plain lcd's but the weight lets you get impressive #by# and maybe the backlighting's nicer.
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#321723 - 03/09/11 05:59 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Fn five seven. Haters gonna hate.




Really interesting toy, sure you can handload the banned rounds that can beat level one cop vests. Lots in a mag, but tokarevs seem to go through better. If you were worried about vests some kind of m-4 is going to have rifle fps which is a different game. Fn makes good shit but I'd take 00 out of a mossy or a g20 with double taps, either are going to make messes of anyone sans armor. Now a fn fal or the 240'with hundred rd drums my friends giant little bro could carry are whats a nightmare cops have weekly. Big fast bullets stop cars and then good luck getting the door open when m240s hitting your cruiser way too fast and 87 times. There's a reason light machine guns basically aren't available.


Bornyo, I can put a swordfish harpoon gun on a boat, can you put the German 20mm in a prop if it wasnt full auto? You can buy the caliber, and it doesn't have the a-10 issue of finding depleted uranium.





real time libya...

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#321724 - 03/09/11 10:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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8 nail enamels in colors Hottie, Black On Black, Cloud 9, Let Me Go, Let's Talk, Big Daddy, 24/7 and Ruby Ruby:



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#321725 - 03/09/11 10:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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http://whois.domaintools.com/fatwhores.info

Alex did you purchase this lately?
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#321726 - 03/10/11 08:31 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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http://whois.domaintools.com/fatwhores.info

Alex did you purchase this lately?



Yes I did.

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#321727 - 03/10/11 10:40 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Game Ninja is Alex panzer or Alexander Gorodetisky. Found on google.
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#321728 - 03/13/11 08:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just won 8 different cosmetics bags (mostly Estee Lauder and Lancome) for only $3.99 shipped, on eBay.



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#321729 - 03/13/11 08:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You must keep your trannie lovers very happy.
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#321730 - 03/14/11 07:57 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm beginning to think he may very well be morphing into one if not already. Feeling a bit like a butterfly Alex ?
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#321731 - 03/14/11 07:50 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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I'm beginning to think he may very well be morphing into one if not already. Feeling a bit like a butterfly Alex ?



I just like good deals.

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#321732 - 03/14/11 07:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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You been shopping for a sex change surgeon ?
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#321733 - 03/15/11 07:19 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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he already has a surgeon in brazil booked for the summer.
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#321734 - 03/15/11 07:22 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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let's hope he also gets some calf implants.

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#321735 - 03/15/11 07:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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48 pairs of No Nonsense brand knee-highs.

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#321736 - 03/16/11 07:34 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321737 - 03/16/11 07:13 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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let's hope he also gets some calf implants.




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Did you really get that joke? I am going to guess no. I'll give you a hint, the initials are FS. Otherwise just stop acting like you get jokes you don't understand, please. It's just sad.

Read posts before you answer them. And seriously, 56 isn't old no matter what maladies you have, why do you act like such a fucktard?
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#321738 - 03/21/11 04:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Panties - free at the Victoria's Secret store:



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#321739 - 03/21/11 04:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Do you have the gender reassignment surgery scheduled yet?
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#321740 - 03/21/11 06:11 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Panzer's trolldom has gone nuclear !
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#321741 - 03/21/11 07:40 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Panties - free at the Victoria's Secret store:




are you going to put those on your head and watch some scat porn later on?
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#321742 - 03/21/11 11:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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^^^that pic will be blown up on a giant board ,in a courtroom after they pull it out of the victim's mouth...
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#321743 - 03/22/11 12:26 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just got another coupon today for free panties



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#321744 - 03/22/11 05:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#321745 - 03/24/11 05:15 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quantaray 24mm f2.8 lens for Canon EOS for $18.26 on eBay

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#321746 - 03/24/11 06:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Pearl necklace for $2.17 at the Two Dollar Jewelry store:





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#321747 - 03/25/11 03:09 PM Re: Your Next Purchase
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From Deutchland comes the new bird cam.
Buildable, but not yet buyable.

