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#319253 - 07/26/08 11:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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are the tape measure and campbell's soup can included in the deal or are they in the picture solely for perspective purposes? seriously, you should haggle to have them included. they come in handy every now and again.
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#319254 - 07/26/08 11:50 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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i thought it was some sort of bizarre sculpture and the soup can was a tribute to warhol. turns out it was a.... bird gym...  i think it seemed like less of a waste of cash as a bad sculpture.
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#319255 - 07/26/08 11:52 PM
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Are you feeding the birds Panzer's Arson?
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#319256 - 07/27/08 12:21 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
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my birds eat better than that dude. nattie gets harrison's adult lifetime coarse pepper. ($99.99 for a twenty pound bag) others, depending on how long they are staying, get converted to harrisons or just stay with what they're already eating. (roudybush pellets, but i'm not sure how much those cost) everyone gets fresh fruit and vegetables on the regular. nattie also loves chicken bones. (the marrow is very good for them) if the baby g was a parrot, she would approve of my birds eating habits.
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#319263 - 07/28/08 08:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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Muay thai, Grappling, dancing around in Doc Martens,short leather jacket, boy of london baseball hat in C&c Music Factory tribute band...
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#319264 - 07/28/08 09:17 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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2 flats of bottled water - $7.98 1 case of Shasta Sodas (mixed flavors) - $5.94 (+CRV) 3 bags of Hard Candy - $3.97 Fresh Fruit - $4.96 Orange Juice - $.99 Cranberry Juice - $.99 Grey Goose Vodka - $22.00 Baby Wipes - $.99 Baby Oil - $.99 Paper Towel 4 pack - $.99 10 Premium MiniDV Tapes - $22.00 2 sildenafil citrate tablets (just in case) - $8.00 Being prepared for a content exchange shoot tomorrow with 3 girls and ME. - Priceless 
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#319266 - 07/28/08 10:01 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Cheap Monday jeans in black $65
Alba spf 40 sunscreen at Whole Foods $15
False eyelashes $3
Dr. Bronner peppermint soap $4
baby blue ruffle petticoat $20
baby blue stockings $8
hammer $5
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#319267 - 07/28/08 10:52 PM
Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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2 flats of bottled water - $7.98
1 case of Shasta Sodas (mixed flavors) - $5.94 (+CRV)
3 bags of Hard Candy - $3.97
Fresh Fruit - $4.96
Orange Juice - $.99
Cranberry Juice - $.99
Grey Goose Vodka - $22.00
Baby Wipes - $.99
Baby Oil - $.99
Paper Towel 4 pack - $.99
10 Premium MiniDV Tapes - $22.00
2 sildenafil citrate tablets (just in case) - $8.00
Being prepared for a content exchange shoot tomorrow with 3 girls and ME. - Priceless
How come the enema is missing from the list?
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#319269 - 07/29/08 06:54 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
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season two of 'reno 911' and season one of 'the x files' on dvd.
We just got season 1 of the X-Files as well!!! Best friends 
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#319271 - 07/29/08 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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28lb bag of Wellness Super Mix 5 dog chow $56.00, Bag of Bones $11.00, Case of Fancy Feast cat food $13.00, Vitamin Water w/Acai berry and Pomegranate (this shit is like heroin, sooo addicting)$1.79, Cocaine Cowboys #2 DVD $25.00, Queen size sheets, $64.99, Lemonade Coolatta from DD, $4.00 w/Croissant $1.40...hmmm that's all I think. 
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#319272 - 07/30/08 05:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Grey knit over-the-knee socks. Target. $6.99.
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#319275 - 07/31/08 05:04 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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its ok, with im sure his heart will stop before 27.
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#319276 - 07/31/08 05:36 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Patty...
I was going to e-bay this lil treasure. But in honor of the multiple meltdowns you've caused with your ava I'm giving you the exclusive bid...
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#319277 - 07/31/08 07:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Thanks so much! There was an awesome bust of that wacky Austrian at a pawn shop. It must have belonged to someone important because it was absolutely stellar. And then mother-fuckers complained. I'm surprised someone didn't tear me to pieces over the paintings. And Panzer, you're a fat fuck...
