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#319353 - 08/11/08 09:45 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319354 - 08/11/08 06:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

i went there with Arianna



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#319355 - 08/12/08 12:26 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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It just makes you wonder how many days in Stevie Why's life have been spent waiting in line for Star Wars movies to open. The guy down the street ironing his original Star Trek uniform while waiting for the day his Planet of the Apes action figures accumulate enough value on E-Bay for him to get the Spock ear plastic surgery thinks you need to get outside a little more often.




Nah, never waited in line for any of the Star Wars movies as I thought they all blew. I preferred the company of collectors on the "high end" scale who had things like the actual Death Star in their living room.

In my experience the "porn past" always scared girls away more than toys.
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#319356 - 08/13/08 11:33 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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3 books

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#319357 - 08/13/08 12:27 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Which books? Phone books? Black books?
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#319358 - 08/13/08 12:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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the biographies of Henry Lee Lucas, The BTK Killer and Ed Gein?
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#319359 - 08/13/08 12:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Which books? Phone books? Black books?




2 bondage art books (Alazar's) and 1 fashion illustration book.

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#319360 - 08/13/08 12:47 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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1.5 liter-bottle of original Listerine for $7.58 and 50 tea lights for $3.29

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#319361 - 08/13/08 12:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Can you get drunk on Listerine?

I bought a 5-piece set of router bits.

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#319362 - 08/13/08 12:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Can you get drunk on Listerine?

I bought a 5-piece set of router bits.



I donmt think so.

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#319363 - 08/13/08 12:58 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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i bought a couple gag gits for my moms 40th b-day tonight, a walker, some Metamucil, a matlock box set...
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#319364 - 08/13/08 01:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Jesus Christ! Your mom is only 40? How old was she when she had you? Yes, you CAN get drunk off listerine.
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#319365 - 08/13/08 01:34 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Tattoo.


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#319366 - 08/13/08 01:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego


Found four out of the five figures in the new DC Universe line. Some bastard only bought Sinestro from what was on display at Target, so my Solomon Grundy only has one leg.

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#319367 - 08/13/08 01:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Jesus Christ! Your mom is only 40? How old was she when she had you?





hahaha... whoops, i meant to type 50. she was 22 when she had me, not 12.
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#319368 - 08/13/08 03:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Today is my baby's birthday, so I bought her 2 pairs of Timberlands $210.00 (for both, on sale) (she loves them and owns about 35 pairs). A pair of Nikes $125.00 and a pair of jeans $90.00 w/an Ecko Hoodie $115.00 for Wintertime. Taking her to dinner over the weekend and that's about it. I say that's enough for her.

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#319369 - 08/13/08 03:46 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Today is my baby's birthday, so I bought her 2 pairs of Timberlands $210.00 (for both, on sale) (she loves them and owns about 35 pairs). A pair of Nikes $125.00 and a pair of jeans $90.00 w/an Ecko Hoodie $115.00 for Wintertime. Taking her to dinner over the weekend and that's about it. I say that's enough for her.




I didn't know you were dating Guapo.

Today I bought fax paper and some bow tie pasta.
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#319370 - 08/13/08 03:54 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Quote:

Today is my baby's birthday, so I bought her 2 pairs of Timberlands $210.00 (for both, on sale) (she loves them and owns about 35 pairs). A pair of Nikes $125.00 and a pair of jeans $90.00 w/an Ecko Hoodie $115.00 for Wintertime. Taking her to dinner over the weekend and that's about it. I say that's enough for her.




I didn't know you were dating Guapo.

Today I bought fax paper and some bow tie pasta.


HAHAHA, no Im dating a wigga . A female wigga at that . She likes what she likes, who the fuck am I to change her. She looks good in whatever she wears. Be it a butchie look or a fem look, a butch with the sexiest undergarments ever, she's a cadbury egg, you never know what you will get on the inside. You'd never recognize her as a feminine looking lady. Surprise surprise surprise. She's full of em.

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#319371 - 08/13/08 04:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Tattoo.


nice titty
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#319372 - 08/15/08 01:44 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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3 domain names.

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#319373 - 08/15/08 01:56 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319374 - 08/15/08 02:17 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

www.alexpanzerisgoingtorapeandkillyou.com
www.alexpanzerisgoingtorapeandkillyou.net
www.alexpanzerisgoingtorapeandkillyou.org




Nah, I couldnt have actually bought such long domain names. I have now 5 porno-related domain names, they contain the following words as part of the names: pain, break, merciless, rough and meat

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#319375 - 08/15/08 03:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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alex, i must say that your smile in your new avatar is darling
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#319376 - 08/15/08 03:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

alex, i must say that your smile in your new avatar is darling




Thanks, I am glad that you like it. Doctor Ivan did a great dental work.

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#319377 - 08/16/08 05:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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after the xpeeps party thursday night:


Me and Arianna popped into 7-11 for some drunk food.

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#319378 - 08/16/08 05:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 07/14/08
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1.5L mineral water
1.5L Coke Zero
1L orange juice
2 frozen pan pizzas
2 packages of spaghetti bolognese all in one (just add water and cook for 5 minutes!)
A six pack of these.