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#321748 - 03/25/11 03:30 PM Re: Your Next Purchase
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All this for just $1.42:



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#321749 - 03/25/11 04:10 PM Re: Your Next Purchase
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My next purchase will be a day ticket to Haulover Beach. Six bucks to look at yrimmed pussy all day. Some of the Cubanitas are quite beautiful.

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#321750 - 03/28/11 01:50 PM Re: Your Next Purchase
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Gap khakis. trying to will spring to appear....
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#321751 - 03/29/11 01:54 PM Re: Your Next Purchase
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FUCK YES. Arrived from England today....


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#321752 - 03/29/11 05:24 PM Re: Your Next Purchase
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Those look pretty fucking sharp . ^
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#321753 - 03/29/11 10:25 PM Re: Your Next Purchase
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they are, sir. and as Bornyo and i discussed about earlier stuff, Loake has discontinued that style of the chelsea. Fuckers. I got the last pair they had...
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#321754 - 03/31/11 07:18 PM Re: Your Next Purchase
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I just bought Nothrust a clue for $10 off of e-bay. slightly used. Okay, well, it's pretty well-worn, but it's still better than what he's got now.

PM me your address dude. (You pay shipping.)

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#506560 - 04/16/11 06:39 PM Re: Your Next Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Ordered a pizza for the St.L. L.A. game.
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#506585 - 04/16/11 09:48 PM Re: Your Next Purchase [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Ordered a pizza for the St.L. L.A. game.

How much was it and what toppings were on it?

If you buy plain pizza then you can put your own toppings on it and then put some extra cheese. This way you can save money and other people will never know that you put your own toppings.


I bought a year membership to Metropolitan Museum for $70.00 and a case for my new smartphone for $1.82 on eBay delivered.

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#506685 - 04/18/11 03:29 AM Re: Your Next Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Game Ninja
Originally Posted By: charin
Ordered a pizza for the St.L. L.A. game.

How much was it and what toppings were on it?

If you buy plain pizza then you can put your own toppings on it and then put some extra cheese. This way you can save money and other people will never know that you put your own toppings.


I bought a year membership to Metropolitan Museum for $70.00 and a case for my new smartphone for $1.82 on eBay delivered.


I went on a date with a girl in high school who brought her ordered plain spaghetti but brought in her own meatballs from ikea. i was mortified. you two should date.
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#506776 - 04/18/11 11:22 PM Re: Your Next Purchase [Re: Cum Stains]
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Originally Posted By: Cum Stains
Originally Posted By: Game Ninja
Originally Posted By: charin
Ordered a pizza for the St.L. L.A. game.

How much was it and what toppings were on it?

If you buy plain pizza then you can put your own toppings on it and then put some extra cheese. This way you can save money and other people will never know that you put your own toppings.


I bought a year membership to Metropolitan Museum for $70.00 and a case for my new smartphone for $1.82 on eBay delivered.


I went on a date with a girl in high school who brought her ordered plain spaghetti but brought in her own meatballs from ikea. i was mortified. you two should date.

She couldn't resist the balls for $3.99

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#506778 - 04/18/11 11:39 PM Re: Your Next Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
gia jordan Offline
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My new manicure and souvenir from the Anal Cunt show
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#506779 - 04/18/11 11:41 PM Re: Your Next Purchase [Re: gia jordan]
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hell the hell do i post pics? i've been gone for a while and wow wtf?
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#506916 - 04/20/11 01:26 AM Re: Your Next Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Vintage sterling cufflinks with the Garuda engraved on them (google it). I train at a muay thai gym so i thought it was kind of a little tribute dealy...
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#506923 - 04/20/11 09:09 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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#506925 - 04/20/11 09:11 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Squeaky helium voiced Brianna Love ^
Gia, use the full reply screen and look for the "attach image" icon on the tool bar. Fucking thing still won't let you edit 10 seconds after you post though.
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