PS: Panzerotti PLEASE post a pic of those pants. Do they have a stretchy waistband??
Edited by tattypatty (07/31/08 07:01 PM)
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#319278 - 07/31/08 07:11 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Size 40 belt $9.99 and size 40x32 pants $7.99
Fatty. You sure are a disgusting slovenly pig. And only 21. Pathetic.
Adding insults to injury is not nice. My gym pants are XXXL.
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#319279 - 07/31/08 08:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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With an enema or two you might get to reduce to XXL.
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#319280 - 08/01/08 09:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Pre-ordered "The Wire Season 5" (out 8/12) to coincide (hopefully) with my all-eps marathon.
Have watched the first 19 eps since last Friday...
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#319281 - 08/01/08 09:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Patty...
I was going to e-bay this lil treasure. But in honor of the multiple meltdowns you've caused with your ava I'm giving you the exclusive bid...
That's pretty fucking cool. 
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#319282 - 08/01/08 09:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Pre-ordered "The Wire Season 5" (out 8/12) to coincide (hopefully) with my all-eps marathon.
Have watched the first 19 eps since last Friday...
Isnt that show freakin awesome, I love it too.
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#319284 - 08/02/08 01:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
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One of my faves from season 2. I've had to say it myself... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT6RDIvpgGQ
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#319285 - 08/02/08 08:07 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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a new transmission for the shaggin wagon the vans killin me but i love it too much to part with it 
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#319286 - 08/02/08 07:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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$11 worth of Cypress Grove Truffle Tremor ($26/lb) http://www.cypressgrovechevre.com/cheeses/section_3.0.htmlBizarro Jeff Foxworthy: you might be an elitist if you buy truffled goat cheese at $26 a pound.
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#319290 - 08/03/08 11:09 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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6 bottles of wine from http://www.vinilunardelli.com/scelta.htmlall cabernet sav. one with mussolini 8,00 € one with the italia fasces 8,00 € one with hitler that says ein volk, ein reich, ein furher. 8,00 € one with Eva Braun 8,00 € one with Himmler 8,00 € and one with Josef Stalin also 8,00 € shipping 120,00 € Total = 168,00 € they all go on my shelf next to the bottle of leninade.
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#319291 - 08/03/08 11:31 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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6 bottles of wine from http://www.vinilunardelli.com/scelta.html
all cabernet sav.
one with mussolini 8,00 €
one with the italia fasces 8,00 €
one with hitler that says ein volk, ein reich, ein furher. 8,00 €
one with Eva Braun 8,00 €
one with Himmler 8,00 €
and one with Josef Stalin also 8,00 €
shipping 120,00 €
Total = 168,00 €
they all go on my shelf next to the bottle of leninade.
Shipping was more than the actual prodcut, something is not right.
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#319292 - 08/03/08 11:34 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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shipping fragile wine bottles from italy to the US.... its about right.
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If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus
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#319293 - 08/03/08 12:15 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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shipping fragile wine bottles from italy to the US.... its about right.
Still, I think that the company will pocket like 10-15 euros from the shipping price.
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#319296 - 08/03/08 01:17 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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shipping fragile wine bottles from italy to the US.... its about right.
Still, I think that the company will pocket like 10-15 euros from the shipping price.
THOSE FILTHY CAPITALIST PIGS!!!!!
Yeah! They're convincing you that that shipping charge is necessary for a quality service and that there are expenses involved, but they are just pocketing a certain % of the charge.
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#319298 - 08/03/08 02:40 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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shipping fragile wine bottles from italy to the US.... its about right.
Still, I think that the company will pocket like 10-15 euros from the shipping price.
THOSE FILTHY CAPITALIST PIGS!!!!!
Yeah! They're convincing you that that shipping charge is necessary for a quality service and that there are expenses involved, but they are just pocketing a certain % of the charge.
shouldn't you be jogging fattie?
Just came back from the gym 3 minutes ago.
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#319299 - 08/03/08 02:46 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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6 bottles of wine from http://www.vinilunardelli.com/scelta.html
I picked up a box of these in little airline-sized bottles in Parma. It includes most of the Mussolini and Hitler labels. I should have grabbed a bunch of them, because everyone freaks when they see them. Nice purchase!
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