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#319379 - 08/16/08 06:06 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

after the xpeeps party thursday night:


Me and Arianna popped into 7-11 for some drunk food.





You should also grabbed some free chilli and cheese from the dispenser.

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#319380 - 08/16/08 10:07 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
oooooh neat!
hairstuff here too! i got joico though- the reconstructing shampoo and conditioner
oh and i got the new vogue too its the september fall fashion issue with the new fashion rocks in cluded
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#319381 - 08/16/08 12:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Just got 2 of these oil warmers over at The Body Shop website. $2.00 each!!! How could I ever pass a deal like this?

Hurry up and get your fucking Sleek & Chic Oil Burners before they are gone at this great price of $2.00 each!!!

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#319382 - 08/16/08 05:21 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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American Apparel henley in white. And a pair of flat front khakis to go with the shirt I bought a while back.
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#319383 - 08/16/08 09:03 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Panzer what is a CRV?
I bough OPI nail polish called Vodka & Caviar (red) and Orly nail polish Haute Red, Sally Hansen Lacquer Shine in Glossy and Silver Liquid Polish Cleaner....total 34.00$
I also bought a new red Bandana for Bandit. He likes red.

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#319384 - 08/17/08 01:02 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

Panzer what is a CRV?




I was thinking about this too, but I think it is a bottle deposit of some sort.

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#319385 - 08/17/08 06:53 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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#319386 - 08/17/08 01:07 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
GUAPO Offline
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Quote:

i bought a couple gag gits for my moms 40th b-day tonight, a walker, some Metamucil, a matlock box set...




jesus christ gia only a frew short years away from someone getting her this too.

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#319387 - 08/17/08 07:51 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Monstar Offline
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#319388 - 08/18/08 07:29 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 04/15/08
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A DVD copy of Tin Cup. The Riddick Trilogy on DVD. A little stuffed Iggle Piggle toy for the rugrat and a box of tea flavored chocolates from Laura Secord.

The chocolates are weird but tasty.
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#319389 - 08/18/08 08:13 AM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Loc: Counting Kisses
2 gauge black tapers...


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#319390 - 08/18/08 12:45 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Marc Ecko Cut & Sew Ornate Vintage Boot Cut Jeans $78.00

Marc Ecko Cut & Sew Knight Shift Woven Shirt $68.00

have a casual dinner tonight...







Where's your dinner...Romania in 2005? Sorry Mon, but those clothes are even too horrid to be douchtastic.
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#319391 - 08/18/08 04:36 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
douche-tastic is the new black? as much as it pains me, i can't always walk through life wearing a texas chainsaw t-shirt and still hook it up.

hot chix dig the douche.

see it's HotChicksWithDouchebags.com,
not HotChicksWithGuysThatWearFridayThe13thGear.com

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#319392 - 08/18/08 05:24 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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welcome to the club alexandstar, now buy a few suits...
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#319393 - 08/18/08 05:31 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
First day off in 6 days. Woke up, posted, went to spin class, napped, and just woke up in time before bank closes. Gonna buy an airline ticket to Vegas on JetBlue after this.
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#319394 - 08/18/08 08:38 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

welcome to the club alexandstar, now buy a few suits...




fool, i gots me some suits.

Sunday Night:
Dinner for two @ La Piazza: 125.30 + 22.55 (tip) = 147.85
Movie for two: 23.50 + 15.00 (snax) = 38.50

=186.05


but she is beautiful.

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#319395 - 08/18/08 08:41 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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If she's a real girl close to your age, awesome! If she's just some porn chick who's a friend and flutters her eyelashes when the bill arrives, NO. Look out for yourself, Mon, and don't be a sucker.
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#319396 - 08/18/08 08:43 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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$38.50 at the theatre? Nigga hopes you got some head at the very least.
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#319397 - 08/18/08 08:53 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

If she's a real girl close to your age, awesome! If she's just some porn chick who's a friend and flutters her eyelashes when the bill arrives, NO. Look out for yourself, Mon, and don't be a sucker.




naw, this ain't my first rodeo....
the girl from last night was mid-20's, and i've known her for awhile...

Butcha know what? I have actually had a lot of good experiences with porn chicks picking up the checks.

Arianna and I are back and fourth, and Audrey B. picked up the check before that. I can't complain....

Quote:

$38.50 at the theatre? Nigga hopes you got some head at the very least.




I'm still trying to figure out how two bottles of water, red vines and some buncha crunch came to 15 bones.
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#319398 - 08/18/08 08:55 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Did you cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn cup/bag so you could at least have gotten hand manipulation?
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#319399 - 08/18/08 09:02 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
That's why I bring my own food. Yes, I'm that ghetto and I prefer my own selection.
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#319400 - 08/18/08 09:04 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
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good on ya there monstar.

2 24 packs of water
1 bottle Appleton rum
1 bottle Chopin vodka
2 12 packs of Guinness
2 2 liters of Jamaican ginger beer

hurricane party
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#319401 - 08/18/08 09:06 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Quote:

That's why I bring my own food. Yes, I'm that ghetto and I prefer my own selection.




i bring my own food and drink unless i go to the Universal theater here... full liquor bar and a decent concession that serves some real food.
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#319402 - 08/18/08 09:10 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase
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Zirh shave gel



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